Q: What movie tells about a great and powerful magician of swampland?
A: “The Wizard of Ooze.”
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #18180
Q: What movie tells about a computer abandoned by his parents?
A: “Ohm Alone.”
Joke #18179
Q: What movie tells about a cowboy hero abandoned by his parents?
A: “Home Alone Ranger.”
Joke #18178
Q: What do you call a talk show hosted by a vegetable?
A: Okra Winfrey.
Joke #18177
Q: What do you get when you cross a food processor with a word processor?
A: A blender that eats your words.
Joke #18176
Q: What happened to the computer that stayed out in the cold too long?
A: It got frostbyte.
Joke #18175
Q: What do you call a Macintosh that falls off a table?
A: Apple turnover.
Joke #18174
Kids in my school are really lazy. They’re so lazy their idea of exercise is watching TV without a remote.
Joke #18173
Kids in my school are really lazy. They’re so lazy they dress up as pillows on Halloween.
Joke #18172
Kids in my school are really lazy. They’re so lazy their school bus has bunk beds.
Joke #18171
Kids in my school are really lazy. They’re so lazy their favorite game is Hide and Sleep.
Joke #18170
Q: Why did the teacher send the chicken to the principal’s office?
A: Because it kept pecking on the other kids.
Joke #18169
Q: How do librarians talk?
A: They speak volumes.
Joke #18168
Q: What would you get if you crossed a librarian with a race car driver?
A: A speed reader.
Joke #18167
Q: What would you get if you crossed a bookmobile with a fire engine?
A: A book (hook) and ladder truck.