blowthetoad: you cant be james bond
blowthetoad: he’s older than 17
blowthetoad: you cant be james bond
blowthetoad: he’s older than 17
blowthetoad: black brotha, kneehole pants
blowthetoad: g2h
blowthetoad: misfits, twilight zone, R-A-M-O-N-E-S
blowthetoad: !!!!!!
blowthetoad: >:o>:o
davepoobond: and the pirate will lead us to heaven!
KaosAngel: what!?
davepoobond: what
davepoobond: if there’s a bustle in your headstrong, don’t you be alone now
davepoobond: yes there are 2 paths you can go on, but in the long run
davepoobond: there’s still time to change the road youre on
davepoobond: and it makes me wonder
davepoobond: ahhhhhhhhhh
davepoobond: do you know that song
KaosAngel: brb
davepoobond: get a load of this. this was on the Copyright Office’s FAQ page:
davepoobond:
How do I protect my sighting of Elvis? Copyright law does not protect sightings. However, copyright law will protect your photo (or other depiction) of your sighting of Elvis. Just send it to us with a form VA application and the $30 filing fee. No one can lawfully use your photo of your sighting, although someone else may file his own photo of his sighting. Copyright law protects the original photograph, not the subject of the photograph.
TBomb: hm.
davepoobond: funny huh
TBomb: it does not protect the subject of the photo
TBomb: psh.. sighting of elvis
TBomb: HAHA
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: took a while man
TBomb: well u could make up the photo and say taht u saw him
davepoobond: sure
davepoobond: it doesnt really matter
TBomb: u should do dat
TBomb: put it in ur site
davepoobond: you’re copyrighting the photo though
davepoobond: not what it is of
TBomb: ya
davepoobond: if i took a picture of my comp it would be no more special than a picture of elvis
TBomb: HAHA
davepoobond: Welcome to the club, You Belong
davepoobond: where you can be who you want to be and do what you want to do
davepoobond: club K Swiss
Phoenix: club K Swiss?!?
davepoobond: of course!
davepoobond: a place where you can hang together, and stand apart
davepoobond: and do what you want to do, no limits
davepoobond: you belong.
davepoobond: =-O
davepoobond: it was on a book cover
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: all that i said
davepoobond: and the “of course!”
davepoobond: except that
Phoenix: weird…
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: damn polish company
davepoobond: ….or is it swiss
davepoobond: lights and i cant be safe
davepoobond: tides that i try to swim againt
davepoobond: against
davepoobond: blahdy blahdy
davepoobond: boy i’m bored
TBomb: wats dat song
davepoobond: cold play – clocks
TBomb: really?
TBomb: hm..
davepoobond: yeah
TBomb: i never really listened closely to the lyrics
davepoobond: well you SHOULD
TBomb: AHHA
TBomb: that song gets boring after a while tho
davepoobond: you never know when you might have to sing that song
TBomb: HAHAHAHAH
davepoobond: wtf are you talkin about! the piano makesit all the more exciting
davepoobond: dooba dooba doobaaa dooba dooba dunna dunna dunna
davepoobond: DUNNANUNUNUNA NUNUNANANA
TBomb: it repeats over and over
davepoobond: so
TBomb: so it gets boring
davepoobond: fine then
davepoobond: ass
TBomb: HAHAHA
stimpyismyname: whats r0x0r
davepoobond: leet for “rocks”
stimpyismyname: ooooook
stimpyismyname: weeeeellll
stimpyismyname: i gotz ta go
stimpyismyname: oook
davepoobond: laterz
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: damn rain
stimpyismyname: why
davepoobond: just damn it
stimpyismyname: oh ok
stimpyismyname: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/subliminal.html
davepoobond: that was kinda freaky
stimpyismyname: dpm
davepoobond: ?
