Q: Who guards the bloodmobile after hours?
A: The bite watchman.
Category Archives: Jokes
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Joke #18226
Q: What did the vampire say to the doctor?
A: “Take me to your bleeder.”
Joke #18225
Junior Dracula waited all year for the vampire carnival. When his turn came to ride on the giant bat, it was closing time.
“Please!” he pleaded, “Why can’t I ride?”
“Sorry,” replied the operator. “You missed your turn at bat.”
Joke #18224
Q: Why did the baby vampire sleep in its parents’ bed?
A: It kept having bat dreams.
Joke #18223
Q: What did Dracula’s mother hang over his crib?
A: A blood mobile.
Joke #18222
Q: Was the vampire race close?
A: Yes, it was neck and neck.
Joke #18221
Q: What do you call a depressed vampire?
A: Dracu-low.
Joke #18220
Q: What do you call six vampires to go?
A: A Drac Pack.
Joke #18219
Q: What kind of sheets do ghosts wear at the North Pole?
A: Sheets of ice.
Joke #18218
Q: What do ghosts play on rainy days?
A: Moan-opoly.
Joke #18217
Q: What ghostly painting hangs in the Louvre?
A: Moana Lisa.
Joke #18216
Q: What is the first thing you say when you enter a haunted house?
A: “Who ghost there?”
Joke #18215
Q: What did Wonder Woman say to Spider Man?
A: “Don’t bug me.”
Joke #18214
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
One door.
One door who?
One door woman (Wonder Woman).
Joke #18213
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Three Stooges with a snail?
A: Larry, Curly and Slo.