Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #9052
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Joke #9051
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.
Joke #9050
Q: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.
Joke #9049
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Joke #9048
Q: What’s brown and half eaten?
A: The Queen Mothers Easter egg.
Joke #9047
Q: Why did Elton John sing at Diana’s funeral?
A: Because he’s the only Queen, who gives a fuck?
Joke #9046
Q: Did you see Dolly Parton’s new shoes?
A: Neither did she.
Joke #9045
Q: What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?
A: A blind date.
Joke #9044
Q: What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?
A: A thank you from Santa!
Joke #9043
Q: Why didn’t JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?
A: They figured they would wash up on shore!
Joke #9042
Q: Did you hear about the latest JFK Jr. movie?
A: It’s called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
Joke #9041
Q: Why does Hillary always get on top?
A: Bill can only screw up.
Joke #9040
Q: What has four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Tyson’s dog.
Joke #9039
Q: Hear about Kennedy Airlines?
A: Their motto is “Your luggage will arrive before you do!”