Bruce: Do you know where I can buy some parrot seed?
Linda: Why? You don’t own a parrot.
Bruce: I know, but I want to grow one!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11477
Pam: Why were you so late for school this morning?
Tim: I dreamed I was playing football, and the game went into overtime!
Joke #11476
Sharon: Hey, your baseball cap is on backward.
Mark: Mind your own business. How do you know which way I’m going?
Joke #11475
Peter: Why do they call that animal a rhinoceros?
Dana: Because it looks like a rhinoceros!
Joke #11474
Barbara: Did you hear about the boy who keeps going around saying no?
Nick: No.
Joke #11471
Sister: Haven’t you finished the alphabet soup yet?
Brother: Not yet. I’m only up to the K’s.
Joke #11470
Brother: Why did Mom give us this for lunch? I hate cheese with holes.
Sister: Just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate!
Joke #11469
George: Look! I just found a lost football.
Louis: How do you know it’s lost?
George: Because the kids down the street are still looking for it!
Joke #11468
Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Texas divorce the same?
A: Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer
Joke #11467
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes: “Whack, Dang!”
A bad skydiver goes: “Dang! Whack.”
Joke #11466
Q: What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.
Joke #11465
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
Joke #11464
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Joke #11463
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Joke #11462
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.