Q: Whom did the monster take to the valentine dance?
A: His ghoulfriend.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the ghost ask the teacher if he could change his seat?
A: He wanted to sit next to his ghoul-friend!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11327
Q: What did the mad scientist use to mend a broken heart?
A: Masking tape.
Joke #11325
Q: What did the worm say when the other worm asked it to marry him?
A: I can’t — I’m your other end, silly!
Joke #11324
Q: Why is the letter V like a newlywed?
A: Because it’s always in love.
Joke #11323
Q: Who can hold up a train without being arrested?
A: A bridesmaid at a wedding.
Joke #11322
Q: Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
A: She never marries the best man.
Joke #11312
Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
A: I’m stuck on you.
Joke #11311
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I’m attracted to you.
Joke #11310
Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
A: Let’s go out together.
Joke #11309
Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: Better get ready — the doctor is taking us out tonight.
Joke #11308
Q: What did the bee say to the rose?
A: Hi, bud.
Joke #11307
Q: What did one ear say to the other ear?
A: Between you and me we need a haircut.
Joke #11306
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Just between you and me, there’s something that smells.
Joke #11305
Q: What did the short-order cook give his girlfriend when they became engaged?
A: A fourteen-karat onion ring.
Joke #11304
Q: Why did everyone call the Cyclops a playboy?
A: He had an eye for the ladies.