This happened on July 20, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: hey
davepoobond: hi
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#7650: Bklynzballer -> Holmes
This took place on July 20, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Holmes: keep sending it
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Holmes: once more
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Holmes: come on do it faster
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Holmes: FASTER
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Holmes: slow poke
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Holmes: ugh my granny can type faster then you can
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: ure grannys dead
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Holmes: yeah how embarrasing is that for you
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Holmes: she’s dead and she can type faster then you
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Holmes: zzzz i’m falling asleep between im’s
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Holmes: oh sorry are you still talking?
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
Bklynzballer: cuz u are a fucking fag
(Bklynzballer got booted for IMing too fast)
schools out
OnlineHost: *** You are in “schools out”. ***
Holmes: sup
HeLLrAzOr: i just laughed at yours and daniels jokes
Bklynzballer: sure sure..
Bklynzballer: u sed he was a fag
Holmes: O.o i’m tellin daniel
Redfoxkid: i neva heard mike make fun of him it was u felix
Holmes: daniel’s my boy
Holmes: my dawg
Bklynzballer: william u protecting him
Bklynzballer: hahahahaha
HeLLrAzOr: no cuz its true u da lyer
Holmes: daniel will whoop your ass to grass and make you fall on your ass
Bklynzballer: man …me aron and tommy hav sum thing to do hehehehe
HeLLrAzOr: eh…
Bklynzballer: aron and tommy are ova.
Bklynzballer: mr. “HELL RAZOR” nice profile
Redfoxkid: who da hell is Holmes
Holmes: no way i heard aron biatch slapped tommy and tommy cried
Holmes: stfu don’t talk in that tone
HeLLrAzOr: i dont have 1 u lya
Bklynzballer: yes u do
Bklynzballer: it says location….
Bklynzballer: ……
Holmes: i will whoop you
HeLLrAzOr: so………
Bklynzballer: ::cough:: gay::cough::
Bklynzballer: tommy rote that
HeLLrAzOr: cough:: u fag::
Redfoxkid: who is Holmes
Holmes: hey tommy you got a cough
Holmes: SHUT UP
HeLLrAzOr: tommy is at your house?
Bklynzballer: so is aron..
Holmes: really
Bklynzballer: we all came wer goin to wendys now
HeLLrAzOr: good f u
Redfoxkid: bull shit
Bklynzballer: willy…shutup
Holmes: yeah will how many times do i have to tell you
Bklynzballer: how much u wanna bet..
HeLLrAzOr: u r a user
Bklynzballer: i used u mike for wut?
Redfoxkid: u jus wanna make people jealous
Bklynzballer: ure just mad wer not ure friend
Holmes: thats not cool
Bklynzballer: cuz u couldnt take daniels joke
HeLLrAzOr: no u used me 4 ma games and to hav friendz or u get da shit beatin out of u like in your old
Bklynzballer: i dont get it …daniel is the one who made up mikerreese..
HeLLrAzOr: skool
Bklynzballer: yea rite…who told u that..mike mineo??
HeLLrAzOr: no
Redfoxkid: u think ur better dan every one
Bklynzballer: hahahahahaha…
HeLLrAzOr: him and his cuz
Holmes: mikerreese..what a cool name i’m naming my kid that
HeLLrAzOr: u made dat up
Bklynzballer: dont worry…u kno
Holmes: yeah red i do
Bklynzballer: everyone in the older grades got the song that makes fun of you
Redfoxkid: u kno wat
Bklynzballer: so…
Bklynzballer: ahhaha
Holmes: shut up thats wat
Holmes: frickin punk
Holmes: i’m going to hunt you down
Redfoxkid: ha ha ha ha
HeLLrAzOr: holmes r u rory
Holmes: yeah
Holmes: why
HeLLrAzOr: is it true dat all da grades hav a song bout me?
Holmes: sorry can’t say shit like that
Holmes: secret
HeLLrAzOr: dan u do
Holmes: whatever
Holmes: will SHUT UP
Holmes: i’m outta this joint
HeLLrAzOr: i m sick of dis fuckin kid
Holmes: bye
#7648: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond
This took place on July 12, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: hey jason its tracy im at mikes house
davepoobond: oh. hi
davepoobond: how’s it goin?
