oigoun – v. to take a picture of yourself naked in a bathtub full of water
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aller
aller – v. to look at a ballerina’s ass
oarn
oarn – v. to eat a watermelon slice bigger than your head
ugof
ugof – v. to put fish hooks onto a street or road
fogu
fogu – v. to hold onto a balloon’s string in your mouth
fugo
fugo – v. to hold a balloon in your mouth and shake your head around
osampa
osampa – n. a lady over 45 that still breast feeds
hazunvia
hazunvia – v. to get married in a grassy meadow in the middle of nowhere
hazun
hazun – v. to get married without a priest
gallet
gallet – n. a chair used as a table
treemint
treemint – n. a tree-flavored mint
tresmin
tresmin – v. to have a stoned happyface-look, while in a sink full of water and soap
blomquist
blomquist – n. a car that has strobe lights instead of headlights, playing the village people, and you see everything in frames when it comes near. Its painted like a disco tile floor all neon colors like orange, pink and yellow and the guy driving it looks like Elvis, and theres a disco ball in the car, which gives off the strobe lights off everywhere. It has the liscense plate “DISCOKNG” and on the front hood it says “DISCO IS NOT DEAD”
izcum
izcum – n. a candle in a jar
ramismo
ramismo – n. a car that has strobe lights instead of headlights