davepoobond: man i have so many dictionary submissions, i have enough of them for like at least a month maybe

davepoobond: and then i have 600 other words

Holmes: haha

Holmes: hey you never put scluckle 4 up!

davepoobond: i didnt?

davepoobond: oh yeah i probably didnt

Holmes: uh

davepoobond: lemme see if i have it

Holmes: k

davepoobond: eh i dont have it..

davepoobond: do u have it in ur filing cabinet?

Holmes: hmm

davepoobond: r u sure u wrote one?

davepoobond: the ones i have from u i havent put up yet are:

davepoobond: robot porn

davepoobond: The case of the missing X Box’s Box (yeah you heard right)

davepoobond: thats it

davepoobond: what was the last one u wrote about

Holmes: hmm

davepoobond: ep. 3 is the subway one

Holmes: herbal orgasmic shampoo i think

davepoobond: i meant scluckle

Holmes: no the last one had the verizon wireless guy in it

davepoobond: scluckle?

Holmes: yeah

davepoobond: oh damn i remember that

davepoobond: that was funny

davepoobond: you dont have it in your filing cabinet?

davepoobond: bleh, if i had it, it musta been lost in the move from the old computer to this one

Holmes: i think i have it on my computer

Holmes: byt for some reason i can’t access my desktop

Holmes: it froze

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: well i’m putting up the herbal orgasmic and twiggs commercials up now

Holmes: shit

Holmes: shit shit shit

Holmes: i think i lost it

davepoobond: damn

davepoobond: sorry, i mighta actually forgotten to just put it onto my document file

Holmes: the only things i have are the robot porn

Holmes: and the xbox’s box

davepoobond: same with me

Holmes: what the fuck i never deleted it!

davepoobond: heh it seems like it just disappeared

Holmes: maybe the goverment took it

Holmes: O.o

davepoobond: maybe when you wrote it, we went backwards in time, and then it seemed like we read it, and it seemed like it was in existence

davepoobond: but it really wasn’t, because it hadn’t been written yet

Holmes: wow

davepoobond: ?

Holmes: your on crack

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: i knew there was a little something funny in that halloween candy today

Holmes: yeah…did your mom check it before you ate it?

davepoobond: no. my mom didnt even want me to GO trick or treating

davepoobond: cuz i’m “too old”

Holmes: !!!!!!

Holmes: i went trick or treating!

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: in my work clothes

Holmes: at work

davepoobond: did u get a lot of “ur too old” bs

Holmes: and got paid for it

Holmes: i got that the year before

Holmes: when i did go trick or treating

davepoobond: i was a box

Holmes: heh

davepoobond: like a box the size of a mattress

davepoobond: with arm holes and a hole for my head

davepoobond: and then a paper bag on my head

Holmes: you should just run into people

davepoobond: people started calling me sponge bob

davepoobond: it pissed me off

Holmes: lol

Holmes: smack em with your box

davepoobond: the paper bag had a unibrow

Holmes: a box slap

davepoobond: and it was crying blood

davepoobond: some stupid shit heads kicked me and punched me around a little bit though

Holmes: lol

davepoobond: if there’s some white stuff on MnMs is that bad?

Holmes: ….

Holmes: theres only one explanation for white stuff on M&M’s

Holmes: lets just say someone might be a little attracted to the red and yellow eminem commercials

Holmes: lol i said eminem

Holmes: M7M

Holmes: m&m

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: but its powderey

Holmes: =-O

Holmes: snort it

Holmes: if it gives you a good feelings it’s coke

davepoobond: nah, i tossed it

Holmes: if you die it’s anthrax

Holmes: ok

davepoobond: i dont do that shit

Holmes: heh niether do i

davepoobond: its back to the lab again yo

Holmes: word

davepoobond: where’s my snare?

Holmes: up your ass

Holmes: so loose yourself

davepoobond: i’m sorry mama

davepoobond: i never meant to hurt you

davepoobond: i never meant to make you cry but tonight, i’m cleaning out my closetttt

Holmes: sometimes it feels like the world’s on my shoulders

Holmes: everyones leanin on meeeeeeeeeee

davepoobond: daddy what are you doing

Holmes: i sit back with this pack of zig zags and this bag of this weed which gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest MC

davepoobond: i think my dad’s gon craaaazeh

Holmes: hehe

Holmes: till the roof comes up till the sun goes down i’m gonna rip this shit till my bones break out

Holmes: ok i’m going to attempt to drown myself…you can try this at home….you can be just like me

davepoobond: If you wrote 1 million and 1 billion on a piece of paper, how many kidney beans are in a can of tuna?

A. I like to play with hot dogs

B. 15

C. ha

D. toss it higher, we’re down to 12 seconds!

Holmes: D

Holmes: definetly

davepoobond: thats actually a pretty funny question huh

Holmes: yes

Holmes: i made a loud laugh and my brother told me to shut up

davepoobond: ask him the question

Holmes: he said: “WHAT THE FUCK?”

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: heh

Holmes: he read the question

Holmes: and said “thats the stupidest question ever…your friend is retarded”

davepoobond: ask him this then

davepoobond: 46. How do you pee?

A. Standing up

B. Sitting down

C. Squatting next to a bush

D. Laying down, so you can make a “pee pee fountain”
Holmes: he said option d was gay

davepoobond: cuz he’s not a real man, thats why

davepoobond: all REAL men do D

Holmes: lol

Holmes: he said “he must be doin C…what a fuckin crackhead”

davepoobond: 59. Which actress do you like best?

