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#6191: davepoobond -> BigBubbyPooh

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This entry is part 3 of 5 in the series nice s n lol

davepoobond: nice s n lol

BigBubbyPooh: yep

BigBubbyPooh: who may this be?

davepoobond: nice s n lol

BigBubbyPooh: i like your sn too

davepoobond: Thank you for your responses. They have been anonymously logged in the AI (Artifical Intelligence) response database. You can send one more response to be recorded. These are questions from promotion of a Christian website. So, be nice in your response. 🙂

BigBubbyPooh: i worship satan help me jesus!

BigBubbyPooh: help me

BigBubbyPooh: i need help jesus

BigBubbyPooh: help me

BigBubbyPooh: satan is torturing my life

BigBubbyPooh: not!

davepoobond: i said one you bastard

BigBubbyPooh: satan lives forever

BigBubbyPooh: ahahahhahahhahahahahaahhahahahahah

BigBubbyPooh: your the bastard

BigBubbyPooh: jesus is a bastard

BigBubbyPooh: i am jewish

davepoobond: your MOMS JEWISH

davepoobond: ha!

BigBubbyPooh: yea i am too

davepoobond: exactly.

BigBubbyPooh: duh!

davepoobond: ooooOOOOH dissssssssss

BigBubbyPooh: you wanna fight you big nosed booger pickin pitch??

davepoobond: no

BigBubbyPooh: huh?

BigBubbyPooh: huh?

davepoobond: i’m just a christian fellow

BigBubbyPooh: thats what i thought

BigBubbyPooh: shooooe

davepoobond: ‘en oo en aye, would you be?

davepoobond: traveler aye?

BigBubbyPooh: yes

davepoobond: we aint got much travelers ’round here

BigBubbyPooh: were are you?

davepoobond: you should stay away from Bane, he’s a twisted man….and his kind

BigBubbyPooh: up jesuses ass?

BigBubbyPooh: who is bane?

davepoobond: lookin for your dildo? i’m sorry, but there isnt any guild like that any more, i closed it up 2 years ago this very mornin’ for some fine wine

davepoobond: nice to see the back of him! nice to see the back of him

BigBubbyPooh: i love didos

BigBubbyPooh: i collect them

BigBubbyPooh: i like the used ones best!

BigBubbyPooh: mmmm mmmm mmmmmm

davepoobond: get a job

davepoobond: ya prick!

BigBubbyPooh: i have a job

davepoobond: what is it

BigBubbyPooh: i teach horse back riding

BigBubbyPooh: at the ymca

BigBubbyPooh: you?

davepoobond: this is my job.

davepoobond: i’m a robot

davepoobond: the AI

BigBubbyPooh: talk to

BigBubbyPooh: smarter child

BigBubbyPooh: he is a robot

davepoobond: he’s my brother.

BigBubbyPooh: maybee you guys can have cyber sex

davepoobond: oh, we do lad…we do.

BigBubbyPooh: yea?

BigBubbyPooh: me and my brothers fuck all the time they dp me

BigBubbyPooh: it feelllss

BigBubbyPooh: good

BigBubbyPooh: gooder than satan whiping my ass

(i get warned anonymously to 33%)

davepoobond: are you warning me?

BigBubbyPooh: no

davepoobond: sure ya arent…

BigBubbyPooh: how do u warn people?

davepoobond: shut up

BigBubbyPooh: i just got aim today

BigBubbyPooh: im not shure how to use it

davepoobond: ya ya go on

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I warn him to 35%.

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davepoobond: ya like that?

davepoobond: huh huh huh?

BigBubbyPooh: i dont think that god would think thats very nice

davepoobond: me – 33, you – 35

davepoobond: HA

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#6183: GreenLantern -> davepoobond

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GreenLantern: hi

GreenLantern: sorry i got booted

davepoobond: ok

GreenLantern: so are u a Green Lantern?

davepoobond: sure,

GreenLantern: i dont see your ring

davepoobond: oops. i forgot it

davepoobond: let me put it on

GreenLantern: oh man………

GreenLantern: pleaz never take it off

GreenLantern: do u kno how to use your ring?

davepoobond: yep.

davepoobond: ::puts it on:: boo boo! ::shoots lasers out of it::

GreenLantern: would u like to join my friends Green Lantern rpg?

GreenLantern: ::shields::

yeah thats nice

davepoobond: sure

GreenLantern: ok

GreenLantern: whats you name?

GreenLantern: your*

davepoobond: Dave

GreenLantern: ok

GreenLantern: ok do u kno what to do when i do this?

