Q: How do you stop 10 black guys from raping a white girl?
A: Throw them a basketball.
Category Archives: (C) Racist Jokes
Joke #21459
Q: What happened the last time a black person looked up his family tree?
A: A monkey shit in his face.
Joke #21452
Q: What do you call the KKK in Harlem?
A: Fried chicken.
Joke #21451
Q: What’s black on the outside and white in the middle?
A: Wayne Brady.
Joke #21450
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family.
Joke #21449
Q: Why are blacks so tall?
A: Their knee grows (Negroes).
Joke #21448
Q: Why are Jew’s noses so big?
A: Air is free.
Joke #21447
Q: What does a black lesbian eat for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs.
Joke #21240
Q: Know why the Indian got a table at the restaurant?
A: He had a reservation.
Joke #21220
When those plantation slaves revolted from their masters, they had guts. Literally, they had some cotton balls.
Joke #21217
Q: How many Polish people does it take to make an apple turnover?
A: Two. One to buy an apple turnover, and one to pretend he’s offended that this joke is directed towards Polish people.
Joke #21185
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It’s either my mum or my dad… or maybe my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I’m pretty sure it’s Colin.
Joke #21161
President Bush and Colin Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”
The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We’re planning WW-III”. And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman.”
The guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman!!!, why kill a bicycle repairman?”
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!”
Joke #18726
The bureau of prisons just announced the release of a serial bank robber who had looted over 30 banks before his capture.
The parole board says he is completely rehabilitated and has found employment at his home in Prague.
Yes, that is correct. They were able to right a bad czech.
Joke #18721
A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test.
They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
“Can you read this?” the optician asks.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “Heck, I know the guy.”