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#10304: stimpyismyname -> everclear311
stimpyismyname: do you like everclear/
everclear311: love them
stimpyismyname: cool
stimpyismyname: u like 311
stimpyismyname: ?
everclear311: yes yes i do
stimpyismyname: cool
everclear311: im everclears biggest fan
stimpyismyname: really??
stimpyismyname: biggest/
everclear311: yes
stimpyismyname: what about tom johnson
everclear311: no
everclear311: whos he
stimpyismyname: he burned his house for them, remember
stimpyismyname: then they gave him front row seats
stimpyismyname: did YOU ever burn your house down?
stimpyismyname: …for everclear
everclear311: no cuz im not an idiot
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: it was funny tho
everclear311: why the hell would i burn my house down for them
stimpyismyname: cause u like themm
stimpyismyname: REALLY like them
stimpyismyname: do it
stimpyismyname: i DARE you
everclear311: yeah well what would buring my house down do to show how much i like them
stimpyismyname: man, it just does
stimpyismyname: tom johnsons a smart guy
everclear311: no
stimpyismyname: phd in astrophsics
everclear311: who is he
stimpyismyname: hes that guy
stimpyismyname: but i think he might of died
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: so anyway
stimpyismyname: i was thinkin of starting a mail chain to honor tom johnson
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#10302: stimpyismyname -> PISSER1
stimpyismyname: WCW RULES
PISSER1: HELL yea
stimpyismyname: whos your favorite wrestler
PISSER1: dont have one
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: how about dildos
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: Howd u get this sn
stimpyismyname: the internet
PISSER1: righttttttttttt
stimpyismyname: haha….
stimpyismyname: jk
stimpyismyname: this is tom johnson
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: Oh hi
stimpyismyname: u remember me?
PISSER1: i dono no tom johnson
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: thats what i thought
stimpyismyname: eh…
stimpyismyname: i was on the news a whlie back…
PISSER1: eh..rofl
PISSER1: rightt
stimpyismyname: i dont really want to talk about that
stimpyismyname: kinda embarrasing looking back
PISSER1: oh, u were never on the news
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: cnn
PISSER1: we
stimpyismyname: excuse me/
PISSER1: whatever
stimpyismyname: ok
PISSER1: fine
stimpyismyname: pisser?
stimpyismyname: whats that mean
PISSER1: yes?
PISSER1: it has no meaning
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: just sounds cool
stimpyismyname: rolls off your tounge and such
PISSER1: Right, im sure it does
stimpyismyname: no i was askin you
stimpyismyname: whatever
PISSER1: lol
stimpyismyname: know whats weird/
PISSER1: wha
stimpyismyname: large cups from burger king dont fit in cupholders
stimpyismyname: butx large ones do
PISSER1: thats interesting
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: suuuuure is
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: indeed
PISSER1: so howd u really get my sn
stimpyismyname: have you heard Liquid Tension Experiment?
stimpyismyname: they’re cool
PISSER1: nope
stimpyismyname: yeah well
stimpyismyname: i made a couple stupid games
stimpyismyname: theyre on my site
stimpyismyname: www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: 😉
PISSER1: O:-)
PISSER1: im afraid to click that
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: ok
PISSER1: b.c my comp will freeze
stimpyismyname: its not about stinky beef or anything
PISSER1: lol i understand but still, better be safe
PISSER1: i dont want my comp to freeze
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: havin fun ON LINE
PISSER1: U TOO
stimpyismyname: YEA
stimpyismyname: my god
PISSER1: what?
stimpyismyname: this is boring
stimpyismyname: lol
PISSER1: shit i know
stimpyismyname: what are you doin
stimpyismyname: just aim?
PISSER1: well im on aol too, but i cant im ppl with that b.c i have a virus
stimpyismyname: lol
PISSER1: lol shut up
stimpyismyname: u cant restart or anything/
PISSER1: well if i do restart, im still going to have the virus!
stimpyismyname: aaah
stimpyismyname: well that sux
PISSER1: YES
stimpyismyname: does it only affect aol?
PISSER1: i miss aol
PISSER1: yea
PISSER1: thats why im on aim
stimpyismyname: heh
PISSER1: YEPPPPPPPPPPPPP, so what u doing
stimpyismyname: watchin land before time 7
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: my friend has the tv on
PISSER1: ROFL OMG
stimpyismyname: its so freakin gay
PISSER1: and ur friend is watching that?
