Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling!
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Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling!
Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!
Q: What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
A: Good mews!
Q: What do you call it when our feline friends show good manners?
A: Eti-cat, of course!
Q: What do you call a setter who can’t point?
A: Disa-pointing!
Q: What do you call it when 3,000 dogs and cats get sent to the pound?
A: A doggone catastrophe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah more holiday jokes, please!
ELF: “Santa, please slow down. I get nervous when you speed around corners.”
SANTA: “Do what I do. Close your eyes!”
David: “Why are you bringing that plant to school?”
Jonathan: “For the holly-days.”
Q: Why does Santa have a garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus who’s coming to dinner!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo to the school holiday show?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Megan.
Megan who?
Megan me will light the menorah tonight.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Seymour.
Seymour who?
Seymour Christmas lights this year?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald four candy canes and now my stomach hurts.