Q: What were the soccer star’s first words as a baby?
A: Look, Ma, no hands.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11582
Q: What’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?
A: New Jersey.
Joke #11580
Q: What is a personal foul?
A: Your very own chicken.
Joke #11579
Reporter: What’s the hardest thing you have to do every day?
Famous Basketball Star: Tie my shoes.
Joke #11578
Q: Why was the basketball player holding his nose?
A: Someone was taking a foul shot.
Joke #11577
Q: What do you get if you cross a basketball player with a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of the basketball season.
Joke #11576
Q: What team is known for traveling with the ball?
A: The Harlem Globe-Trotters.
Joke #11575
Q: What dessert should basketball players never eat?
A: Turnovers.
Joke #11574
Q: What disease makes you a better basketball player?
A: Athlete’s foot.
Joke #11573
Reporter: Do you like all of your players to be tall, Coach?
Famous Coach: A player’s height isn’t important to me, as long as his ears pop when he sits down.
Joke #11572
Q: What is Wilt the Stilt’s middle name?
A: The.
Joke #11571
Q: Why did the retired basketball player become a judge?
A: To stay on the court.
Joke #11570
Q: Why did the bench-sitter bring a water pistol to the basketball game?
A: He wanted a chance to shoot the ball.
Joke #11569
Basketball Coach: Billy, I think you grew another foot over the summer.
Billy: No, Coach, honest. I still have only two.
Joke #11568
Q: How do they play basketball in Hawaii?
A: With Hula Hoops.