A. Nicole Kidman

B. Penelope Cruz

C. Tom Cruise

D. Rosie O’Donnel

Holmes: he said B./…she’s fuckin hot

Holmes: and laughed at tom cruise

davepoobond: An oak tree’s fruit is known as…

A. acorn

B. rose

C. needle

D. calculator

Holmes: he said your fruity

davepoobond: Men that most use power saws are called…

A. loggers

B. foremen

C. farmers

D. politicians

Holmes: d

davepoobond: get any lately?

A. yes

B. no

C. Get what?

D. I’m a retard

Holmes: he said A and i called him a liar and he punched me

Holmes: lol

davepoobond: ahaha

davepoobond: What would you most likely say when confronted by a man-eating bunny?

A. Its on a bridge

B. I’m going to star in a movie with the women from Murder She Wrote

C. I am Iron Man

D. Hi

Holmes: he told me stop asking him retarded q1uestions then said C lol

davepoobond: What do you think Michael Jackson would do if his house burned down or it was blown up?

A. Do a Moonwalk

B. clap his hands to make it all go away

C. Ask for the help of children

D. die

Holmes: lol

Holmes: he laughed a little bit and said C then said “then rape them all”

davepoobond: haha

davepoobond: What hardship did the Pilgrims endure during their trip across the Atlantic?

A. No plumbing

B. secrets about gold coins in every box of Cocoa Puffs

C. Corn flakes

D. Winnie the Pooh was the only book to read

Holmes: lol

Holmes: B

davepoobond: What would you do if you had 90,000 donuts?

A. sell them for 30 cents each

B. jump into them

C. eat them

D. drive a semi truck through them

Holmes: definetly D

davepoobond: True or False: Watermelon

A = True

B = False

C = Go to Hell

davepoobond: thats all i got right now

Holmes: he said D: go to hell and fuck yourself

davepoobond: ask him “wanna help me do the second part?”

Holmes: he said: No

Holmes: he’s playin wrestlemania

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: like the homosexual he is

Holmes: and i’m saying this outloud while i’m typing it

Holmes: so he canjk;fds;dds;’sdd i’;’mmmmmmm gaydooosuj

davepoobond: haha

Holmes: asshole

Holmes: yeah anyways

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: remember GUTS?

Holmes: oh yeah

Holmes: lol

Holmes: old school nickelodeon

Holmes: my brother farted that retard

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: jeeze man your lucky you don’t have retarded older brothers

davepoobond: worse, i have a bitchy younger sister

Holmes: yeah but you can over power her easily

Holmes: duct tape always works

davepoobond: right

Holmes: and belts

davepoobond: meteors don’t make good fertilizer

Holmes: …..

Holmes: uh ok

davepoobond: bouncing barracuda! I’ve been hooked!

Holmes: heh

Holmes: is that from sponge bob square pants?

davepoobond: i dont know

davepoobond: probably

Holmes: have yu ever watched the show?

davepoobond: yeah, hate it

Holmes: !!!!!!

Holmes: what!

Holmes: how can you hate it?

davepoobond: its not funny

Holmes: eh i guess everyone has there opinion

davepoobond: it has SOME funny parts in it, but as a whole i wouldnt watch it for anything

Holmes: i mean i can understand just not likin it but hating it……

davepoobond: i dont really hate it

davepoobond: but if i had a choice between sponge bob and land before time VII, i’d watch land before time VII

davepoobond: it seems like a copout from all their other shows

Holmes: some episodes are ALRIGHT

Holmes: but you have to see the one where they remake a store orientation video for the krusty krab for newly hired employees

Holmes: it’s hilarious to me because i;’ve seen one of those crappy ones at my work and i thought how crappy it was

Holmes: but anyways

Holmes: whatever

Holmes: enough said

davepoobond: i dont like any of the new nick toons

davepoobond: i guess thats why i really dont like sponge bob, cuz its a new nick toon

Holmes: yeah most of them are dumb

davepoobond: its just got something about it, more politically correct kind of cartoon kind of thing

Holmes: i just lik spongebob

davepoobond: more retarded

Holmes: not really

Holmes: you have to see some of the stuff they do…

davepoobond: before, it was like intellectual kind of things, like ren and stimpy, ahh real monsters

davepoobond: and rugbrats

Holmes: sponge bob is actually more intellectual then you think…you just have to look below the surface…the surface is for the kids who don’t get it

Holmes: and laugh because a stupid sponge and a starfish sound retarded

davepoobond: of course, thats what they do for all cartoons, even sesame street

davepoobond: all kid tv shows

Holmes: not really

Holmes: rockos modern life was basically for adults

davepoobond: and thats what makes the children introduced to adult themes earlier in life

Holmes: simpsons same thing

Holmes: ren and stimpy

Holmes: king of the hill

davepoobond: but simpsosn and king of the hill are on network stations

Holmes: true

davepoobond: ren and stimpy and rocko were on nickelodean

Holmes: rugrats are for everyone

davepoobond: what adult watched nickelodean? almost none

davepoobond: only when their kid was did they

davepoobond: its all a conspiracy

Holmes: heh

davepoobond: the dumbing down of america

davepoobond: grab the kids, then pull the parents in

Holmes: they did a recent poll

Holmes: college kids watch more nicktoons then adults

davepoobond: because they grew up with it

Holmes: especially spongebob

Holmes: for some odd reason

Holmes: i dunno

Holmes: anyways

Holmes: forget this

davepoobond: conspiracy conspiracy

Holmes: ren and stimpy are classics

Holmes: “YOU STUUUPID IIIIIDIOT!”

Holmes: *slap*

davepoobond: yeah that was great

Holmes: even though that was the reason why my brother mike kept hitting me :-\

Holmes: he always use to say that after we watched the show

Holmes: and then slap me

Holmes: and we get into a fight

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: i gtg later

Holmes: later

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