Bklynzballer: good you?
davepoobond: all right.
Bklynzballer: mike is at the the bathroom
Bklynzballer: dont tell him but he has a small dick
davepoobond: oh. whats he doing
Bklynzballer: jerking
davepoobond: ha
Bklynzballer: lol..
Bklynzballer: but i gave him good sex
davepoobond: thats nice
davepoobond: dont you have your own sn that you go on?
Bklynzballer: yea but i wanted to talk mikes peepz
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: he still in the bathroom?
Bklynzballer: yup…
Bklynzballer: now i smell crap
davepoobond: dumps dont take that long, unless you havent taken one for 3 months
Bklynzballer: oo
Bklynzballer: i think thats wut happened
davepoobond: impossible
davepoobond: he would have exploded by the time he got to the bathroom today
Bklynzballer: ok hes out
davepoobond: ok
#7647: Bklynzballer -> Holmes
This took place on July 12, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: did u see me in school>?
Holmes: yes
Bklynzballer: i started a riot
Bklynzballer: mike…i think your hott…
Holmes: o
Bklynzballer: <—tracy
Bklynzballer: u have a tight butt
Bklynzballer: hows my butt?
Holmes: no comment
Bklynzballer: this is tracy not mike
Bklynzballer: im at miikes house
Holmes: oh
Holmes: i see
Bklynzballer: i know what u sed about me
Holmes: i thought you were talking to mike
Bklynzballer: u said i have a ass like a mule
Bklynzballer: even though mike thinks too
Holmes: yea
Bklynzballer: want a blow job>?
Bklynzballer: MIKE DOESNT CARE
Bklynzballer: hes in the bathroom now
Holmes: umm
Holmes: my moms right behind me
Holmes: thanks alot
Bklynzballer: no prob..
Bklynzballer: so u want or not?
Holmes: yeah come over my house
Holmes: NOW
Holmes: NOW
Bklynzballer: i want you to pork me like a dogg
Bklynzballer: woof woof.
Bklynzballer: mikes taking a shit
Holmes: did you pork him
Holmes: up the butt?
Bklynzballer: yup
Bklynzballer: he gott my butt
Bklynzballer: but keep it between me and you
Bklynzballer: he has a small dick
Bklynzballer: 6 inches
Bklynzballer: i hope u have bettr
Holmes: 15 inches
Bklynzballer: k..much better
Bklynzballer: mike was scared to f*** me
Holmes: ha
Holmes: jmikes such a pussy
Holmes: he’s so fucking gay
Bklynzballer: i told him i dont like rubber
Bklynzballer: hes like well i dunt want a baby
Holmes: i heard his dad raped him when he was young
Bklynzballer: yea ,,,its true.
Bklynzballer: i fucked his dad
Holmes: and his dad made him bend over while he spanked him
Bklynzballer: lol…seriously…
Bklynzballer: dont tell his mom..
Bklynzballer: im gunna fuck u like a hot dog
Bklynzballer: ask ure mom if she wants sumz?
Holmes: umm
Holmes: ok
Holmes: i’ll ask her
Bklynzballer: ok
Holmes: she said yes
Bklynzballer: sure my pleasure
Holmes: your a whore
Bklynzballer: exactly
Holmes: can i pay you 20 bucks to screw a shrew
Bklynzballer: sure
Holmes: ok
Holmes: screw one
Holmes: take pictures and send them to me
Holmes: well?
Holmes: any pictures yet?
Holmes: well?
Holmes: COME ON
Holmes: SCREW THAT SHREW GOOD
#7646: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond
This happened after the prior chat. This took place on July 10, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: yo lets leave
davepoobond: why
Bklynzballer: it sucks in ther
davepoobond: so
Bklynzballer: just leav
davepoobond: bye
Bklynzballer: bye
BKLYNS HOMIE8
This took place on July 10, 2001.