GreenLantern: ::makes a pak of dogs::

GreenLantern: ::they all attack him::

davepoobond: ::makes a pack of mountain lions::

davepoobond: ::they all attack them::

GreenLantern: ::they dissolve::

GreenLantern: good

davepoobond: yay

GreenLantern: ::creates a giant tiger::

GreenLantern: ::it attacks::

davepoobond: ::creats a nerd in glasses::

davepoobond: YOU WOULDNT HURT A GUY IN GLASSES, WOULD YOU?

GreenLantern: ::creates a game show host::

GreenLantern: thats incorrect

davepoobond: AHH!!!!

davepoobond: ::kills the game show host with a giant fist that comes out of the ring::

GreenLantern: ill be watching u

GreenLantern: ::flies away::

davepoobond: why?

GreenLantern: ::a big boxing glove hammers him into the ground::

GreenLantern: ::laughs::

davepoobond: oh nooooooo

davepoobond: ::farts and blows up::

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#6180: davepoobond -> Angelkisses

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I got a piece of junk mail that had some other people’s e-mail addresses in it, so I checked to see if any were on, and IMd the only one that was.

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davepoobond: dont you just hate junk mail?

davepoobond: i got the same stupid mail you got. ain’t that amazing?

davepoobond: i think its supposed to be a sign

AngelKisses: ok

davepoobond: i’m glad you agree

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#6179: chocotaco -> davepoobond

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chocotaco: hi. bye.

davepoobond: who the

chocotaco: who are you?

davepoobond: who are YOU

davepoobond: you IMd me

chocotaco: no u did

chocotaco: along time ago

chocotaco: so i added u ot the bl

davepoobond: no i didnt

chocotaco: ot = to

chocotaco: uh huh

davepoobond: what’d i say?

chocotaco: nutin

chocotaco: ur kinda wierd

davepoobond: how so

chocotaco: u said wierd shit fool

chocotaco: so wuts ur name?

davepoobond: when was this!

davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talking about

chocotaco: back int he day

chocotaco: maybe 4 months

davepoobond: he he he hell no…i didnt IM you…..its this sn “i” IMd you from?

chocotaco: wtf

chocotaco: yah

davepoobond: what type of stuff was i saying?

chocotaco: i dont remember

davepoobond: ok whatever.

davepoobond: whats your name

chocotaco: wtf is ur name?

davepoobond: wtf is ur name!

chocotaco: they call me romo

davepoobond: tony roma?

chocotaco: no

chocotaco: danny romo

chocotaco: with an “O”

davepoobond: danny tambarelli?

chocotaco: ^

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i understand now

chocotaco: alrite…

chocotaco: and ur name?

davepoobond: dave

chocotaco: dave?

davepoobond: yes, dave. you got a problem jack? better hit the road. dont come back no mo’ no mo’ no mo’

davepoobond: sorry. had to add in the last part

davepoobond: ahhaahha!

davepoobond: its not my fault my parents named me that

chocotaco: sorrie to hear that..

davepoobond: dont be sorry

davepoobond: do something about it

davepoobond: donate to my fund

chocotaco: no thanx

chocotaco: not into that kind shit

davepoobond: i’m the guy that goes around to grocery stores and collects the money in the “give a child a home foundation” box shit

davepoobond: and i keep the money for myself

chocotaco: thats fucked up

davepoobond: those kids on there, are my neighbors

davepoobond: i payed them 5 bucks each

chocotaco: ohh

davepoobond: prior to that

chocotaco: then thats okay

davepoobond: and then they went and bought mud

chocotaco: mud

chocotaco: wtf

davepoobond: and spread it all over themselves to make themselves look dirty and unbathed-like

chocotaco: was it homogonized mud?

davepoobond: then i took a picture of them, in different groups

davepoobond: i dont know. they bought it

chocotaco: uh huh

davepoobond: and i gave the pictures to all the grocery stores, and told them to get little plastic boxes

davepoobond: so that people can put money in there

davepoobond: my earnings have come out to $23,018.01 so far

davepoobond: pretty cool huh?

chocotaco: i guess

davepoobond: have you got any scams you’re the head cheese of?

chocotaco: nope

davepoobond: i’m starting to run out of pictures to give. i need new ones, and the police are on my ass now, for having children being pictured without their parents consent

davepoobond: do you have any cute-looking little kids near your house?

davepoobond: so you can take pictures of them, with torn shirts and etc.

davepoobond: and give them to me?

chocotaco: nope

davepoobond: damn. you’re in a boring town

davepoobond: dont you have anything to talk about?
Previous message was not received by chocotaco because of error: User chocotaco is not available.

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#6178: davepoobond -> Escalade

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davepoobond: whats up fruitcake?

