Football player to his college coach: “I know I’m not too smart, coach, but can you stop the other guys from hiding my coloring books and crayons?”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #12836
MRS. JONES: “Have you ever played golf before?”
MRS. SMITH: “Heck, no! I don’t even know how to hold the caddy.”
Joke #12835
GOLFER #1: “My wife said she’d divorce me if I don’t give up playing golf.”
GOLFER #2: “Wow! That’s tough. What did you do?”
GOLFER #1: “I haven’t missed an alimony payment or a golf game yet.”
Joke #12834
At a basketball game, a gal asked her boyfriend, “Jerry, what is that guy doing?”
He answered, “He’s dribbling.”
She looked shocked and said, “Someone should give him a hanky!”
Joke #12833
OVERHEARD: “When I was in college, I was on the football team, but the coach didn’t think much of my ability. I’ll never forget one rough game we played. Every player on my team got hurt except me. In the last quarter, with 3 minutes to go, our right tackle got hurt. I was sitting on the bench all by myself when the coach took a look over at me and said, ‘Kelly, get up and move aside. I’m sending the bench.'”
Joke #12830
“Did you hear about the pro track sprinter who was faster than a speeding bullet?”
“Yeah. The coach fired him.”
Joke #12829
WIFE: “You play golf every weekend and I’m getting tired of it. If you spent a whole weekend home with me, I think I’d drop dead!”
MAN: “Stop trying to bribe me!”
Joke #12825
Caught in passing: “He’s such a bum fighter that yesterday he was shadow boxing and the shadow knocked him out!”
Joke #12817
MAN: “Hey! I broke seventy on nine holes today!”
GOLF PRO: “Wow! that’s a lot of clubs to break.”
Joke #12806
“Hey, I had great luck today. I shot three birdies.”
“I didn’t know you were a golfer.”
“I’m not. I’m a hunter.”
Joke #12804
MRS. SMITH: “What is your son doing?”
MRS. JONES: “Andy is in medical school.”
MRS. SMITH: “What is Andy studying?”
MRS. JONES: “Nothing. They’re studying him.”
Joke #12803
BILL: “Wanda isn’t that bad-looking. She does have even teeth.”
WILL: “True! It”s the odd ones that are missing.”
Joke #12802
MILT: “Wow! You are dumb. In fact, you’re the closest thing to an idiot.”
STILT: “Want me to move away from you?”
Joke #12795
MADGE: “Carol, tell me more gossip about Mike and Linda.”
CAROL: “I can’t, Madge. I already told you more than I heard myself.”
Joke #12793
“I have a magic savings account at the bank.”
“What do you mean?”
“My wife makes money disappear from it.”