Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A: She screamed her hands off.
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Joke #9070
Q: How did Helen Keller’s mother punish her?
A: By rearranging the living-room furniture.
Joke #9069
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children; the other is a plastic bag.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Joke #9068
Q: How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
Joke #9067
Q: What’s the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A: A microwave stops when you open the door.
Joke #9066
Q: What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A: Hugh Grant.
Joke #9065
Q: What’s white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A: George Michael’s latest release.
Joke #9062
Q: What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A: Christopher Reeves got the electric chair….and O.J walked!
Joke #9061
Q: What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A: They both live off dead Beatles.
Joke #9060
Q: Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
A: Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
Joke #9059
Q: What does Ellen DeGeneres cook for dinner every night?
A: She doesn’t, she eats out!
Joke #9058
Q: How come Mike Tyson’s eyes water during sex?
A: Mace
Joke #9057
Q: Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
A: The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Joke #9056
Q: What’s Bill Clinton’s idea of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out of town.
Joke #9054
Q: Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
A: She wants to be the first lady.