Q: Who can hold up a train without being arrested?
A: A bridesmaid at a wedding.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11322
Q: Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
A: She never marries the best man.
Joke #11321
Mike: I’ve been asked to get married hundreds of times.
Marissa: By whom?
Mike: My parents.
Joke #11320
Tom: I married a girl who was one of twins.
Jerry: How do you tell them apart?
Tom: Her brother has a beard.
Joke #11312
Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
A: I’m stuck on you.
Joke #11311
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I’m attracted to you.
Joke #11310
Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
A: Let’s go out together.
Joke #11309
Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: Better get ready — the doctor is taking us out tonight.
Joke #11308
Q: What did the bee say to the rose?
A: Hi, bud.
Joke #11307
Q: What did one ear say to the other ear?
A: Between you and me we need a haircut.
Joke #11306
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Just between you and me, there’s something that smells.
Joke #11305
Q: What did the short-order cook give his girlfriend when they became engaged?
A: A fourteen-karat onion ring.
Joke #11304
Q: Why did everyone call the Cyclops a playboy?
A: He had an eye for the ladies.
Joke #11303
“Did you hear the one about the lovesick frogs?”
“No. How does it end?”
“…and they lived hoppily ever after.”
Joke #11302
Q: Whom do birds marry?
A: Their tweet hearts.