Q: What did the mother ghost say when the little ghosts got into the car?
A: “Boo-kle up your sheet-belts!”
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Q: What did the mother ghost say when the little ghosts got into the car?
A: “Boo-kle up your sheet-belts!”
Q: What did the mother ghost tell her little ghosts?
A: Don’t spook until you are spooken to!
Q: What spirit serves food on a plane?
A: An airline ghostess!
Q: Who represents ghosts in Congress?
A: The Spooker of the House!
Q: Why don’t ghosts go out in the rain?
A: It dampens their spirits!
Q: Why did the ghosts put a fence around the cemetery?
A: People were dying to get in!
ED: “What do you call it when a ghost makes an error?”
TED: “A grave mistake?”
ED: “No — a boo-boo!”
Q: What did the guard at the haunted house say?
A: “Halt! Who ghost there?”
Q: What did the ghost bride throw to her bridesmaids?
A: Her boo-quet!
Q: Who greets you at the door of a haunted house?
A: A ghost host!
Q: What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
A: Moanday!
Q: What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game?
A: The team spirit!
“Doctor, Doctor, please come right away. My dog swallowed a fountain pen!”
“I’ll be right there, but what are you doing in the meantime?”
“I’m using a pencil!”
Q: What’s a dog’s highest award?
A: The Os-cur!
Q: What is the highest award a cat can earn?
A: The Purr-litzer Prize!