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OnlineHost: *** You are in “BKLYNS HOMIE8”. ***
Bklynzballer: that was streching her legs
BKLYNS HOMIE: Felix told me
Bklynzballer: yo jason
BKLYNS HOMIE: Jason
BKLYNS HOMIE: hi
BKLYNS HOMIE: ??
davepoobond: hi
Bklynzballer: wutup?
HeLLrAzOr: hey
Bklynzballer: u see holmes?
davepoobond: nothing
davepoobond: no
Bklynzballer: dang…he owes me my magazines..
BKLYNS HOMIE: Felix goe’s to St.Finbar
BKLYNS HOMIE: Baller
BKLYNS HOMIE: lol
Bklynzballer: we gunna jump ben?
Bklynzballer: o..did u get bongs?
davepoobond: he’s not a trampeline, we cant just go and bounce on people
BKLYNS HOMIE: ok
BKLYNS HOMIE: Michael
BKLYNS HOMIE: sucks
Bklynzballer: u going to ucon?
Bklynzballer: uconn?
BKLYNS HOMIE: jerk off
davepoobond: i’m going to UC
BKLYNS HOMIE: michael a.
Bklynzballer: oo
Bklynzballer: ashley has pimples like a dog
BKLYNS HOMIE: “Girls gone Wild”
Bklynzballer: yea…i wanna see that
Bklynzballer: aron arent u in that?
davepoobond: you should see the “Bare Wence Project”
davepoobond: its a stupid porno film
Bklynzballer: jay u got the bongs?
MDragon: yeah it sucks
BkLyNz LoCa: is this my sign to leave the chat?
Bklynzballer: anyways..
Bklynzballer: ::hands everyone a puerican flag::
XoBaByLoVeoX: wat sucks?
Bklynzballer: bare wence project
XoBaByLoVeoX: wat sucks?
BKLYNS HOMIE: I LIKE THE “BARE WENCH PROJECT”
BKLYNS HOMIE: tina and alma stay
MDragon: its so dumb..i saw it last night
MDragon: it sucks
BKLYNS HOMIE: “Ok,I told you the story,now she has to take off her top”
davepoobond: LOL
BKLYNS HOMIE: “You heard the guy show him your breast”
davepoobond: i gotta go bye
BKLYNS HOMIE: ::picks up top:
Bklynzballer: l8er jay
BKLYNS HOMIE: guy loser
OnlineHost: XoBaByLoVeoX has left the room.
BkLyNz LoCa: okay lets chaneg the sunject
BKLYNS HOMIE: bye*
Bklynzballer: k
Bklynzballer: school sucks
BKLYNS HOMIE: j/k
Bklynzballer53
This took place on July 8, 2001.
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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Bklynzballer53”. ***
OnlineHost: Bklynzballer has entered the room.
Bklynzballer: well…what am i?
Bklynzballer: black>
davepoobond: i told you i’m not gonna answer this question
Bklynzballer: if u dont answer me i wont be ure friend
Bklynzballer: just answer me
davepoobond: white
Bklynzballer: who is my biggest best friend
Bklynzballer: out of the whole school
davepoobond: what do you mean
Bklynzballer: like…who is my best pal that i always talk to in school
davepoobond: me?
davepoobond: i gotta go…
Bklynzballer: whos on?
davepoobond: no one, bye
Bklynzballer: l8er jay
#7643: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond
This took place on July 8, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: so…did u die?
Bklynzballer: i want the secret stash
Bklynzballer: hehehehe
davepoobond: nope, sorry
davepoobond: i’m still alive
Bklynzballer: we have to work together my man
Bklynzballer: just answer me this am i black or white?
davepoobond: you know
#7642: Bklynzballer -> Holmes
This took place on July 8, 2001
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Bklynzballer: wer u in school?
Holmes: no
Holmes: i smoked up
Holmes: shot up
Holmes: drank up
Holmes: and sniffed up
Holmes: oh man
Holmes: i’m wasted
Holmes: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Holmes: gghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Holmes: why is the sky spinning
Holmes: whos talking!
