Q: What is a vampire’s favorite drink?
A: A bloody Mary.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #7834
Q: What is a fish’s favorite country?
A: Finland.
Joke #7833
Q: Why is the baker so mean?
A: Because he beats the bread.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why are bakers mean?
A: Because they whip the cream and beat the eggs.
Joke #7832
Q: What runs around a soccer field but never moves?
A: A fence.
Joke #7831
Q: What did Jon do when his dog ate his science book?
A: He took the words right out of his mouth.
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Another version of this joke:
WRITER: “Last night I caught my dog chewing up the notes for my new novel.”
FRIEND: “What did you do?”
WRITER: “I took the words right out of his mouth.”
Joke #7830
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky.
Joke #7829
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear standing in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.
Joke #7828
Q: What did King Tut say when he got scared?
A: I want my mummy!
Joke #7827
Q: What can you throw but can’t catch?
A: A party.
Joke #7826
Q: Why did the orange use suntan oil?
A: Because he started to peel.
Joke #7825
Q: Where do two bunnies go after they get married?
A: On their bunnymoon!
Joke #7824
Q: What’s the best way to brush your hare?
A: Hold him firmly by the ears and brush gently.
Joke #7823
Q: Why did the ghost sing off key?
A: He left his sheet music at home.
Joke #7822
Q: What is the best way to keep water from running?
A: Don’t pay the water bill.
Joke #7821
Q: How many vampires does it take t oput in a light bulb?
A: None. Vampires like the dark.