Escalade: huh ?

davepoobond: dude.

davepoobond: fruitcakes are tasty

Escalade: WHO are you ?

davepoobond: i’m JAR JAR BINKS

davepoobond: i believe you’ve heard of me?

Escalade: go away

davepoobond: i’ve been in many-a-starring roles

davepoobond: mesa good guy

Escalade: WHAT ?

davepoobond: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT!

davepoobond: I BE JAR JAR BINKS

davepoobond: MESA JAR JAR BINKS

davepoobond: TU COMES TUS PANTALONES?

davepoobond: look here, Mr. Smarty Pantaloneees. i dont like your attitude

Escalade: im blocking you…

Escalade: bye bye

davepoobond: NO!

davepoobond: DONT

davepoobond: I’LL BE GOOD

Escalade: whoARE YOU??

davepoobond: jar jar

Escalade: you have 3 seconds to answer

Escalade: one

Escalade: two

Escalade: three

davepoobond: ok ok

davepoobond: i’ll tell you

davepoobond: my name is John

Escalade: john.. who ?

davepoobond: Johnathon Rabbit

Escalade: very funny

Escalade: im really blocking you

davepoobond: i’m the brother of Peter Rabbit!

Escalade: bye

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOO

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOO

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Escalade: too badd

Escalade: your gone

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOO

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Escalade: see ya

davepoobond: NO

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: hello?

Escalade: hahaha… your on the list

davepoobond: oh no!

Escalade: and im about to hit save

davepoobond: please take me off!

Escalade: hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

davepoobond: i’m sorry!

davepoobond: sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Escalade: later fatso

davepoobond: (not really)

Escalade: who are you ?

davepoobond: Fatso

Escalade: sorry but im not playing games

Escalade: so seee ya

Escalade signed off at 2:02:19 PM.

davepoobond: nooooooooo
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#6174: davepoobond -> PowerDJ

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davepoobond: give me money

POWder DJ: fuck you

davepoobond: the hell

davepoobond: you got some attitude

davepoobond: wanna take this outside?

POWder DJ: naw

davepoobond: why not

POWder DJ: who the fuck u think u r, i aint givin u any money

davepoobond: you afraid

davepoobond: i bet you

davepoobond: 5 cents that you’re afraid

POWder DJ: yea, whtevr

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: good

davepoobond: i bet you 5 cents then

POWder DJ: this is pretty some fucker lik constintino

davepoobond: quit talking Italian with ME bitch

davepoobond: i know what you’re saying

POWder DJ: *probably

POWder DJ: Constintino is a person dumbass

davepoobond: well well, excuse me for not knowing who the hell continbutthole is

POWder DJ: lol, aight whtevr

POWder DJ: who the hell is this

davepoobond: i’m PaRappa da Rappa

POWder DJ: ur a funny mother fucker arent u

davepoobond: yes i am

POWder DJ: ye right, whtevr

davepoobond: i AM right

davepoobond: no offense, but, are you a molestor?

POWder DJ: no

davepoobond: no what?

davepoobond: no offense taken?

davepoobond: or no your not not a molestor

POWder DJ: ur a moron arnt u

davepoobond: moron?

POWder DJ: no, im not a molestor

davepoobond: are you sure?

POWder DJ: who the hell is this

davepoobond: i told you

davepoobond: fine fine

davepoobond: i’ll tell you

davepoobond: Rolly Polly Molly

POWder DJ: u were a guy a minute ago

davepoobond: i had a sex change, so sue me

POWder DJ: latr

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: ollah

davepoobond: uno mas por favor?

POWder DJ: do u even know wht tht means

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: it means “you’re a dumbass”

POWder DJ: it means one more please

davepoobond: no thank you

davepoobond: unos burrows en tus pantalones?

POWder DJ: u know, i can send u a fucking virus if u dont lay off biznatch

davepoobond: why would you though?

davepoobond: its all fun and games

POWder DJ: b/c ur pissing me off

davepoobond: ok ok. i’m sorry

davepoobond: can we be friends?

POWder DJ: no

POWder DJ: not unless u tell me who u r

davepoobond: my name is dave

PowerDJ: with out a fuckin name tht rymes

davepoobond: heh

POWder DJ: aight, thtz it

davepoobond: IT IS!

davepoobond: you dont believe me?

davepoobond: i cant be named dave?

POWder DJ: no i dont

POWder DJ: do u go to LC

davepoobond: what the hell is LC?

POWder DJ: y the fuck r u IM ing me

davepoobond: umm…..i talk to (censored name)

POWder DJ: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

POWder DJ: !!!!!!!

POWder DJ: !!!!!!

POWder DJ: !!!!!

davepoobond: heh

POWder DJ: IM GOING TO KILL U

POWder DJ: !!!!!!!

davepoobond: she told me to say that

POWder DJ: !!!!!

