Background: it was raining and there was lightning and thunder outside
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davepoobond: aghhhhh! lightning
elmoisfurry: i was sleeping
elmoisfurry: i just got up
elmoisfurry: gotta reboot comp
elmoisfurry: brb
elmoisfurry: dude this is awesome
davepoobond: what is
elmoisfurry: tha rain
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: if it rains tomorrow, i dont have to swim.
davepoobond: yay
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: u have ta start swimming already
elmoisfurry: dude its like winter
elmoisfurry: hahahahaha
davepoobond: so
elmoisfurry: wuts tha point of swimmin in tha winter
davepoobond: wuts tha point of playing any other sport in the winter
davepoobond: it just happened to be that our pe class has to swim in the winter
elmoisfurry: indoor ones fugga
davepoobond: i dont give a crap! i didnt choose to swim in the winter ass
elmoisfurry: i know
elmoisfurry: that just makes it funnier
davepoobond: heh…….the winter ass
elmoisfurry: heh…………die!
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: ha, madja think i was
elmoisfurry: k
elmoisfurry: ja
davepoobond: but i’m not.
elmoisfurry: but u will be
davepoobond: alive
davepoobond: for the rest of my life
davepoobond: i will be alive for the rest of my life
davepoobond: hahahah!
elmoisfurry: which is over now
davepoobond: oops
davepoobond: Whitney Houston was beat by her drug dealer
davepoobond: i saw it in the national enquirer!
davepoobond: brb
davepoobond: gotta crap
elmoisfurry: die im tryin ta watch futurama
elmoisfurry: so im not readin wut ur sayin
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: u die
elmoisfurry: k
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: k yes
elmoisfurry: yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
elmoisfurry: so wutcha doin
davepoobond: nnuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
davepoobond: listening to my mom gripe
davepoobond: its silly
elmoisfurry: lol gripe
elmoisfurry: dave and his words]
elmoisfurry: hey how much of tha essay d’ja do
davepoobond: i have 1 paragraph left to write, a conclusion, and a conclusion sentence for my 2nd paragraph
davepoobond: i might do some today
elmoisfurry: i havent done any
davepoobond: wtf lol
elmoisfurry: cause i wus on a scout trip
davepoobond: my sister went to an award ceremony for being a “cheerleader” for the stupid 7th and 8th grade midgets or whatever
elmoisfurry: lol
davepoobond: and my mom said they took 10 minutes for each person, saying how well they volunteered
elmoisfurry: an award for that shit
davepoobond: and what they did
elmoisfurry: lol
davepoobond: and they were all “ooh, this person brought snacks every single day”
davepoobond: blah blah blah
davepoobond: and one of my sisters friend’s mom “abandoned” her daughter there, because she didnt think it was going to take that long, and she called her daughter selfish for thinking that she would stay that long
elmoisfurry: lllloooooooolllllllllllllllll
davepoobond: and her friend asked my sister if she could get a ride home, and my sister said “i dont know maybe” and then her friend’s mom just left
davepoobond: and my mom is griping about this lady
davepoobond: saying “this is a woman that doesnt work, gets manicures, gets peticures, goes shopping”
davepoobond: and all this other crap, and making hand motions
elmoisfurry: lol
davepoobond: and i think my mom has declared war on her, because this is the 3rd time she pissed my mom off
davepoobond: so, my mom had to drive her friend to her house, which is 10 minutes away
davepoobond: out of the way
davepoobond: and my mom said the cheerleaders had to stay to get their trophies
davepoobond: so, it was kinda like the Oscars
davepoobond: and they called their name one by one
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: gay
davepoobond: and they were in their seats
davepoobond: and as soon as they called my sister, they just had everyone go up there
elmoisfurry: lol
davepoobond: its hilarious dude
davepoobond: and my sister just said “she didnt get any of the free food outside”
davepoobond: lol
elmoisfurry: lol
davepoobond: my mom said that lady basically deserted her daughter
davepoobond: and she didnt even tell her daugther that she’d leave
davepoobond: what a bitch dude, lol
elmoisfurry: lol
elmoisfurry: brb
davepoobond: i started laughing at my sister and my mom was in the kitchen, and she said “tell david to be quiet” and she’s like 10 feet away from me, and my sister is in the middle of us and she says “shut up”
elmoisfurry: hungy
davepoobond: gawd gtg wash the dishes
elmoisfurry: lllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooolllllllllll
elmoisfurry: brb
davepoobond: bak