Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
A: A golden receiver!
Category Archives: Jokes
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Joke #11878
Q: What do you got if you cross a telephone with a ghost?
A: A phantom caller!
Joke #11876
Q: What do you get if you cross a broken telephone with a football player?
A: A quarterback
Joke #11874
Q: Why did the vampire answer the phone in his pajamas
A: He couldn’t find his bat robe!
Joke #11872
Q: Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?
A: He always got too wrapped up in his calls!
Joke #11870
Q: Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?
A: He always got too wrapped up in his calls!
Joke #11868
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton need a telephone?
A: He had no body to talk with!
Joke #11866
Q: Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
A: To stay away from the nuts on the ground!
Joke #11864
Q: How do little rattlesnakes call home?
A: Poison-to-poison.
Joke #11862
Q: Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line!
Joke #11860
Q: How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
A: Mellow.
Joke #11858
Q: How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
A: Yellow?
Joke #11856
Q: How do molded fruit-flavored desserts answer the phone?
A: Jell-O?
Joke #11853
Q: How do angels answer the phone?
A: Halo?
Joke #11792
Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist!