Q: Why do cannibals prefer certain body parts to others?
A: I don’t nose; it’s hard to ex-spleen.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #11174
Q: Why did the peasants use Marie Antoinette’s head as a centerpiece at the birthday party?
A: They wanted her to eat cake, too.
Joke #11173
Q: Why did the executioner feel it was useless beheading Marie Antoinette?
A: Her death was just a drop in the bucket.
Joke #11171
Q: Why don’t cannibals serve up stuffed bodies?
A: Because its not polite to eat a mouth that’s full.
Joke #11170
Q: Why do cannibals like eating frightened farmers?
A: They taste just like chicken.
Joke #11156
Q: What do you call a dog with a metal box for hind legs?
A: Sparky.
Joke #11149
Q: What’s the difference between someone with diarrhea and a Beverly Hillbilly?
A: One makes frequent trips to the john, and the other swims in the cement pond.
Joke #11133
Q: Why is nose picking like operating a dump truck?
A: You can get rid of your load with a flick of the finger.
Joke #11132
Q: Should people with diarrhea wear diapers?
A: Depends on how bad the diarrhea is.
Joke #11131
Answer: Willy from Free Willy, a Chia Pet, and Ex-Lax.
Question: What’s something that blows, grows, and flows?
Joke #11129
Q: What’s the difference between a lugey and a victim in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
A: One of them gets hacked up, and the other just gets hocked up.
Joke #11128
Q: What do you call a western about a nauseated gunfighter?
A: Wyatt Urp.
Joke #11127
Q: What’s the difference between someone putting a lugey in your milk and an oyster in a shell?
A: One makes a pearl, and the other makes you hurl.
Joke #11126
Q: What’s the difference between a dirty diaper and a soldier doing KP?
A: One’s on mess duty, and the other’s just doing duty.
Joke #11125
Q: What do a diaper and a dump truck have in common?
A: During the day they both pick up a load.