Uncle Ted – n. a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees
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unblunk
unblunk – adj. to be allergic to rooms with Kleenex
unbirthday
unbirthday – n. every day that isn’t your birthday
umva
umva – n. a water bottle full of brown wood polish
umass
umass – n. a 3 piece or more bathing suit
UM
UM – Acronym. acronym for Unibrow Men
Ultimate Crack
Ultimate Crack – n. a more appropriate name for the Grand Canyon
ullsca
ullsca – Klingon. the Klingon word for a queer named blowthetoad.
Ex. Those klingons sure have a word for everything don’t they!?
ulian
ulian – n. a sex organ that only pentasexuals have. It basically looks like a green rectangular block about 2 x 2 inches, and its on the sides of your legs. They usually come in couples <see pentasexual>
uihthoh
uihthoh – adj. visibly firm. Opposite to taparacagna <see taparacagna>
ujiolopin
ujiolopin – v. to stand on top of a toilet seat while urinating.
Ex. I caught Jimmy ujiolopining, it was nasty.
U.I.V.
U.I.V. – Acronym. acronym for Untrained Intelligent Varfbex <see varfbex>
uioea
uioea – n. a lamp that eats farts and pisses shit. Also known as Saddam Hussein
uhoto
uhoto – n. a triangle with more than 180 degrees
UHO
UHO – Acronym. acronym for Undelicious Hibiscus Ostrich, a pastry