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Category Archives: Stupid IMs
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
#6287: ooO MaDeLiNe Ooo -> davepoobond
ooO MaDeLiNe Ooo: Hey sn%, I need someone to play with, cum be my playtoy. Don’t make me wait too long… Click here! See you soon!!!
davepoobond: poo
#6286: davepoobond -> Fajita Bum
davepoobond: rawr
Fajita Bum: Baaah
davepoobond: moo
Fajita Bum: cluck
davepoobond: quack
Fajita Bum: squackle
davepoobond: poop
Fajita Bum: feces
davepoobond: heehaw
Fajita Bum: harharharharharharhar
davepoobond: hawhaw heehaw
#6284: davepoobond -> fartsinajar
davepoobond: D3 THE MIGHTY DUCKS! WHOOOOO
fartsinajar: yeah!!
fartsinajar: that was a classic
davepoobond: oh yea
fartsinajar: yeh
#6284: davepoobond -> SEAN
davepoobond: sean
SEAN: what?
davepoobond: boo
#6283: davepoobond -> elmoisfurry
davepoobond: andy is talking to me lol
elmoisfurry: wow!……….no
elmoisfurry: not*
davepoobond: stimpy’s brother andy
elmoisfurry: oh really
elmoisfurry: wow i didnt know that
elmoisfurry: wow
davepoobond: really
elmoisfurry: wowowowowow
elmoisfurry: thats sooooooo interesting
elmoisfurry: tell me less
davepoobond: how was i supposed to know, ya bastard
elmoisfurry: hahahaha
davepoobond: he’s asking me for FF7
davepoobond: and i’m saying no
davepoobond: lol
elmoisfurry: say no fugga
elmoisfurry: ima play mah gizame now
elmoisfurry: cause i wasnt bfo
elmoisfurry: boiy!
#6281: Narcleptic fiend -> davepoobond
Narcleptic fiend: hi
Narcleptic fiend: asl
davepoobond: 20/m/alabama u
Narcleptic fiend: ewe
Narcleptic fiend: bye
davepoobond: wtf
davepoobond: who are you
Narcleptic fiend: noone
davepoobond: why did you say ewe
davepoobond: ewes are lambs
Narcleptic fiend: sory
Narcleptic fiend: bye
#6280: TJ the Almighty -> agentbond
After #6279, I had TJ the Almighty IM agentbond and mess around with him.
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TJ the Almighty: dude whats the math homework?
agentbond: who is this
agentbond: what is your name
TJ the Almighty: dude its me frank
agentbond: all right asshole fuck off now or we’ll track you down
TJ the Almighty: max chill out
TJ the Almighty: i juts want the math homework
agentbond: that’s a fucking threat
TJ the Almighty: hehehehe you said fucking
TJ the Almighty: kinda like potatoes eh?
agentbond: you can get in serious shit for harassing people online
TJ the Almighty: the math homework made me do it
#6279: davepoobond -> agentbond
Note: this is a guy from school
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davepoobond: Is this Sean Connery or Max (censored)?
agentbond: waht
agentbond: who is this
agentbond: what is your ame
davepoobond: Pierce Brosnan
agentbond: funny
davepoobond: I am pissed at you for taking my job.
agentbond: what is your real name
davepoobond: I want to make more James Bond films
agentbond: waht are you talkinga about
davepoobond: what are YOU TALKING ABOUT
agentbond: what
agentbond: who is this
davepoobond: Pierce Brosnan
agentbond: what is your name
agentbond: really
agentbond: what is your name
davepoobond: Your Underwear.
agentbond: what the hell
agentbond: i am getting pissed off
davepoobond: sorry sorry sorry
agentbond: what is your name and where did you get my sn
davepoobond: Found it on buddy search
agentbond: whta is that
davepoobond: Buddy search
agentbond: yeah
davepoobond: no way to explain what it is
davepoobond: its to find stupid people like you
davepoobond: i guess.
agentbond: alrigh
agentbond: what is youtr ame
agentbond: i want to know
agentbond: or i am getting of
agentbond: off
agentbond: you have 5 seconds
agentbond: 5
agentbond: 4
agentbond: 3
agentbond: 2
agentbond: 1
agentbond: hello
agentbond: retard
davepoobond: You guessed it
agentbond: funny
agentbond: jsut tell me your name
agentbond: so i can really talk to you
davepoobond: alan
agentbond: alan who
agentbond: hello
agentbond: what is your last name
agentbond: what the fuck
agentbond: i am getting off
davepoobond: Alan Qwerzy
agentbond: funny fuck head
agentbond: i am going to warn you and block you if you dont tell me your real name
agentbond signed off at 5:17:42 PM.
