Q: What do prison wardens’ kids play with?
A: Cell blocks.
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Joke #18376
Q: What do psychics’ kids play with?
A: Mental blocks.
Joke #18375
Q: What do novelists’ kids play with?
A: Writers’ blocks.
Joke #18374
Q: What do construction workers’ kids play with?
A: Building blocks.
Joke #18373
Q: What do butchers’ kids play with?
A: Chopping blocks.
Joke #18372
Q: What do architects’ kids play with?
A: City blocks.
Joke #18371
Q: What would you get if you crossed a hillbilly with Santa Claus?
A: A ho-ho-ho down.
Joke #18370
Q: How can you recognize a hothead?
A: By his sideburns.
Joke #18369
Q: What did one torpedo say to the other torpedo?
A: “Are you sinking what I’m sinking?”
Joke #18368
Q: What do you call a mime in shining armor?
A: Silent Knight.
Joke #18367
Q: What would you get if you crossed a psychic with a store closing?
A: A Going-Out-of-My-Mind Sale.
Joke #18366
Q: What would you get if you crossed a silent performer with a psychic?
A: Mime over matter.
Joke #18365
Q: What’s the difference between a boat builder and a mail order mannequin company?
A: One shapes ships, the other ships shapes.
Joke #18364
Q: What’s the difference between a cattle herder and a locomotive driver?
A: One trains the steers, the other steers the trains.
Joke #18363
Q: What’s the difference between an object used to ride the waves and an unemployed peasant?
A: One’s a surf board, the other’s a bored serf.