POWder DJ: !!!!!!!

POWder DJ: i know this is u alison

POWder DJ: !

davepoobond: whos alison?

POWder DJ: if u tlk to (censored name) u should know

davepoobond: uh, she never told me her name

POWder DJ: do u use AIM?

davepoobond: what do you think?

POWder DJ: u could be using AOL

davepoobond: well, i’m not

POWder DJ: i know ur trying to get baq at me

davepoobond: back at you for what?

davepoobond: i dont even know what you’re talking about

davepoobond: friendly question: do you eat cheesecake?

POWder DJ: im not answerin tht b/c i know u’ll make dumb shit joke

davepoobond: i said “friendly question”

davepoobond: i wasnt gonna make a joke out of it

POWder DJ: its ok

davepoobond: NO! ITS NOT OKAY! its all about YOU YOU YOU YOU

davepoobond: what about ME ME ME ME ME

davepoobond: you make me cry

davepoobond: you hurt my feelings

POWder DJ: fuck off bitch

davepoobond: wahhhh

davepoobond: you sure are a meany

POWder DJ: ur such a pussy

davepoobond: thanks

davepoobond: i’m actually a Siamese kitty

davepoobond: i eat tuna

POWder DJ: i eat your mom

davepoobond: YOU CANNIBAL!

davepoobond: HOW COULD YOU….eat our only mom

davepoobond: your a bad brother!

davepoobond: bad bad bad bad!

POWderDJ signed off at 5:52:12 PM.

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#6171: davepoobond -> BlackOneHunter

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This entry is part 2 of 3 in the series I Am Known As BOH

davepoobond: LUCYYYYYYYYYY I’M HOMEE!!!

BlackOneHunter: …

davepoobond: ::kisses you all over:: i love you, my wife, so much

davepoobond: babalooooo! ::beats on his bongos::

BlackOneHunter: uh huh………..~*pulls out his .52, blows away annoyance, turns back to dealing with his new torture object*~

davepoobond: ::takes the “new torture object” and uses it as a sex toy::

BlackOneHunter: 0.0

davepoobond: if you’ve got the monay, honay, we’ve got your disease

davepoobond: IN THE JUNGLE

davepoobond: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

davepoobond: SHANANANANANNAKNEES

davepoobond: Insallah!- No Surrender!

“Do not fear for fear is the mind killer. Fear is a small

thing that brings total destruction. If I face my fears my

fear shall pass through me. Do Not Fear For Fear Is The

Mind Killer”- Orange Catholic Bible

davepoobond: thats what it says in your info

BlackOneHunter: ~*twitch*~

davepoobond: change it. there is no orange catholic bible

BlackOneHunter: yes Orange Catholic Bible and Insallah is barbaric Germanic.

davepoobond: y are you twitching? you should see a doctor.

BlackOneHunter: Nein, read Dune.

davepoobond: sure sure, and in Candy Land, they have the Candy Cane Catholic Bible, too

BlackOneHunter: um you idiot, The Orange Catholic bible is the primary religion in Dune

davepoobond: what a laugh. i’m laughing. ha. ha. ha.

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

davepoobond: wow. Dune.

davepoobond: what a bad game.

davepoobond: get a new hobby

BlackOneHunter: Good Book

BlackOneHunter: ~*hardly plays games*~

davepoobond: ::pukes in your pants:: s’cuse me

BlackOneHunter: ~*wonders how he pierces shifting harmonic shielding*~

davepoobond: i have a harmonica too

davepoobond: i’ll play it for you

BlackOneHunter: ..

davepoobond: dooboo booo booo dooooooooo doo doooooooooo

davepoobond: boo doo boo doo doo dooooooooooo

BlackOneHunter: .

davepoobond: .

davepoobond: YEAHHHHHHHHH PUNCTUATION WARS!

BlackOneHunter: ……………………………………………

davepoobond: !!!

BlackOneHunter: oy vey.

davepoobond: oi vay

davepoobond: how do you know which is the real spelling

BlackOneHunter: because I asked a latin student

davepoobond: LATIN!

davepoobond: its not latin!

davepoobond: they say it in English all the time

BlackOneHunter: yes it is

davepoobond: wanna bet

davepoobond: i’ll bet you 3 and a half cents

BlackOneHunter: its Latin

davepoobond: no.

davepoobond: its Finish

davepoobond: yes, Finish.

davepoobond: from Finland

davepoobond: yeah, and Israel is in Finland

davepoobond: so its Jewish

BlackOneHunter: Sub humans made it?

davepoobond: i believe the real word is “Cro-Magnums”

