Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Category Archives: (C) Blonde Jokes
Jokes about Blondes.
Joke #8906
Q: How is a blonde like a doorknob?
A: Everyone gets a turn.
Joke #8905
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More headroom
Joke #8904
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilized
Joke #8903
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An airbag.
Joke #8900
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a pair of sunglasses?
A: The sunglasses sit higher on your face.
Joke #8899
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A: They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Joke #8898
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.
Joke #8880
Q: Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
Joke #8879
Q: Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A: More leg-room!
Joke #8878
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme
Joke #8877
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Joke #8874
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing, they haven’t met!
Joke #8873
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: By doing the splits.
Joke #8872
Q: What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.