jassu – n. what you say to someone who sneezed while masturbating
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jass
jass – n. a three string bass guitar
Jasper Tan
Jasper Tan – n. a guy who digs his nose, shits on his pants, and eats it all up.
Ex. Stop being a Jasper Tan! He is so damn gay!
jasond
jasond – n. a smelly mom with no pants
jashfik
jashfik – n. a gay store display
jarmia
jarmia – n. a midget nurse slapping a guy sleeping in a chair
jargogle
jargogle – v. to befuddle
;} to mess up
Ex. I jargogled this song in Guitar Hero.
janusek
janusek – v. to draw a line down someone’s head to make it look like a butt
janspo
janspo – n. a pile of eyelash hair
janrifk
janrifk – v. to chase after wasps with a shoe in a classroom that is taking finals
jank
jank – n. 2 cars humping each other (usually used as a comparative word for things actually having sex)
Ex. Man, those 2 fat people having sex looks like a jank
janetti
janetti – n. an ant race
jampro
jampro – n. a bowel movement performed by Satan.
Ex. I haven’t seen anything so hideous since the jampro of ’66. You can’t spell pro without jampro….
jameteca
jameteca – n. the happy goodness of all Jamaicans (cause they can smoke pot, legally)
James Otis
James Otis – n. a great patriot leader, because he went insane. He made a slogan that rhymes which was “No taxation without representation.” He was also a lawyer, writer, and a speaker. In 1771, he had a lot of fun by walking down the streets of Boston and firing pistols at people and breaking windows.