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

davepoobond: did you ever have 156 popsicles in one sitting?

davepoobond: i did.

davepoobond: i just finished my 156th right now

BlackOneHunter: .

davepoobond: *

BlackOneHunter: .

davepoobond: booty scoot

davepoobond: row row row your boat

davepoobond: gently down the stream

davepoobond: merrily merrily merrily

davepoobond: life is butt a dream

davepoobond: HAAHAHAHAH I SAID BUTT

davepoobond: :-*

davepoobond: i have wet socks

davepoobond: butt

davepoobond: butt

davepoobond: i’m gonna say butt over and over till you start talking regularly

davepoobond: butt

davepoobond: butt

davepoobond: butt

BlackOneHunter: oy vey.

davepoobond: not oy vey!

davepoobond: OI VAY

davepoobond: AND ITS JEWISH

davepoobond: HEBREWWWWWWW

davepoobond: NOT LATINNNN

davepoobond: latinese bassssssssss

davepoobond: turd

BlackOneHunter: fine, I don’t care.

BlackOneHunter: ..pathetic insults.

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: tell me something better

BlackOneHunter: hmm……..in English or duetch?

davepoobond: dont speak Nazi.

davepoobond: how about in espanol

davepoobond: puto!

BlackOneHunter: Heil Hitler. 😉

BlackOneHunter: ….

davepoobond: y’like black

davepoobond: y’think black is cooooooooool

BlackOneHunter: Black is 10 colors in one- Song Artist

davepoobond: boring

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

davepoobond: Mr. Clean is my role model

davepoobond: who’s your role model

BlackOneHunter: mmm…….Necromancers

BlackOneHunter: Hitler

BlackOneHunter: Stalin

davepoobond: ::sneeze::

davepoobond: sorry, i’m allergic to jerks

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

BlackOneHunter: Necromancers aren’t bad.

davepoobond: they just think about dying all the time

davepoobond: that’s not bad at all

BlackOneHunter: Necromancers dun

BlackOneHunter: they think about the meaning of death

davepoobond: think about dying, think about the meaning of death. wats it matter. they’re both the same. the only way to know the meaning of death is when you die

BlackOneHunter: True.

davepoobond: False.

davepoobond: wait. is this a test?

BlackOneHunter: No

davepoobond: Yes

davepoobond: wait…..

BlackOneHunter: hmm?

davepoobond: come again?

BlackOneHunter: Whaa?

davepoobond: i like horse radish

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

davepoobond: have you ever time travelled?

BlackOneHunter: mmm in theory its not possible in RL

davepoobond: unh hunh……..

BlackOneHunter: mmmk

davepoobond: do you have a canoe?

BlackOneHunter: No

davepoobond: canoes are cool

BlackOneHunter: I know.

BlackOneHunter: so are Kayaks

davepoobond: were you a Care Bear at one time in your life or in a past life?

BlackOneHunter: Nope, what are they?

davepoobond: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE CARE BEARS ARE

BlackOneHunter: No

davepoobond: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

davepoobond: ITS LIKE THE ORIGINAL POWER RANGERS, BUT WITH CARTOON BEARS THAT HAVE SPECIAL POWERSSSSSSSSSSS

BlackOneHunter: 0.0

BlackOneHunter: wrrooongggg

davepoobond: prove me wrong. since you dont know what it is

davepoobond: do you live in Mohicanland?

BlackOneHunter signed off at 4:26:22 PM.

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#6161: davepoobond -> Thoroughbred

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Thoroughbred Taken Out to Pasture

This IM (#6161) has stuff to do with the end of #6162, but some of #6162 happened before this IM…yeah…

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davepoobond: you frickin horse! how are you?

Thoroughbred: eh……

Thoroughbred: u r an unknown person

davepoobond: no, i am known

Thoroughbred: no your not

davepoobond: yes i am

davepoobond: my mom knows me

davepoobond: my dad knows me

davepoobond: my couch knows me

davepoobond: my computer knows me

Thoroughbred: thats great

davepoobond: yep, it is

Thoroughbred: really

davepoobond: really, it is

davepoobond: i swear

davepoobond: you suck at picking number

Thoroughbred: you r unknown to me!

davepoobond: s

davepoobond: now i’m known

Thoroughbred: no

davepoobond: yeah

Thoroughbred: 3

davepoobond: you know who i know

Thoroughbred: there picked a #

davepoobond: ?

Thoroughbred: 3

davepoobond: thats a bad number

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: blah blah blah

Thoroughbred: oh damn

davepoobond: no thats crap

davepoobond: well well well

davepoobond: the baby is mopping the floor with its pubics. how nice is that?

