Note: it was christmas

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davepoobond: wut’d u get ya silly bastard

elmoisfurry: nuthum much

elmoisfurry: just the universe

elmoisfurry: ya know

davepoobond: thats no fair

elmoisfurry: same old same old

davepoobond: i got AFI – Art of Drowning haaaaaaa

davepoobond: and you dont have it cuz yers is broken

elmoisfurry: whoopie

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: ya dumbass

davepoobond: yes, you told me

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: it dont work

elmoisfurry: yah heard wrong

elmoisfurry: its no broked

davepoobond: scratched

elmoisfurry: not really

elmoisfurry: just a bit

davepoobond: its a good cd

davepoobond: i got Foo Fighters theres nothing left to lose, rolling stones biggest hits vol. 2

elmoisfurry: oh really thanx ill buy some time

davepoobond: and i got Sevendust – Animosity, but i dont know if i’m gonna keep that

elmoisfurry: dont

davepoobond: dont what

elmoisfurry: keep it

elmoisfurry: dont

davepoobond: y?

elmoisfurry: cause im majik dats y

davepoobond: wtf

davepoobond: queer

elmoisfurry: ya fuggs

davepoobond: i got a Game Boy Advance

davepoobond: and Tony Hawks 3 for it, but its not for GBA, its game boy color game

elmoisfurry: ::coughgaycough::

davepoobond: hey! ::shakes fist in a rageful manner:: blah!

elmoisfurry: AUHH!!

davepoobond: what country is Estonia?

elmoisfurry: huh? oh… my land u mean

davepoobond: …1 person from Estonia went to Squackle

elmoisfurry: lllloooooolllllllll

davepoobond: 4 people from New Zealand

davepoobond: 3 from Canada

davepoobond: 2 from UK

elmoisfurry: wtf

davepoobond: 2 from australia

davepoobond: 1 from belgium, taiwan, japan, and estonia

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: when are we going to see Donnie Darko?

davepoobond: only free days i got is tomorrow, and friday

elmoisfurry: whee eats mah fuggs

davepoobond: whee eats mah fuggs.

davepoobond: and what is that supposed to mean?

elmoisfurry: i have no goddam idea

davepoobond: then why the hell did u say it

elmoisfurry: thats like asking y polar bear are fuzzy dave

elmoisfurry: we may never know

davepoobond: uh no.

davepoobond: my sister got this gay gay gay cd

davepoobond: hip hop bop or some shit

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: its complete crap

davepoobond: this one song is like the “ugly anthem” or whatever

davepoobond: U G L Y, you ain’t got no alliby

davepoobond: or whatever

elmoisfurry: lollllll

davepoobond: and there’s “spaghetti in your feet” somewhere in that song

elmoisfurry: does she really like it or sumthin

elmoisfurry: is she like

elmoisfurry: o

elmoisfurry: m

elmoisfurry: g

elmoisfurry: i love it

elmoisfurry: 😀

davepoobond: she’s been listening to it the whole damn day

elmoisfurry: lol

elmoisfurry: have a happy jolly xmas dave

elmoisfurry: heh heh heh

davepoobond: SHES LISTENING TO THAT SONG AAAAAAHHHHHH

elmoisfurry: oh i love “that song”

elmoisfurry: its mah favy wavy

elmoisfurry: guess wut im drinkin

elmoisfurry: beotch

davepoobond: tonic

elmoisfurry: nah

elmoisfurry: betttah

davepoobond: i’m gonna get a ps2 this week maybe

elmoisfurry: dude

elmoisfurry: i dont care

elmoisfurry: answer mah Q

davepoobond: i dont know

elmoisfurry: do ya give up yo??!!

davepoobond: yes, yo

elmoisfurry: IRN-BRU!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: DA BESTEST DRINK

elmoisfurry: EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: YER GAY

davepoobond: THAT SHIT TASTES HORRIBLE

elmoisfurry: NAH

elmoisfurry: U HAVE NO IDEA WUT IT EVEN IS

elmoisfurry: ITS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: MMMMMMMMMMMM

elmoisfurry: DAMN THATS GUD BRU

davepoobond: DAMN YER GAY

davepoobond: and i’ll leave it at that.

davepoobond: hmph!

elmoisfurry: NAH MAN

elmoisfurry: U HAVE NO IDEA THE EXTACY I AM IN CAUSE O DIS HERE DRINKIE POO

elmoisfurry: ITS DAH FUGGIN BOMBS

davepoobond: you, my friend, have been POISONED BY THE DEVIL

elmoisfurry: IF DRINKIN DAH BRU BE DAH DEVIL

elmoisfurry: WELL DEN

davepoobond: ::GASP::

elmoisfurry: GET READY SATAN HERE COMES I!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: NO! YOU’VE DAMNED YOUR SOUL ETERNALLY

elmoisfurry: I GOTS TA HAVE MAH BRU-AGE

elmoisfurry: but dude seriously

elmoisfurry: IRN-BRU is really fukin gud

elmoisfurry: ahhhhhh shit

davepoobond: wut

elmoisfurry: i just finished mah BRU BRU

davepoobond: AHAHAHAHAHAH

elmoisfurry: i need a 9 liter

davepoobond: YOU STUPID STUPID BASTARD

davepoobond: they dont make 9 liters

davepoobond: you drunken fool

elmoisfurry: they will if iah make em

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: no

elmoisfurry: k yea

davepoobond: kno

elmoisfurry: kyea

davepoobond: kyno

elmoisfurry: kshutthafukupugoddamfugginbastard

davepoobond: notifyoudontfirstyoustupidbrudrunkenfoolinatutuwhyioughttakickyouinyershnoz

