Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #8931
Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A: FULL
Joke #8930
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: “Way to go team!”
Joke #8929
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: Because they both drip when they’re fucked!
Joke #8928
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry”
A: Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry….
Joke #8927
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Joke #8926
Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A: A brain tumor.
Joke #8925
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for chips.
Joke #8924
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Joke #8923
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A: They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Joke #8922
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes
Joke #8921
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Joke #8920
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, “So how’s it going down there in hell?”
Satan replies, “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flushing toilets and working escalators, and there’s no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next.” God replies, “What, you’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”
Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.” God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”
Joke #8919
A guy phones a law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week.” The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” Once again the receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week.”
The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” “Excuse me sir,” the receptionist says, “but this is third time I’ve had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?” The guy replies, “Because I love hearing it!”
Joke #8918
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”
The doctor replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.” The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”