Thoroughbred: who r u

davepoobond: i am me

davepoobond: me is i

Thoroughbred: u r unknown

davepoobond: and i are me

davepoobond: fine then. my name unknown

davepoobond: is unknown

Thoroughbred: ahhhhhh

Thoroughbred: u confuse me terrible

Thoroughbred: ly

davepoobond: i have pizza

Thoroughbred: yay :S

davepoobond: IN MY TOILET!!!!!!!!!

Thoroughbred: thats great

davepoobond: yes it is

davepoobond: i can make many cheeses this way

Thoroughbred: uh ok

Thoroughbred: who r u?

davepoobond: i am me

davepoobond: i told you already

Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: me is i

davepoobond: remember?

Thoroughbred: who r u?

Thoroughbred: do u live at my school?

davepoobond: no. i live at MY school

Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhh

davepoobond: MY school. MYYYY school. not your school

davepoobond: MINE

davepoobond: MINE MINE MINE MINE

Thoroughbred: ok

davepoobond: rabbits and donkeys in my soup. foxes and fish loopda loop

Thoroughbred: do u live at your school which I go at?

davepoobond: i wouldnt know. can i have your skin?

Thoroughbred: AHHHH

davepoobond: aeiou

davepoobond: thats the vowel word

Thoroughbred: yea

Thoroughbred: thats great

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: its trueeeeee

Thoroughbred: r u megan? jillian?

Thoroughbred: marlena

davepoobond: yeah, you guessed it

Thoroughbred: ?

davepoobond: i’m marlena

Thoroughbred: what one

Thoroughbred: oh

davepoobond: what do you mean what one?

Thoroughbred: you were scaring me

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: whats up

Thoroughbred: that cheese comment scared me espcially

Thoroughbred: nothing

Thoroughbred: u?

davepoobond: same

davepoobond: you know that guy i had a crush on?

Thoroughbred: yes, i think

davepoobond: i had sex with him yesterday!

Thoroughbred: ok

davepoobond: it was bad. dont go out with him

Thoroughbred: ok

davepoobond: seriously

davepoobond: scouts honor?

Thoroughbred: ok

Thoroughbred: u scared my brother this afternoon

davepoobond: why? what’d i do that scared him?

Thoroughbred: u said his eyes were pretty and he walked like a ho and he blinked like an owl

davepoobond: well. he does…and i thought it was a compliment to him!

Thoroughbred: not the ho part

davepoobond: yes, the ho part

Thoroughbred: llol

davepoobond: i have to go…

davepoobond: i’ll talk to you later

Thoroughbred: byebye

Thoroughbred: ok byebye

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#6147: davepoobond -> Fluffy Fox

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davepoobond: Brooks…wheres my money? i know you were out last night, workin’ the streets! WHERES MY MONEY, BITCH!

Fluffy Fox: ROFL

Fluffy Fox: Hell ya!

Fluffy Fox: I was bending over ;x

Fluffy Fox: Got me some big furry cock.

Fluffy Fox: Who the fuck are you?

davepoobond: the King of Bahrain

Fluffy Fox: o_O;;

Fluffy Fox: kawaii oi?

Fluffy Fox: nani e.e

davepoobond: yes

Fluffy Fox: nani??

davepoobond: nani crackers are good

Fluffy Fox: nani is japanese for what, weridie.

davepoobond: i’m not japanese, ass

davepoobond: i’m arabian

Fluffy Fox: Lol !

davepoobond: bahrainian, to be exact

Fluffy Fox: Mike?

Fluffy Fox: Zortho rather?

davepoobond: so you Fluffy Fox go butt poop out

davepoobond: the hell

davepoobond: i’m not Zorro

Fluffy Fox: Lol!

davepoobond: what are you talking about

davepoobond: i’m the fuckin king of bahrain

Fluffy Fox: who are you?

davepoobond: king of bahrain

davepoobond: you’re funny

davepoobond: FUNNY LOOKING

davepoobond: ahahahahaha

Fluffy Fox: o_o;;

davepoobond: yeah you better o_o;; you bitch

Fluffy Fox: Tragon?

davepoobond: fluffyyyy

Fluffy Fox: Teferi?

Fluffy Fox: Mykon?

davepoobond: fluffyy fluffy

Fluffy Fox: Alomoe?

davepoobond: fox fox fox

davepoobond: do you have beer

davepoobond: infidel

Fluffy Fox: yea

davepoobond: guess what

davepoobond: do you want some more beer?

Fluffy Fox: Yes.

davepoobond: THEN GO BUY SOME!

Fluffy Fox: Yes I do.

davepoobond: ahahahaha!

Fluffy Fox: O_o;;

davepoobond: did you see the one with the Italian guys?

