The ticket seller at a high school basketball game let in the chicken, the turkey, the pheasant, and the goose. But he turned away the duck. Why?
Five fowls and you’re out.
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Joke #11514
Q: What do you get if you tie two bikes together?
A: Siamese Schwinns.
Joke #11513
Q: What do you get if you cross a karate expert with a tree?
A: Spruce Lee.
Joke #11512
Q: What do pigs do when they play basketball?
A: Hog the ball.
Joke #11511
A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side.
She yells over to the blonde, “Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?”
And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back “You ARE on the other side!”
Joke #11510
Reporter: How long have you been running?
Track Star: Since I was eight years old.
Reporter: You must be tired.
Joke #11509
Q: What was the nearsighted chicken doing on the baseball diamond?
A: Trying to hatch a fowl ball.
Joke #11508
Q: What should a runner eat before a race?
A: Ketchup.
Joke #11507
Q: Why did the football player complain to the waiter?
A: There was a fly in his soup-er bowl.
Joke #11506
Q: Who has played for every hockey team in the National Hockey League?
A: The organist at Madison Square Garden.
Joke #11505
Q: What is a hermit?
A: A girl’s baseball glove.
Joke #11504
Swimming Instructor: Remember, girls, swimming is the best exercise you can do to stay slim and beautiful.
Girl: Have you ever taken a close look at a duck?
Joke #11503
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a track-and-field star?
A: A floppy discus thrower.
Joke #11502
Q: How does a hockey player kiss?
A: He puckers up.
Joke #11501
Q: Why do fast-food lovers do so well in marathons?
A: They like to eat and run.