stimpyismyname: don’t talk to me cuntsock
davepoobond: uhh ok
stimpyismyname: it says you’ve been online for 12 days
davepoobond: ….wtf
stimpyismyname: weeeeeiiird
davepoobond: no it doesnt
davepoobond: it says 2 minutes
stimpyismyname: does for me
stimpyismyname: 12 days 3 hours 14 minutes
davepoobond: are you sure its not on another name
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: who cares
stimpyismyname: its just weird
davepoobond: whateve
davepoobond: i just killed a moth with my super fast reflexes
TBomb: really?
davepoobond: oh yeah
davepoobond: clapped it between my muscular hands
TBomb: i dont like getting near “things”
TBomb: bugs
TBomb: and creepy crawlers
davepoobond: i’da done it with my pecs
TBomb: HAHA
davepoobond: but it was too high up
TBomb: muscurlar hands
TBomb: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
davepoobond: how was your report card
TBomb: it was good
davepoobond: gpa
TBomb: haha
TBomb: 4.3
davepoobond: woweeee
TBomb: muAHHAHAH
davepoobond: i got a 3.00
TBomb: really?
davepoobond: yeah
TBomb: i’d hate to get dat
TBomb: HAHAHAHHAHA
TBomb: i win!
davepoobond: 🙁
TBomb: 🙁
davepoobond: it was the best gpa i’ve ever gotten
TBomb: sure…
davepoobond: it is
TBomb: are you proud of urself?
davepoobond: actually yes
davepoobond: its the first time i’ve ever gotten straight bs
TBomb: wow
TBomb: actually 4.3 is the highest i got
TBomb: last yr it was like 3.5
davepoobond: smart ass
davepoobond: think you’re sooo much better than the rest of us 3.00ers
TBomb: HAHA
TBomb: :-):-):-D
davepoobond: wouldn’t that be great if there were scholarships for guys named david that ran a site called squackle
TBomb: HAHA
davepoobond: and who’s house smells like a skunk now
TBomb: HAHAHAH
davepoobond: UGGHHH
TBomb: are you gonna put the site thingy in ur file thingy?
TBomb: wats dat thing called
TBomb: DAMMIT!!
TBomb: like all ur awards and crap go in “the file”
davepoobond: ………eh?
TBomb: pro-something
TBomb: or maibne not
davepoobond: profile?
TBomb: no
davepoobond: college application?
TBomb: the thing we did in junior high
davepoobond: psychiatric admittance form?
TBomb: HAHA
davepoobond: personal porfolio?
TBomb: YES
TBomb: portfolio
davepoobond: i dont have one of those…
TBomb: pro, por watever
davepoobond: the Donnas are sooooo good
TBomb: take it off?
TBomb: HAHAHAHAHHA
TBomb: i dont like dat song
davepoobond: hell yeah man
davepoobond: ah comon
davepoobond: comon and take it off
TBomb: are they new?
davepoobond: TAKE IT OFF!
davepoobond: take it off baby for meeee
davepoobond: that song is, i dont think they are
TBomb: ok
davepoobond: i’ve heard of them before i think
TBomb: :-):-)
TBomb: o
davepoobond: another good band is simple plan
davepoobond: cause they’d do anything
davepoobond: just to hold you in their arms
TBomb: ya
TBomb: i heard
davepoobond: and to fall asleep with you
TBomb: HAHAHAHA
davepoobond: dunununu!
TBomb: dunu?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: the main riff
TBomb: o
TBomb: dunununu
TBomb: i get it
davepoobond: wooooowwwwuuuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhhh
davepoobond: guess what that is
davepoobond: you may think it is the guitar solo, but its really the singer
davepoobond: cause that’s what he sounds like
davepoobond: a guitar….solo…
davepoobond: …..
TBomb: huh?
TBomb: wowuah
davepoobond: yeah
blowthetoad uses a screen name davepoobond hasn’t seen before.
