Hell – n. where women were created
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hegedesh
hegedesh – n. a dead clown
;} a clown zombie
heetetel
heetetel – v. to eat a piece of wood with poo on it
heelitch
heelitch – n. an itch on the heel of your foot. You can’t do much to stop the itch because the skin is too tough for your fingers to get through. The best way to stop this irritating scenario is to rub your bare heel on concrete bricks located on the outside of your house.
Ex. The worst case for “heelitch” is while you’re driving, or when you are in a public setting where you cannot just take off your shoes and start itching your stinky feet!
hedo
hedo – v. to wrestle a bear, naked
heben
heben – Ebonics. ebonics for “heaven”
heapx
heapx – v. to leave a Jenna Jameson porno in your VCR for a solid month
headjob
headjob – n. oral sex
heade
heade – n. a 4+ hole puncher
head
head – n. blowjob
;} one of the few things some girls are good for
;} oral sex given from a girl to a guy. Girls should not use this word when descibring a guy giving oral sex to them or a girl giving oral sex to them, it sounds horrible.
Ex. Sharon Turner gives lousy head. Good thing she takes it up the ass.
haynie
haynie – n. a comet that ends up crashing on you
hayek
hayek – n. a carrot-like vegetable that comes from a can.
haventoblua
haventoblua – n. an arse sucking poofter
Ex. The haventoblua was eating chimp arse while fucking an apple.
;} v. to eat an apple while sucking someone’s arse.
Havana Omelet
Havana Omelet – n. a load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo-cough with an astaire <see escapee, camo-cough, and astaire>
haugeerf
haugeerf – n. a poor fat skank you licks her nipples and sucks her toes with jelly and penis cream also while thinking “I really wish Matt was here”