FIRST AID TEACHER: “How do you call an ambulance?”
CLASS JOKER: “‘Hey, ambulance!'”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #17965
SAFETY TEACHER: “How do we prevent mushroom poisoning?”
CLASS JOKER: “Lock the medicine cabinet so mushrooms can’t get in.”
Joke #17952
TEACHER: “Why are you late?”
DENNIS: “My little brother fell through the ice and I rescued him.”
TEACHER: “Is he all right?”
DENNIS: “Yes, but he’s not allowed to play in the freezer anymore.”
Joke #17925
PARATROOPER LEADER: “What’s the most important rule to remember when jumping?”
PARATROOPER STUDENT: “Chute first, ask questions later.”
Joke #17914
VINNY: “My dad invented a mint for long distance runners.”
WINNY: “What does he call it?”
VINNY: “An out-of-breath mint.”
Joke #17900
CANNIBAL SON: “Can I eat the batter, mom?”
CANNIBAL MOM: “Yes, but only if he strikes out.”
Joke #17899
CANNIBAL FATHER: “Well, how did your team do today?”
CANNIBAL SON: “We creamed them.”
CANNIBAL FATHER: “In the finals?”
CANNIBAL SON: “No, in the main course.”
Joke #17896
LARRY: “Can you spot me on the parallel bars?”
BARRY: “Sure, you’re right there.”
Joke #17881
TEACHER: “What foreign country sends us sugar?”
BILLY: “We don’t get sugar from foreign countries. We borrow it from next door.”
Joke #17880
TRAVELLER: “Is this my plane?”
STEWARD: “No, it belongs to the airport.”
TRAVELLER: “Very funny. Can I take it to Paris?”
STEWARD: “Okay, but bring it back first thing in the morning.”
Joke #17877
CRUISE TRAVELLER: “How close are we to land?”
CRUISE CAPTAIN: “About three miles.”
CRUISE TRAVELLER: “In which direction?”
CRUISE CAPTAIN: “Straight down.
Joke #17876
TEACHER: “Where is the Red Sea?”
HOWARD: “On the third line of my report card.”
Joke #17865
JOE: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.”
MOE: “I find that hard to swallow.”
Joke #17844
SAL: “I hate alphabet soup.”
CAL: “What’s wrong with it?”
SAL: “Do I have to spell it out for you?”
Joke #17764
Diner: “Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?”
Waiter: “Looks like the backstroke, sir!”