EYE PATIENT: “I stepped on my glasses and broke them. Will the doctor have to examine me all over again?”
NURSE: “No, just your eyes.”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #18102
PATIENT: “Thanks to your help, I no longer think I’m a kitty cat. How can I ever repay you?”
DOCTOR: “Well, for starters, you can take that ball of string out of your mouth.”
Joke #18101
PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a cow!”
DOCTOR: “Just open your mouth and say ‘moo.'”
Joke #18100
PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a light bulb!”
DOCTOR: “Watt do you mean by that?”
Joke #18099
PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a porcupine!”
DOCTOR: “Stop needling me!”
Joke #18098
PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a radio!”
DOCTOR: “I’m sorry, you’re not coming in too clearly.”
Joke #18094
TEACHER: “Why are you wearing a white sling on your arm?”
SANDRA: “You said I could wear anysling I want.”
Joke #18093
FIRST AID TEACHER: “What happens if you’re bitten by a rattlesnake?”
CLASS JOKER: “You’re hiss-tory.”
Joke #18092
HEALTH TEACHER: “How do we prevent tics?”
HAROLD: “Don’t wear watches.”
Joke #18085
MOM: “Did you take an aspirin for that cold?”
SON: “Yes, I did.”
MOM: “Bayer?”
SON: “That’s how I caught it in the first place.”
Joke #18041
JASON: “I finally found the rattle in my car.”
MASON: “I’m glad to hear it.”
JASON: “I’m not — it was attached to a snake.”
Joke #18015
FLIP: “I just bought a talking parrot for a thousand dollars.”
SKIP: “What does it say?”
FLIP: “You paid too much, you paid too much!”
Joke #18002
CUSTOMER: “May I have a pair of alligator shoes?”
SALESMAN: “Certainly. What size is your alligator?”
Joke #17989
TEDDIE: “My dog is a carpenter.”
EDDIE: “What makes you say that?”
TEDDIE: “Last night he made a bolt for the door.”
Joke #17968
WILL: “My sister swallowed a watch.”
BILL: “Does it hurt?”
WILL: “Only when she tries to wind it.”