Q: Why did the bean help the old woman across the street?
A: He was hoping to join the Boy Sprouts.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #18286
Q: What’s the difference between tuna fish and a piano tuner?
A: A piano tuner doesn’t go well on toast.
Joke #18285
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me, you fool!
Joke #18284
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Liver
Liver who?
Liver ’round here?
Joke #18283
Q: Why did Silly Sally attach a rocket to her hamburger?
A: She liked really fast food.
Joke #18282
Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack?
A: Fri-toes.
Joke #18281
Q: What’s the best way to mail a pizza?
A: With food stamps.
Joke #18280
Q: What did the mummy movie director say after shooting the last take?
A: “That’s a wrap!”
Joke #18279
Q: What do ghosts like best about computers?
A: Spreadsheets.
Joke #18278
When the lease on his apartment ran out, Mr. Hardy called the “Poltergeist Moving Company.”
After waiting three days, however, no one showed up.
“When are you leaving?” asked the landlord anxiously.
“When the spirit moves me,” replied Mr. Hardy.
Joke #18277
CANNIBAL TEACHER: “Why should hands be washed before eating?”
CANNIBAL STUDENT: “Who wants to eat dirty hands?”
Joke #18276
Q: Who were the first monsters to fly?
A: The Fright Brothers.
Joke #18275
Q: Why did Dr. Jekyll cry when he fell?
A: He skinned his Hyde.
Joke #18274
Q: What would you get if you crossed a farmer with a zombie?
A: Someone who raises the dead.
Joke #18273
Q: What would you get if you crossed a zombie with a clown?
A: Someone who dies laughing.