Q: What is the best way to raise a child?
A: In an elevator.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #20887
Q: What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?
A: Buck teeth.
Joke #20886
Q: Where can you go to weigh a pie?
A: Somewhere over the rainbow way up high (weigh a pie)
Joke #20885
Q: What do you call a person who runs on the road everyday?
A: A road runner
Joke #20884
Q: Why did the pretzels dance?
A: Just to do the twist.
Joke #20883
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida.
Joke #20882
Q: What can you say to a dentist while he’s drilling a tooth?
A: If you strike oil, we’ll split the money.
Joke #20881
Q: Why was the ocean arrested?
A: Because it beat upon the shore.
Joke #20880
Q: What does my homework and a rare steak have in common?
A: They are both almost done!
Joke #20879
Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: A sponge.
Joke #20878
Q: How many sides does a circle have?
A: Two, inside and outside.
Joke #20877
Q: What kind of plant do you put in a cake?
A: Flower.
Joke #20876
Q: What flies and helps people?
A: A helidoctor.
Joke #20875
Q: What’s black and white and blue all over?
A: A frozen penguin.
Joke #20874
Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A “pouch” potato.