Holmes: WHAT THE HECK IS THE ELEPHANT DOING IN MY PANTS
Holmes: OMG it’s the milkman coming back to haunt me!
Holmes: THE BOOGIE MAN WANTS MY BRAINS
#7641: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond
This took place on July 8, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: u wer in school today
davepoobond: yeah so?
Bklynzballer: am i black?
davepoobond: ….
davepoobond: do you not know?
Bklynzballer: nope…
Bklynzballer: u must tell me
Bklynzballer: am i black or white….answer me
davepoobond: why?
davepoobond: you KNOW what you are
Bklynzballer: answer me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: i’m not gonna answer such a stupid question
Bklynzballer: if u dont answer uree gay
davepoobond: thats not possible
#7640: Bklynzballer -> MyLeftTesticle
This took place on July 8, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: this is mike
MyLeftTesticle: Hi Mike.
Bklynzballer: hey….yesterday u made fun of me
MyLeftTesticle: When?
Bklynzballer: yesterday
MyLeftTesticle: I don’t remember yesterday. All I remember was smoking a bowl and…Watching some TV.
#7639: Bklynzballer -> Holmes
This took place on July 8, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: so wer not friends
Holmes: yeah we are that wa smy friend before
Bklynzballer: oo
Bklynzballer: i didnt see u today
Holmes: yeah
Holmes: you know how it is
Holmes: ,marijuana and drugs get to your head
Holmes: so you skip school
Bklynzballer: yup
Bklynzballer: son…tracy gave me head this morning
Holmes: and do the macarena without pants in your living room listening to ricky martin and blasting it on loud making wierd funny noises, you know what i mean?
Holmes: she did? wow
Bklynzballer: really
Bklynzballer: then i dumped her
Holmes: wow
Holmes: that sucks
Bklynzballer: ben is getting jumped
Holmes: O.o
Holmes: cooool
Holmes: thats so col
Holmes: cool*
Bklynzballer: im gunna kick his fucking asss
Holmes: ouch
Bklynzballer: arent u his friend?
Holmes: yeah but friends beat up friends
Bklynzballer: right….like how i beat u up
Holmes: haven’t you heard the circle of friends rules?
Holmes: no
Bklynzballer: im the strongest in our class.
Holmes: uh huh
Bklynzballer: am i black?
Bklynzballer: u hav a pic of me?
Holmes: no
Bklynzballer: am i white?
Holmes: your blackinese
Bklynzballer: no im not
Bklynzballer:
Holmes: fine your really half colombian, half australian and half estupido
Bklynzballer: seriously…
Holmes: estupido is a southern russian town where few people come from
Holmes: i[‘m serious
#7638: Bklynzballer -> MyLeftTesticle
This took place on July 8, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: hey fag
MyLeftTesticle: Huh?
Bklynzballer: ready to die?
Bklynzballer: huh?
MyLeftTesticle: Why?
Bklynzballer: well?
MyLeftTesticle: Why am I going to die?
Bklynzballer: ure getting jumped
MyLeftTesticle: Why?
Bklynzballer: because u made me mad yesterday
MyLeftTesticle: What did I do?
Bklynzballer: this is ben right?
MyLeftTesticle: Yes.
Bklynzballer: u kno who this is?
MyLeftTesticle: Who?
Bklynzballer: mike from school
MyLeftTesticle: Um, I don’t think I know you.
#7637: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond
This took place on July 8, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: jason..u bens friend?
davepoobond: he’s a customer
davepoobond: i sell bongs to whoever wants them
Bklynzballer: and a fag
davepoobond: why do you think so?
Bklynzballer: dude….your my best friend
Bklynzballer: seriously…
davepoobond: seriously what?
Bklynzballer: ure my best friend
davepoobond: ok
Bklynzballer: am i ure best friend
davepoobond: i have lots of best friends
davepoobond: i guess you are too
Bklynzballer: well..im one of them
Bklynzballer: comeober
davepoobond: cant
Bklynzballer: dude…im makin buissness wit u
Bklynzballer: i need 2 bongs
davepoobond: i havent got anything to sell. i told you already