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: hes an idiot
PISSER1: thats the one with the dinosaurs?
stimpyismyname: yeah
PISSER1: I watched the first one that came out. thats bout it.
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: i think i saw one
stimpyismyname: i dont really remember what happened
PISSER1: me either
PISSER1: brb…ice cream time.
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: im gonna get somethin
PISSER1: backk
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: hi
PISSER1: hey
stimpyismyname: so…
stimpyismyname: hows the ice cream
PISSER1: goood
stimpyismyname: nice
PISSER1: whats going on
stimpyismyname: nuthin
stimpyismyname: whyd u get warned
PISSER1: some boy warned me
PISSER1: dono
PISSER1: i got him back
stimpyismyname: ok
PISSER1: hows the movie goin
stimpyismyname: i dont know whats happening
PISSER1: lol
stimpyismyname: theyre goin to some rock
PISSER1: haha kool
stimpyismyname: boy
stimpyismyname: this is gret
PISSER1: boy
PISSER1: LOL
PISSER1: welllll….hmmmmmmm…….i finished my ice cream
stimpyismyname: took you a while
PISSER1: big cup
stimpyismyname: really big
stimpyismyname: and a small spoon
PISSER1: rofl
PISSER1: no
PISSER1: it was a regular spoo
PISSER1: n
PISSER1: spoon
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: well then
PISSER1: what
stimpyismyname: i dunnnno
stimpyismyname: my bros gonna talk to u
stimpyismyname: cuz i g2g go
stimpyismyname: bye
PISSER1: byee
#10299: stimpyismyname -> lita / davepoobond -> lita
stimpyismyname: helllllo
lita: hi
stimpyismyname: whats happenin
lita: nmu??
stimpyismyname: same…
lita: kool
stimpyismyname: havin fun online/
stimpyismyname: mmm hmmm
lita: 🙂
stimpyismyname: :-!
lita: lol
stimpyismyname: ok
lita: so…
stimpyismyname: you like…. stuff?
lita: yea
stimpyismyname: hah
stimpyismyname: cool
stimpyismyname: u like dildos
stimpyismyname: aha
stimpyismyname: ha…
stimpyismyname: im BORED
lita: me 2
stimpyismyname: so
stimpyismyname: do you?
lita: do i wat
stimpyismyname: like didlos
stimpyismyname: bye
stimpyismyname: heres my bro
lita: bye
lita: ok
lita: …
–
davepoobond gets on the computer.
–
davepoobond: i like dildos
davepoobond: i’m david johnson, just to tell you
lita: o
davepoobond: do you like dildos
#10298: grrlparty66104 -> stimpyismyname
grrlparty66104: hey, check out my site
stimpyismyname: ok!
stimpyismyname: hey hey hey!
stimpyismyname: is that YOU???!!
stimpyismyname: OMG!
stimpyismyname: CAN I HAVE YOUR #?
High Ho Diggity
a room. there are two men. one man (barney) is wearing a black trenchcoat. the other (billy joe bob bobert francisca fregadero sardine the 6th) is a very fat man wearing pink spandex.
billy joe: i want youto do this thingfor me. it is very important to my family.
barney: yeah, i see what i can do.
billy joe: you must! i die if this doesnt go well!!
barney: yeah, well, them’s the breaks.
billy joe: i die! don’t you see??
barney: gotta die sometime.
billy joe: but i’m only 10!
barney: yeah, but you gotta be at least 300 pounds!
billy joe: look, i’m payin you to do this, so just do it!
barney: fine.
alleyway. dark. barneyis singing a song he just made up.
barney: dum de dum dum. jus waitin for da guy i’m gonna KILLLLLLL with my flamethroWAH… (a pause) nah nah nah… (a pause) i’m hungry…
a guy walks bythe alley. he’s really old and fat.
barney: not so fast there victim!
guy: what?
barney: dieeeee!!! (uses flamethrower to kill the guy) yay, now i can go get my money!
back in the first room.
barney: ok i’m done, gimme my money!
billy joe: what are you talking about? and where have you been? you said you had to go to the bathroom.
barney:well, anyway, i still killed an old fat guy, so i want my money.
billy joe: what?
barney: the mission.
billy joe: i told you to open this can of beans!
barney: ……..so……..?
billy joe: argh, i crapped my pants.
barney: really? ewwww!! why?
billy joe: it’ something i do when i’m very angry.
barney: and you’re fat!
billy ooe: what does that have to do with anyth–
billy joe is cut off by barney’s flame thrower, which barney was using on billy joe. this is why billy joe stopped talking in the middle of a word.
stimpyismyname: im not done with this one….