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and then he signs on a different sn
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sk8forlife: hey
sk8forlife: is anyone ther
davepoobond: nobody here but us chickens.
sk8forlife: hello
sk8forlife: hahahahah
sk8forlife: hi
sk8forlife: my name is katie
sk8forlife: what is your anem
sk8forlife: name
sk8forlife: hello
sk8forlife: hello
sk8forlife: is anyone ther
sk8forlife: hello
sk8forlife: i want to talk to you
sk8forlife signed off at 5:35:34 PM
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and then he signs on again under his original name
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agentbond: hey
agentbond: what is your name
agentbond: hey
agentbond: you imed me and i want to talk to you
agentbond: so talk to me
agentbond: hey why are you fucking around with my frien
agentbond: d
agentbond: what the hell bitch
davepoobond: stuff u
agentbond: no i am jsut kidding
agentbond: so do you go to my school
davepoobond: nah.
agentbond: where do you go to school
davepoobond: I dont go to school.
davepoobond: I’m Pierce Brosnan
agentbond: how old are you
agentbond: really come on
agentbond: ok then
davepoobond: ok
agentbond: if you r really him then what is his middle name
davepoobond: Janet
davepoobond: you mean MY middle name.
agentbond: janet what
agentbond: yeah
davepoobond: Janet, you idiot. British people only have 1 Middle name.
davepoobond: i’m not African
agentbond: what is your real name
agentbond: full name
davepoobond: You think I’m a brother?
agentbond: how do you know me
davepoobond: I will sue you. I will call on the NCAA, the NAACP, and all them other black rights foundations and drill your ass!
agentbond: funy
agentbond: how do you know me
davepoobond: It is, huh?
davepoobond: I dont.
agentbond: them how do you know my name
davepoobond: some guy told me it
agentbond: what guy
davepoobond: My director
agentbond: who is your director
davepoobond: The producer.
agentbond: of what
davepoobond: All the James Bond movies, DOY
agentbond: alright where did you go to school
agentbond: high school
davepoobond: Oxford
agentbond: high school
agentbond: dumb shit
agentbond: your full of it
davepoobond: SilentBob61385 is my director
agentbond: i ran a file on your name
davepoobond: bull
agentbond: and i know where you live
agentbond: yeah
agentbond: yeah
agentbond: i called aol and got it
agentbond: your full of crap
agentbond: suprised
agentbond: your in big trouble
davepoobond: me suprised?
davepoobond: why?
davepoobond: why would i be in big trouble?
agentbond: cause i called the police for a complant
davepoobond: transplant?
agentbond: your gay
agentbond: and i know who you are
agentbond: and i know your name
agentbond: fag
davepoobond: what is it then
agentbond: but i am not going to tell you it
davepoobond: really.
agentbond: yeah
davepoobond: really.
agentbond: i can see your house right now
agentbond: and what the hell are you doing
agentbond: your a fag
davepoobond: do you see me dancing naked and doing the funky mombo with my computer?
agentbond: no cause your not
davepoobond: yes i am
agentbond: you think your protective but your not
davepoobond: i’m having sex with you right now in my mind
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I get warned to 18%, anonymously.
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agentbond: how do you like that
davepoobond: ohhhhh so it was YOU
#6278: davepoobond -> Soup Nazi
davepoobond: play that funkay musiccc, white boyyy
Soup Nazi: …..
davepoobond: lay down and boogie, and play that funky music till you DIE
Soup Nazi: …..no
davepoobond: you defy my will?