Fluffy Fox: o_O what?

davepoobond: it was……pizza-rific!

davepoobond: ahahahaah!

davepoobond: some Bahrainian jokes for you

davepoobond: freee

davepoobond: they say i am the funniest man in all of Bahrain

davepoobond: because if you’re funnier than me, i kill you

davepoobond: i kill you like the bitch you said you werent

Fluffy Fox: o_o

davepoobond: o_o<^>

davepoobond: oh oh

davepoobond: whats this?

davepoobond: <^>

davepoobond: ahhaah

Fluffy Fox: ,,|,,(^_^),,|,,

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: thats not right

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: you’re gay

davepoobond: and you poop out the wrongggg way

davepoobond: ahahhh!

davepoobond: i rhymed

davepoobond: isnt that funny?

Fluffy Fox: Ya

Fluffy Fox: Funnnny

davepoobond: no it isnt

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: thats why you’re gay

davepoobond: and you have to pay

Fluffy Fox: yea

davepoobond: me more mon-ay

Fluffy Fox: Im getting offline now.

davepoobond: no you’re not

davepoobond: you’re going to block me

davepoobond: and i will use all of Bahrain’s treasures to kill you

Fluffy Fox: Isn’t Bahrain that fat ass from final fantasy 9?

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: here, we have no such things as “final fantasy 9s”

davepoobond: i dont even know how the world can have such a crazy idea

Fluffy Fox: yes you do

davepoobond: how can you have 9 final fantasys

Fluffy Fox: your Final Fantasy number 9

Fluffy Fox: all the others were rejected

Fluffy Fox: your 9th is getting gang banged.

Fluffy Fox: By a pack of savage wolves.

davepoobond: there can only be 1 final thing, and that means 1 final fantasy

davepoobond: are you leaving yet?

davepoobond: leave

davepoobond: now

Fluffy Fox: In a few

davepoobond: i order you to leave

davepoobond: NOW

davepoobond: not in a few, NOW

davepoobond: good bye, bitch. i’m leaving you, and the house you came in

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#6146: davepoobond -> JoyInLA

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davepoobond: hello?

JoyInLA: who is this

?

davepoobond: i might be asking the same question

davepoobond: who does this be

JoyInLA: this is kristi and this is…3

davepoobond: 3?

davepoobond: theres a person named 3

davepoobond: ?

JoyInLA: sorry typo

davepoobond: people call me DBM

JoyInLA: which means….

JoyInLA: o i get it

davepoobond: Dooby Booby Mafooby

davepoobond: duhhh

davepoobond: everyone knows that. its a rappers name

JoyInLA: well i might have to block u if u don’t tell me who u r?

davepoobond: i told you. its Dooby Booby Mafooby

davepoobond: i have my own record deal and everything

davepoobond: and i rap

davepoobond: yo yo yo

davepoobond: look at my dough

davepoobond: it flows

davepoobond: like a…crow

JoyInLA: ummm right……….

davepoobond: see? i rap

JoyInLA: yeah… me 2

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you cant

davepoobond: only men with tutus on can

davepoobond: and i am wearing a tutu right now

davepoobond: so…..pow!

JoyInLA: well your stupid

davepoobond: no i’m not

davepoobond: i’m phat

davepoobond: see? i used a rapping term

davepoobond: it PROVES i’m a rappa

davepoobond: hi

JoyInLA: right

JoyInLA: well i’m a zoo keeper…..

davepoobond: wanna know where i learned my skills?

davepoobond: IN THE HOOD, OF COURSE!

davepoobond: what are you doing right now, this very instance

JoyInLA: i train monkeys

davepoobond: i’m smoking a seegar

davepoobond: you must be that weird lady that carries a bucket around at the LA Zoo

davepoobond: i see her on Discovery Channel all the time

davepoobond: or you

davepoobond: i think you married the Crocodile Hunter

JoyInLA: yep thats me

davepoobond: when are you going to get eaten? you’re really annoying

davepoobond: i hate your austrailian accent

davepoobond: and you have an ugly face

JoyInLA: i don’t have an accient

davepoobond: sure sure

davepoobond: i hear it all the time

davepoobond: and its all make-up-y-like

JoyInLA: yeah i know i’m ugly…… ugly as your mom

davepoobond: hey! dont be talkin bout my mamama

JoyInLA: how can i not? every where i go i see her

davepoobond: i rhymed

davepoobond: how?

davepoobond: you cant

davepoobond: no one can

davepoobond: not even me

davepoobond: i shot her in the head yesterday

davepoobond: and i buried her in my roof

JoyInLA: is she dead too?

davepoobond: no…

davepoobond: she’s not…..dead…..

davepoobond: have you ever been pumped with 345 ccs of tranquelizer medicine?