(but who knows if it’ll actually get finished…?)
A Tale Of Two Sukas
act 1 scene 1
good evening. my name is mr. important. i will be the narrorator for this play you are now reading. (i say reading, because there is no way someone would actuallymake a play out of this.) our play opens in a nice green pasture that smells of feces. in it are two men, bubba the chartoff (the chartoff were an old race who first invented the modern computer, until they realized it was actually just a pile of feces thatwere very commmon at the time) and wendel, the cinnamon toast crunch guy.
bubba: its nice to see you again, wendel.
wendel: likewise, my dear chap.
bubba: i think its time we ditched this crap hole–
wendel: ah, feceshole would be more propper.
bubba: right, whatever, but this place sucks. it smells like cra– i mean feces allthe time, and we don’t even know where the frikken smell is comin from!!
wendel: yes, quite right.
bubba: so whadda say? wanna go to the city?
wendel: yes, i think its hightime we went medeval on these city slickers.
bubba: well, that, or we could get a steady job and save up for a nice house in the burbs…
(a pause)
wendel: are you gay?
bubba: no, i just thought we could talk to people and make some friends instead of just going medeval on anyone we meet.
wendel: yeah, maybe, but it doesn’t sound as fun.
bubba: we could play some more nes…
wendel: nah, i’m sickof duck hunt.
bubba: well we don’t have to play duck hunt. i’ve got over 300 games, WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO PLAY DUCK HUNT???
wendel: ….wanna play mario?
bubba: hell no! lets go to the city and kick some ass!
wendel: now yer talkin!
(fade out)
act 1 scene 2
music starts playing “how many people wanna kick some ass” (i’m sorry if you’ve never heard it.) while bubba and wendel “suit up”.
bubba: (singing) how many people wanna kick some ass?
wendel:(also singing) i do! i do!
Court Room Files Episode 2
Prologue
This is a script for a really boring court movie
Scene 1
Courtroom. There is a judge (Sally), a prosecutor (Bob) a defendant (Billy), and a jury (12 people)
Sally: Order, ORDER!!
Guard: All rise…for the pledge of allegiance!
Bob: Why are you laughing?!
Guard: ….
Billy: Answer his question!
Guard: ….
Jury #1: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR!! The defendant is clearly badgering the witness!
Sally: You’re not supposed to do that! Jury members don’t make objections!
Jury #1: I do what I want. ::Jumps out of the jury box and runs out of the courtroom::
Sally: Okay…so now we need another jury member.
Guard: Ooh, ooh! Me! MEEE!!!
Bob: Oh, so now you want to talk, huh?
Billy: Yeah, now, huh?
Bob: Shut up! I was talking! Have you no manners? ::starts crying::
Billy: Sorry…
Guard: So can I be a jury member or what?
Sally: Well, you sure can’t be a guard…
Guard: I’ll take that as a “yes!” ::dives into the jury box:: Hoo-Wah!!
Sally: Can we get on with this case? Is the prosecutor still crying?
Billy: I think I really hurt his feelings
Sally: Court will recess until tomorrow.
Billy: But I was gonna WIN!!!
Jury #2: I hate these court movies, they’re so boring.
Billy: Movie…?
Sally: Don’t worry about it…you wouldn’t understand
(fade out)
Scene 2
Courtroom.
Sally: Order! ORDER!! Okay, start the argument things.
Bob: I am here to prove that Billy’s client is guilty.
Billy: An I am paid to say that he isn’t
Sally: And where are your clients?
Bob: Umm…they couldn’t make it
Billy: They had reservations at Rocky Cola
Sally: Okay…well, I am a bit hungry myself, maybe I’ll go too. Court will recess until tomorrow
Guard: It’s tough work being on this jury. HAHAHA!!! Get it?!
