The Squackle Quiz You must turn on your headlights… April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment You must turn on your headlights ____ minutes after sunset and leave them on until ____ minutes before sunrise. 60/60 30/30 20/20 Yesterday/Now View Results Loading ... The correct answer is B. Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Which do you think is cozier? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment Which do you think is cozier? The luxurious feel of a down comforter on a cold winter night A scratchy-feeling woolen blanket A big-boobed lady ready to go down A big-dicked gangster ready to go wool View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Did you ever have an opportunity to assassinate an annoying boy band? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment Did you ever have an opportunity to assassinate an annoying boy band? Yes No View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Have you ever led a stampede? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment Have you ever led a stampede? Yes No Only once at a high school pep rally. I plead the fifth. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Do you have the cell phone blues? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment Do you have the cell phone blues? I have the cell phone reds. The what now? I'd hit that. Ow... my balls! View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz You have $2. Do you have enough to buy a sand toy? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment You have $2. Do you have enough to buy a sand toy? What kind of sand toy? Wink wink. Only the sand. I am confused. Toys are for babies. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Do you eat bugs? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment Do you eat bugs? Yes No View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Do old people run faster than you? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment Do old people run faster than you? Yes No View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Have the main course and beverage been served? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment Have the main course and beverage been served? Remember, don’t use dead constructions, they’re bad for your writing stuff. Discontino! Discontino! Discontino! Discontino! Discontino! Discontino! Discontino! Discontino! Discontino! Discontino! I wear condoms when I masturbate. Lotion. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Is the odor coming from the biology lab or the cafeteria? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment Is the odor coming from the biology lab or the cafeteria? Biology lab Cafeteria View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Has one of your bicycles disappeared? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment Has one of your bicycles disappeared? How do you know that? Why, all 5 have!! You mind your own freakhole! View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Were, Do, or Have? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment Were, Do, or Have? Were Do Have What? View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz How does Camille know that? April 21, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment How does Camille know that? She is my confidant. How does she know I know what? Do you know what I do know for her to tell her what I know so that she knows that? That which is life, has none. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
Quotes Quote #22240 April 20, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment “Soon after takeoff, the plane suddenly shit.” – davepoobond Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
Quotes Quote #22238 April 20, 2012 davepoobond Leave a comment “I hate the costumes, but she ate them.” – davepoobond Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr