CAT: “What’s the title of that book?”
OTHER CAT: “That Certain Feline“
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CAT: “What’s the title of that book?”
OTHER CAT: “That Certain Feline“
Q: Can two three-month-old dogs fall for each other?
A: Sure, but it’s puppy love!
Q: Where do dogs like to keep their cars?
A: In a barking lot!
GUY: “Is your dog on that back Buick?”
OTHER GUY: “No, he’s on the front Porsche!”
Q: Can a cat have puppy love?
A: Sure, if it’s a kitten that’s smitten!
Q: Where do you find toy poodles?
A: In a toy store — where else?
Q: What food sounds like a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed cat in the morning?
A: Cats-up!
Q: What happens to a young cat who goes on Weight Watchers?
A: She becomes pussy-willowy!
Q: Which car do our feline friends like best?
A: Cat-illacs.
Have you ever seen a
catfish?
catnap?
catnip?
catsup?
Q: What do you call your singing cat?
A: Purrl Bailey!
Q: Which cats love popular music?
A: Cool cats!
Q: How do you see a very tiny cat’s face?
A: With a MUGnifying glass!
Q: If a fat cat is a flabby tabby, what’s a very small cat?
A: An itty bitty kitty!
Q: How can you tell if your cat can count?
A: Ask it what one minus one is, then see if the cat says nothing!