Jury #3: Do you have to sit next to me?
Guard: HAHAHAHA-yes.
(fade out)
Scene 3
Courtroom.
Sally: This case is ending today!
Bob: That’s the spirit!
Billy: I guess…
Sally: Okay, prosecutor, present your evidence and stuff.
Bob: I don’t WANT to! ::runs out of the court room::
Sally: Fine. Jury, have you made a decision?
Jury #12: Yes. We feel the defendant is- ::Jury #12 spontaneously combusts::
Billy: Gasp! How do we know who won?!
Jury #11: The defendant is- ::he spontaneously combusts::
Sally: How strange… ::All jury members spontaneously combust:: I guess we’ll just have to wait for a sequel…
THE END
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(end)
A Bum and His Beer Bottle
Setting: Â A street suggests a curb. Â A bum is sitting on it. Â whee. Â I am a horse.
Boy: Â Hey mister bum!
Bum:  ::farts::  Hi kid  ::burp!::
Boy: Â You sure are fucked up. Â I bet you could use some money.
Bum: Â Mraph!
Boy: Â I’ve got 300 dollars! Â I’m gonna get some can-dah!
Bum: Â Get me some.
Boy: Â What?
Bum: Â I want some of the candy you get.
Boy: Â That’s not what you said.
Bum: Â Get me some.
Boy: Â I said – that’s not what you said
Bum: Â Mraph!!
Boy: Â What the hell was that?!
Bum: Â Go away
Boy: Â It’s a free country! Â AH HA HA HA!!!
(Bum throws a broken beer bottle at the boy’s crotch)
Boy: Â OW! Â #$#*$%@#*!!! Â YOU GET NO CANDY!!!
Gay Glasses
stimpyismyname (wearing glasses): Gay Glasses
(stimpyismyname takes off the glasses)
stimpyismyname: beautiful, sleek….gay, owned…..by dave
(end)
#8553: JeRzIe GaL12 -> stimpyismyname
JeRzIe GaL12: hey
stimpyismyname: whos this
stimpyismyname: bah, get a life
JeRzIe GaL12: the girl u just talked on coke
JeRzIe GaL12: u dont rem
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: yeah right
JeRzIe GaL12: im chinwebaby12
stimpyismyname: ok
JeRzIe GaL12: accept
stimpyismyname: why
stimpyismyname: no thats crayzay
JeRzIe GaL12: y
JeRzIe GaL12: so wat u like in agirl
stimpyismyname: i like her to have big tits and be a slut
stimpyismyname: hows that
Speed Cookie 2 (PC) Review
Developer: Stenners
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Overview:
Just like Speed Cookie. It’s pacman but you go fast (speed) and it has nothing to do with cookies (cookie) get it? Speed Cookie. The point of the game is to get to the star thing without hitting the monster things. By the way, some help files just crack me up, so i put a lot of stuff from this one in here.
Background Story (from the help file):
“After Speed Cookie escaped from monster isle he was captured and was put into a lab for experiments. Speed Cookie then was made to drink a potion wich made him flash colours now hes pissed and wants revenge. He bit the mad scientist Speed Cookie then got thrown to the floor and then the mad scientists dog cud went to eat him he then took it away from the dog but the dog was crazy to get him. The scientist was intreeged and was thinking maybe was the taste of speed cookie that the dog wanted to eat him so much. So he rubbed speed cookie with a cloth and the gave it to the dog the dog ate the cloth as qucik as it got given to him. He then started to talk about speed cookie being killed for him to extract the dna and to make him dog food.One night Speed Cookie tried to escape but was confrunted by huge bacteria all of wich are menercinig and trying to stop Speed Cookie. Can you help him escape from the biological lab or will he be dicepeepted and made as new dog food.”
Graphics:
The pac man flashes all the time… I don’t know if thats better or worse than just yellow… I’m gonna say worse cause it’s annoying… sort of.
Sound:
Well… I don’t remember any… lets see… ok there’s two sounds. The first is the cookie exploding sound in the intro (thats the only time I saw cookies..) and the “ugh!” sound when you hit the star. According to the help file, “You have to guide speed cookie to the warp star why dose he say uegh you ask he hates the taste lodged into his mouth.”
