1ST CAT: “How are you feline today?”
2ND CAT: “Not really up to scratch!”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #17484
1ST MAILMAN: “Did that dog bite you hard?”
2ND MAILMAN: “He did a first-class job!”
Joke #17483
1ST MAILMAN: “A dog bit me on the leg this morning!”
2ND MAILMAN: “Did you put anything on it?”
1ST MAILMAN: “No, he liked it plain.”
Joke #17470
DOPE: “Your dog is eating baked beans!”
IDIOT: “He’s a BOSTON BULL!”
Joke #13822
ELF: “Santa, please slow down. I get nervous when you speed around corners.”
SANTA: “Do what I do. Close your eyes!”
Joke #13821
David: “Why are you bringing that plant to school?”
Jonathan: “For the holly-days.”
Joke #13814
Melissa: “Why didn’t Santa visit your house?”
Amy: “We don’t have a chimney!”
Joke #13727
Dora: “Who is your favorite ghost from A Christmas Carol?”
Alonso: “The Ghost of Christmas Presents!”
Joke #13283
PATIENT: “Doctor, I have a bad liver. What should I do about it?”
DOCTOR: “Take it back to the butcher.”
Joke #13282
A kid runs into his house and says to his mother, “Can I have a quarter for a man who’s outside crying?”
The mother asks, “What is he crying?”
The youngster answers, “‘Ice cream, 25 cents!'”
Joke #13276
CROOK (in restaurant): “Give me all your tens, tewenties, and ones. And that order is to go.”
DUMB CASHIER: “Yes, sir. And would you like a doggie bag for the change?”
Joke #13275
ZACK: “Do plumbers have fantasies?”
MACK: “Of course. Haven’t you ever heard of pipe dreams?”
Joke #13274
SAILOR: “I don’t think our captain lives by the code of the sea.”
MATE: “What makes you say that?”
SAILOR: “Well on our last voyage, our ship began to sink and he yelled to the crew, ‘Don’t give up the ship!'”
MATE: “What’s wrong with that?”
SAILOR: “He yelled it as he was diving over the side.”
Joke #13273
HARRY: “My mother won a saucepan playing bingo.”
LARRY: “Now that’s what I call pot luck.”
Joke #13272
RON: “Did you hear about the scientist who tried to invent fly paper and couldn’t find the right formula?”
DON: “Did he give up?”
RON: “No, he stuck to it.”