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: must i?

elmoisfurry: uh

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: its kinda important

davepoobond: i dun think soooo

elmoisfurry: fugga

davepoobond: fart-in-law – n. pejorative expression meaning an unpleasant relative by marriage.

elmoisfurry: wtf is pejorative

elmoisfurry: oh yea

elmoisfurry: and die too

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: pianofarte – n. a fart that starts quietly and ends in an explosive crescendo.

elmoisfurry: dddddddddiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee

davepoobond: blah

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: is that an automatic response?

elmoisfurry: ………

elmoisfurry: yes

davepoobond: wow

davepoobond: super

davepoobond: extravagent

davepoobond: ravashing

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: bodacious

davepoobond: radical

elmoisfurry: >:o

elmoisfurry: die

elmoisfurry: BRO BRO BRO BROBRO

davepoobond: what

elmoisfurry: nufum beach

elmoisfurry: is nose homek

elmoisfurry: home

elmoisfurry: or does he have foooooooooootball

davepoobond: i dont know, why dont you call his house

elmoisfurry: cause

elmoisfurry: im scared of his family

davepoobond: well, get a life

Background: it was raining and there was lightning and thunder outside

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davepoobond: aghhhhh! lightning

elmoisfurry: i was sleeping

elmoisfurry: i just got up

elmoisfurry: gotta reboot comp

elmoisfurry: brb

elmoisfurry: dude this is awesome

davepoobond: what is

elmoisfurry: tha rain

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: if it rains tomorrow, i dont have to swim.

davepoobond: yay

elmoisfurry: haha

elmoisfurry: u have ta start swimming already

elmoisfurry: dude its like winter

elmoisfurry: hahahahaha

davepoobond: so

elmoisfurry: wuts tha point of swimmin in tha winter

davepoobond: wuts tha point of playing any other sport in the winter

davepoobond: it just happened to be that our pe class has to swim in the winter

elmoisfurry: indoor ones fugga

davepoobond: i dont give a crap! i didnt choose to swim in the winter ass

elmoisfurry: i know

elmoisfurry: that just makes it funnier

davepoobond: heh…….the winter ass

elmoisfurry: heh…………die!

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: ha, madja think i was

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: ja

davepoobond: but i’m not.

elmoisfurry: but u will be

davepoobond: alive

davepoobond: for the rest of my life

davepoobond: i will be alive for the rest of my life

davepoobond: hahahah!

elmoisfurry: which is over now

davepoobond: oops

davepoobond: Whitney Houston was beat by her drug dealer

davepoobond: i saw it in the national enquirer!

davepoobond: brb

davepoobond: gotta crap

elmoisfurry: die im tryin ta watch futurama

elmoisfurry: so im not readin wut ur sayin

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: u die

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: k yes

elmoisfurry: yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

elmoisfurry: so wutcha doin

davepoobond: nnuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: listening to my mom gripe

davepoobond: its silly

elmoisfurry: lol gripe

elmoisfurry: dave and his words]

elmoisfurry: hey how much of tha essay d’ja do

davepoobond: i have 1 paragraph left to write, a conclusion, and a conclusion sentence for my 2nd paragraph

davepoobond: i might do some today

elmoisfurry: i havent done any

davepoobond: wtf lol

elmoisfurry: cause i wus on a scout trip

davepoobond: my sister went to an award ceremony for being a “cheerleader” for the stupid 7th and 8th grade midgets or whatever

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: and my mom said they took 10 minutes for each person, saying how well they volunteered

elmoisfurry: an award for that shit

davepoobond: and what they did

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: and they were all “ooh, this person brought snacks every single day”

davepoobond: blah blah blah

davepoobond: and one of my sisters friend’s mom “abandoned” her daughter there, because she didnt think it was going to take that long, and she called her daughter selfish for thinking that she would stay that long

elmoisfurry: lllloooooooolllllllllllllllll

davepoobond: and her friend asked my sister if she could get a ride home, and my sister said “i dont know maybe” and then her friend’s mom just left

davepoobond: and my mom is griping about this lady

davepoobond: saying “this is a woman that doesnt work, gets manicures, gets peticures, goes shopping”

davepoobond: and all this other crap, and making hand motions

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: and i think my mom has declared war on her, because this is the 3rd time she pissed my mom off

davepoobond: so, my mom had to drive her friend to her house, which is 10 minutes away

davepoobond: out of the way

davepoobond: and my mom said the cheerleaders had to stay to get their trophies

davepoobond: so, it was kinda like the Oscars

davepoobond: and they called their name one by one

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: gay

davepoobond: and they were in their seats

davepoobond: and as soon as they called my sister, they just had everyone go up there

