DUMB DAN: “My uncle shot himself two feet above his head.”
SMART SAM: “How could he shoot himself two feet above his head?”
DUMB DAN: “He jumped!”
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #11930
WOMAN: “Why did God create Adam first?”
MAN: “To give him a chance to say something.”
Joke #11926
WOMAN: “Joe is a considerate husband. he takes his wife out to eat almost every night.”
MAN: “Considerate? Baloney! Joe’s wife is the world’s worst cook.”
Joke #11925
OVERHEARD: “My aunt’s diet is a strange one. She only eats bananas and coconuts. She hasn’t lost any pounds, but wow, you should see that woman climb trees!”
Joke #11882
Q: How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
A: They both have rings!
Joke #11792
Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist!
Joke #11607
An American asks a Mexican, “Do they have Jews in Mexico?”
The Mexican replies, “Si stupid we do. Tenemos apple jews, orange jews, and pineapple jews.”
Joke #11605
Q: Did you hear about the guy who tried to amputate his right arm at a Denny’s?
A: I hope he got all of his leftovers.
Joke #11587
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Soccer.
Soccer who?
Soccerjawea.
Joke #11489
Q: How do you keep a black kid from jumping on his bed?
A: Put Velcro on the ceiling.
Joke #11468
Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Texas divorce the same?
A: Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer
Joke #11467
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes: “Whack, Dang!”
A bad skydiver goes: “Dang! Whack.”
Joke #11465
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
Joke #11463
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Joke #11218
Q: How are dung beetles like fresh blueberries?
A: They both like to show up in muffins.