#6277: davepoobond -> elmoisfurry
davepoobond: how much space does your hard drive have?
elmoisfurry: 4tay
davepoobond: my sister is watching D2 The Mighty Ducks 2
davepoobond: lol
elmoisfurry: yay
elmoisfurry: go watch with her
elmoisfurry: bond
elmoisfurry: have sis-bro time!!!
davepoobond: nah. i’ve seen it 15 times before
elmoisfurry: and..
elmoisfurry: 16 wont kill u when it comes to bondin wit yo sis that everyone knows that u deep down inside love
elmoisfurry: yes
elmoisfurry: they all know
elmoisfurry: muahahahahaha
elmoisfurry: how long does winzip take ta dl
elmoisfurry: i think itl b at least an hour
davepoobond: 5 min.
elmoisfurry: cause its
davepoobond: for u
elmoisfurry: 1,803,848 bytes
elmoisfurry: fuk u
davepoobond: 1.8 mb ooooooOOOhh
elmoisfurry: i told u aceho
elmoisfurry: i dont have dsl
elmoisfurry: fugga
elmoisfurry: and i dont care if i cant tell wut it is
elmoisfurry: thats y i said “i think!” fuker
davepoobond: it’ll take 10 minutes maybe less
elmoisfurry: so is it really 1.8 megies
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: less
elmoisfurry: ace
elmoisfurry: like
elmoisfurry: 3
elmoisfurry: topsies
elmoisfurry: after i dl winzip im gonna reboot
elmoisfurry: ye ya
elmoisfurry: damn
elmoisfurry: i wus off by one min
elmoisfurry: 4 mins
elmoisfurry: itll take
davepoobond: dont careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
elmoisfurry: cya gonna reboot
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: im gonna play civ 3 and ur not!!!!!!!1
#6276: davepoobond -> Blind Bubba
davepoobond: the universe orignated from hot gas!
Blind Bubba: stfu
davepoobond: aww…..
Blind Bubba: I SAYD STFU
Blind Bubba: BIUOTCH
Blind Bubba: fuk
Blind Bubba: nm
Blind Bubba: i spelled
Blind Bubba: biotch wrong
Blind Bubba: ruined the effect
davepoobond: HHAHAHAH
davepoobond: loooooooooooss—eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr
Blind Bubba: stfu ass
davepoobond: ineffable
davepoobond: lol. debauch means orgy
Blind Bubba: wtf
Blind Bubba: go find a sheep debauch
davepoobond: at least i got mary and her little lamb
Blind Bubba: lol
Blind Bubba: that shouldnt be funny
davepoobond: ok
#6275: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond
elmoisfurry: yay
elmoisfurry: german rock song
elmoisfurry: scheiße!
elmoisfurry: i have ta go to scouts
davepoobond: haaaaaaaaaaaa
elmoisfurry: but at least we get cobbler tonight
elmoisfurry: so eat it fugga
davepoobond: cobbler!
davepoobond: bring me some
davepoobond: bitch
davepoobond: or i’ll hang you
elmoisfurry: or dont cause ur not gonna get any fuker
elmoisfurry: u aint gettin no cobblas
davepoobond: i best be gettin some cobblas boy
elmoisfurry: dont call me boy son
davepoobond: or i’ll cobbla you
elmoisfurry: lo
elmoisfurry: l
elmoisfurry: lol!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: german rap!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: boo!
davepoobond: why are you still here
elmoisfurry: cause im not stupid
elmoisfurry: unlike u
elmoisfurry: stupid i never said i have scouts NOW
elmoisfurry: just that i have it
elmoisfurry: its at 7
elmoisfurry: fugly bastard
davepoobond: …..
elmoisfurry: haha
#6274: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond
elmoisfurry: dude which essay topic u gwang ta do
davepoobond: i didnt look at that shit yet
davepoobond: which is easiet?
elmoisfurry: theyre all so gay
elmoisfurry: especially
elmoisfurry: “option 8”
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Note: there is no option 8
#6273: davepoobond -> elmoisfurry
davepoobond: i hate ricky martin so much
elmoisfurry: and………….
davepoobond: shake your bon bon shake your bon bon shake your bon bonnnnnnnnnn
davepoobond: and i hate that
elmoisfurry: then dont fukin talk bout him
elmoisfurry: ill kill him and u if u dont stop dat shite