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: its hilarious dude

davepoobond: and my sister just said “she didnt get any of the free food outside”

davepoobond: lol

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: my mom said that lady basically deserted her daughter

davepoobond: and she didnt even tell her daugther that she’d leave

davepoobond: what a bitch dude, lol

elmoisfurry: lol

elmoisfurry: brb

davepoobond: i started laughing at my sister and my mom was in the kitchen, and she said “tell david to be quiet” and she’s like 10 feet away from me, and my sister is in the middle of us and she says “shut up”

elmoisfurry: hungy

davepoobond: gawd gtg wash the dishes

elmoisfurry: lllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooolllllllllll

elmoisfurry: brb

davepoobond: bak

elmoisfurry wants to directly connect.

elmoisfurry is now directly connected.

davepoobond: whaaaaaaaaaa

davepoobond: hook me up foo

elmoisfurry: (sends a buncha pictures)

elmoisfurry: lol

elmoisfurry: gotz em all

davepoobond: yeh

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: heh

elmoisfurry: ok

elmoisfurry: yea

davepoobond: yeah

elmoisfurry: (gives an image)

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: wheeeeeeeee

elmoisfurry: nah man

elmoisfurry: que?

davepoobond: (gives an image)

elmoisfurry: ok i already saw that gay ass-shit

elmoisfurry: haha get it

elmoisfurry: ass-shit

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: (gives an image)

elmoisfurry direct connection is closed.

davepoobond: LOL

elmoisfurry: bitch fuga

elmoisfurry: thats not funny goddamit!!!!!!!!!1

davepoobond: that u closed the connection

davepoobond: is

elmoisfurry: how in tha hell is a car a house and some money funny

elmoisfurry: no i didnt

davepoobond: money funny

elmoisfurry: u did

davepoobond: you did

elmoisfurry: i didnt touvh it

davepoobond: i didnt either

elmoisfurry: touch

elmoisfurry: yea u did

elmoisfurry: admit it

elmoisfurry: beotch

davepoobond: bitch, you did

davepoobond: i didnt touch anything either

elmoisfurry: u know u did

elmoisfurry: just stop lyin

davepoobond: fine then

davepoobond wants to directly connect.

elmoisfurry is now directly connected.

davepoobond: yay

elmoisfurry: goddamit

elmoisfurry: more shitty crap from mr dave fuckhead

elmoisfurry: u read me beaaaaaaaaaaaatch!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: toodle doodle u to

elmoisfurry: hoooooooooooooo

elmoisfurry: hohoho

elmoisfurry: google face

elmoisfurry: so long for sumthin so stupid

davepoobond: (gives a really big image)

elmoisfurry: how wus that worth it

davepoobond: …..

davepoobond: every bit of it was worth it

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: die

elmoisfurry: now

elmoisfurry: quickly

elmoisfurry: before roseanne is on

davepoobond: roseanne is still on?

elmoisfurry: dont test me boay

davepoobond: i’m not a buoy. i dont float around in swimming pools, or prevent boats from getting scratched on the dock. what do you think i am? I dont float.

elmoisfurry: ur stupid

elmoisfurry: i said boy just with a slight twist in it

davepoobond: (gives an image)

elmoisfurry: asssssssssss

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: how DARE you.

elmoisfurry: well

elmoisfurry: u see

elmoisfurry: first i say

elmoisfurry: i dare you to….

elmoisfurry: and then it just builds from there

elmoisfurry: but thats not the point

davepoobond: yes it is

davepoobond: its the main point

elmoisfurry: i WILL eat u alive if u dont die

davepoobond: hmm….be eaten alive or die on will….

davepoobond: i think i’ll chance with being eaten

elmoisfurry: die

elmoisfurry: fugga

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: eaten

elmoisfurry: khfdkghykjjggjkjg

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: she lives by the ocean

elmoisfurry: do u want me to kill u

elmoisfurry: cause the way ur going i think u do

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: MAYBE!

davepoobond: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

elmoisfurry: ok goddam u

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: (gives an image)

elmoisfurry: ::shakes head, sighing, wanting to discover a way to stab dave through his computer::

davepoobond: ::turns off the monitor so he cant::

davepoobond: haaaaa

elmoisfurry: that wont help u any

davepoobond: (gives an image)

elmoisfurry: muah

elmoisfurry: haha

elmoisfurry: ha

davepoobond:

elmoisfurry direct connection is closed.

davepoobond: wat

davepoobond: you closed it you ass

elmoisfurry: i will kill u

elmoisfurry: WILL

elmoisfurry: not might

elmoisfurry: W

elmoisfurry: I

elmoisfurry: L

elmoisfurry: L

elmoisfurry: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

davepoobond: neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

elmoisfurry: NO

elmoisfurry: see

elmoisfurry: u obviously didnt read wut i said

elmoisfurry: cause i said WILL

davepoobond: ………………………but no

davepoobond: you see, i said

davepoobond: neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

elmoisfurry: fuk off

davepoobond: no, YOU fuk off

elmoisfurry signed off at 5:10:14 PM.