JoyInLA: uh no>

davepoobond: i have

davepoobond: its not very pleasant

davepoobond: pleasant rhymes with peasant

davepoobond: i have to write that down

davepoobond: hold on

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: back

JoyInLA: k freak

davepoobond: i have a cup

davepoobond: with a…

davepoobond: pup

davepoobond: i like to rhyme

davepoobond: i have a dime

davepoobond: i think i can rhyme

davepoobond: every tyme

davepoobond: hello?

JoyInLA: you can shut up

JoyInLA: i don’t give a fuck

davepoobond: yes i can

davepoobond: yes you dont

JoyInLA: get your ass in a truck

JoyInLA: and go fuck

davepoobond: a duck

davepoobond: ahahahaha

JoyInLA: in the muck

davepoobond: with a farmer?

davepoobond: hi?

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#6145: a stray cat -> davepoobond

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a stray cat: who r u?

davepoobond: depends on who you are

davepoobond: bitch

a stray cat: eh?

a stray cat: im just some kid who wants to play q3, who r u?

davepoobond: eh eh eh eh

davepoobond: THE HELL

davepoobond: you keep sending your fuckin icon

a stray cat: *shrug*

davepoobond: i’m a rapper

a stray cat: really?

davepoobond: yes

a stray cat: right, rap then.

davepoobond: chicka chicka chicka

davepoobond: yo yo yo

davepoobond: look at my hoe

davepoobond: its shiny

davepoobond: with a slimy

davepoobond: thing on it

davepoobond: i have a fit

a stray cat: ….

davepoobond: when i am bit

a stray cat signed off at 12:00:11 AM.

davepoobond: the hell

Previous message was not received by a stray cat because of error: User a stray cat is not available.

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#6144: davepoobond -> FrozenToThisWorld

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davepoobond: Mildrid? Mildrid? is that you?

FrozenToThisWorld: no

FrozenToThisWorld: go away

davepoobond: wait

FrozenToThisWorld: on?

davepoobond: it IS you

davepoobond: you use that same font and that same sn

FrozenToThisWorld: nope.. it’s not..

davepoobond: yes….it is

FrozenToThisWorld: nope

davepoobond: hmm

FrozenToThisWorld: not me

FrozenToThisWorld: sorry

davepoobond: how about Henry?

FrozenToThisWorld: go away

davepoobond: or Jack?

davepoobond: or maybe Gilbert?

FrozenToThisWorld: block this

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: blah blah blah

FrozenToThisWorld signed off at 11:45:40 PM.

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#6143: davepoobond -> AWSSkater

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davepoobond: hello

AWSSkater: HI

davepoobond: im the king of bahrain

davepoobond: how are you

AWSSkater: me too

davepoobond: you cant be the king of bahrain, i’m the king of bahrain

AWSSkater: im fine, you?

davepoobond: you cant be me, and you cant be me, cuz me is me and you cant be me because i am me, and you are not me

AWSSkater: okay

AWSSkater: who are you?

davepoobond: told

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: king of bahrain

AWSSkater: k

davepoobond: have you ever “poked the pork?”

davepoobond: hello?

davepoobond: i asked a question

AWSSkater: in what sense

davepoobond: i’m the king of bahrain

davepoobond: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN WHAT SENSE

davepoobond: JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION

AWSSkater: i dont know what you mean

davepoobond: i dont know what you mean by i dont know what you mean

AWSSkater: ditto

davepoobond: oh ho!

davepoobond: you use my same words against me

davepoobond: or are you talking about a Pokemon

AWSSkater: no pokemon

AWSSkater: ::barfs::

davepoobond: i outlawed them from my country

davepoobond: we were losing too much capital

davepoobond: we only get 32 dollars a year per capita

AWSSkater: oh

AWSSkater: whats your name

davepoobond: its too hard to explain

davepoobond: it starts with a s, and ends with a c

davepoobond: be scientific and call it SCAT!

AWSSkater: what is it

davepoobond: sreckinic crickinick

AWSSkater: then my name is Hugh G. Rection

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: how do you feel about hard labor?

davepoobond: i could really use someone like you in the oil fields

AWSSkater: tis bad

davepoobond: how about hard labor with no pay, and your only clothes are thumbcuffs

AWSSkater: you’re gay

davepoobond: how DARE YOU

davepoobond: ::beat down::

davepoobond: pooooo

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: Kix is a cereal

davepoobond: kid tested, mother approved

AWSSkater: ::takes out an extremely large wiffle bat and beats in the head extremely violently::

AWSSkater: now what

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: how dare you

davepoobond: howww DAREEE YOUU

davepoobond: hi

AWSSkater: hello