Q: What’s a good pet for a conceited actor?
A: A hamster!
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Q: What’s a good pet for a conceited actor?
A: A hamster!
Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horsepitality!
Q: How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?
A: Cat got his tong(s)!
Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
Q: How do you spell cat backwards?
A: C-a-t b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s!
Q: What did the sidewalks say to the highway?
A: Excuse me, do you have the line?
Q: Why did the policeman arrest the young cat?
A: Because of the kitty litter!
Q: Why do cats sing in back alleys?
A: Well, that’s shoe-business!
Q: Why do some of our canine friends prefer to stay home?
A: Because it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there!
Q: Why don’t cats complain when other cats make noise all night?
A: Because it’s meow-sic to their ears!
Q: Why did the dog feel as frisky as a puppy?
A: It got a new leash on life!
I have just realized that computers come in two styles: prototype and obsolete!
Science has found the gene for shyness. Yeah, they would’ve found it earlier, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.
“as a wise man once said: wherever you go, there you are”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from.
Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?
A: Arrrgyle socks.