Gameplay:
It’s pretty hard to avoid the monsters or “bacteria” as he calls them… I have to put another quote in here about the monsters, “Sucjh as the bacteria from the first game and the all new pain haiting bacterai when he hits the wall he slows down but after a while he flips and gose faster then before.”
Crappiest Part:
How it doesn’t “Snap to a grid” and the monsters act kinda screwy.
Overall Score:
It was a good effort I guess.. I think it needs a better idea, but I liked how he puts all this backstory into a stupid game of avoiding monsters.. I also noticed that there weren’t any “fake exits” to the levels like in the first one… oh well maybe I didn’t play long enough.
4/10
Sims Online, The (PC) Review
Please note that this is based on the test play version of The Sims Online
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The Sims. Great game, huh? well not really, but apparently everyone else thinks so. Anyways, going online is the next “logical” step, right? Well it might be good if they just made the game multiplayer. That’s what we thought it would be, right? Well it’s really not even the same game. There’s no point in getting skill points. They kind of help you get more money (get to that later), but the money’s not important. Who wants to design a house? It’s boring! Then you have roommates.. That was a good idea, but one always stays on 24/7 and then when you go back on he’s got perfect stats and he’s ben breaking the pinata all bight and bought 5 pizza makers and is raking in all the profits and tells you to give him all your money or he’ll kick you out of the house!! Eh… this isn’t going too well.. I’m gonna organize this into liitle sections..
presentation:
Actually ok, but kinda buggy. it’s got a whole interface for “email” and “instant messages”. Good ideas. I like the whole city idea, where you live in a …city…ok, it’s not too innovative, but I was impressed.
graphics:
whatever! screw it, you all have seen the sims. what i didn’t like is you can’t make your own skins or import them from websites (If you can, then you’re the only one that sees the difference).
sound:
Sucks! I hate the Sims sounds! you have to buy a radio to hear any music, and when you do, you feel like you’re listening to ‘Hit Clips’! Sucks! I hate the retarded “language” the sims have. “blah bloo blee blah?” “Bloo! Bloo! Ble ba ba be bo te!” Shut the hell up! And that tv pisses me off too. another hit clips piece of crap. It shows thes static images of a guy holding a sausage. It’s supposed to be “horror”. I hate it how you can only hear stuff when you’re looking at it, too.
gameplay:
This is the suckkiest part. THIS GAME HAS NO POINT. To me, it seems like the whole object of the game is to get money to buy crappy items that have minigames that you can WATCH your sims play. And “going to work” is the biggest load of crap i ever played. there are three jobs that actually pay good because they’re the interactive ones.
1) pizza maker- This thing blows. ok, theres four people around a table. they each have three ingredients. they might be different sizes, or different altogether. the goal is for everyone to put the right ingredient and size onto the pizza so they are all the same size and it has three required ingredients. Whoppie. You get more money for making a bigger pizza, so of course everyone puts on a large ingredient as soon as they get one. most often the pizza comes out as a charred mess. you can talk to each other during it, too. the typical pizza goes something like this:
Guy1: I got a med doh, sml sauce, and lrg anchovies
Guy2: ss, ss, sc
Guy3: I got cheese!
Guy4: No, I got cheese! I already put it in!
Guy1: what the hell! we don’t even know what size we’re making!
Guy2: Fukin noob!
Guy3: I call cheese!
Guy4: I already did that! you can’t put in two of the same thing!
Guy1: come on guys! guy4, what size did you do?
Guy3: you can’t do cheese cause i just put mine in!
Guy4: I PUT MINE IN FIRST!!
Guy2: Burn it!
Guy1: no! come on! i really need the money! dammit!
but since everyones rushing, it goes more like:
Guy1: md ss la
Guy2: ss ss sc
Guy3: cheese
Guy4: cheese is in
Guy3: cheese in
Guy2: noob! burn!
Guy1: dammit!
my point is it sucks ass. all the jobs are basically the same thing. it basically boils down to a chat program.
conclusion:
for a $50 game and $10 a month, it isn’t worth it. download ninjawalk or something.
Or better yet, since you like the sims so much, buy all the damn expansion packs they keep pulling out thier ass.
overall score: 4/10
Resilience