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blowthetoad: Hey can I join Squackle.?
davepoobond: stop asking, i know its you
blowthetoad: Who is me?
blowthetoad: blowthetoad? nah
blowthetoad: not me
blowthetoad: i thought you only accepted those who you knew in real life
davepoobond: i never said anything about him
blowthetoad: and Holmes…….
blowthetoad: you dont know him in real life
davepoobond: i never said anything about btt
blowthetoad: btt?
blowthetoad: when i was like 12……
blowthetoad: yeah 12…
blowthetoad: i asked why i was a poop troop
blowthetoad: you said “cuz squackle members are people we know in real life”
davepoobond: i dont need to explain myself to you
blowthetoad: =-O
blowthetoad: haha, remember when i talked to your mom?
blowthetoad: she was like “why can’t you have a civil conversation?”
blowthetoad: then thats the last i’ve ever talked to you
davepoobond: oh wow
davepoobond: is that supposed to be funny
blowthetoad: this was your old font
blowthetoad: aaaah the good days
blowthetoad: NOW SHUT UP
blowthetoad: if it was funny i would have said ‘lol’
blowthetoad: im here to try out for the poop troops
davepoobond: there are no more poop troops
davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talking about
blowthetoad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
blowthetoad: all this training….
blowthetoad: for what?
davepoobond: well, you didnt die, like you were supposed to
blowthetoad: ooh…
blowthetoad: hold ond
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He signs onto a different screen name.
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blowthetoad: hi, i would like to join the poop troops
davepoobond: i told you, no more poop troops
blowthetoad: you fucking nazi, dont lie to me
blowthetoad: https://www.squackle.com/IMs/blowthetoad/davepoobond3.shtml
blowthetoad: when did i do that?
blowthetoad: WAIT
blowthetoad: no
blowthetoad: thats not me
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He signs back onto his first screen name.
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blowthetoad: https://www.squackle.com/IMs/blowthetoad/davepoobond3.shtml
blowthetoad: okay, yeah
blowthetoad: thats me
blowthetoad: when did i do that?
davepoobond: i dont care to remember
davepoobond: but do you think i make that shit up
blowthetoad: it’s a small possibility…..
blowthetoad: hey, atleast update my age
blowthetoad: im now 14, uhthankyou
davepoobond: not to me your not
blowthetoad: well thats slimy bullshit
blowthetoad: whats the diff between jesus and a pic of jesus?
blowthetoad: a pic of jesus takes only one nail to hang
blowthetoad: *insert drum sound here*
davepoobond: boy thats funny
blowthetoad: yeah, it’s swell aint it?
blowthetoad: did your mom learn to breakdance yet?
blowthetoad: breakdancing: invented by a black person trying to steal a hubcap from a moving car
davepoobond: angela
davepoobond: angela!!!
Auto response from Sk8Godezz: Am i the star beneath the stairs? Am i the ghost upon the stage? Am i your anything?
davepoobond: oooh you like AFI
Sk8Godezz: hi whos this?
davepoobond: dave
Sk8Godezz: dave who?
davepoobond: poobond
davepoobond: whos this
davepoobond: oh yeah
davepoobond: angela
davepoobond: haha
Sk8Godezz: Angela…
Sk8Godezz: yeah, where do i kno u from?
davepoobond: yeah, you saw me in the magazines
davepoobond: remember
davepoobond: seventeen weekly
Sk8Godezz: no
davepoobond: they send out seventeen different magazines a week
davepoobond: helloooo
Sk8Godezz: nope i have no clue who u r
davepoobond: well
davepoobond: i better talk to my agent
Sk8Godezz: do u go to my school or sumthing?
davepoobond: cause he said everyone under the age of 872 would know me
Sk8Godezz: ooh lol…nope
davepoobond: no, i dropped out of school 5 years ago
davepoobond: in 89
Sk8Godezz: o
davepoobond: y’know, 1989
Sk8Godezz: have i seen u before?
davepoobond: i told you
davepoobond: i’m on seventeen magazines
Sk8Godezz: i dont get those tho
davepoobond: well
davepoobond: you’re a deprived and abused child then
davepoobond: cause EVERYONE gets those
davepoobond: pshh
davepoobond: pshh
davepoobond: even my maid does, and he’s a man
Sk8Godezz: but i dont even want them
davepoobond: WHY THE HELL NOT
davepoobond: THEY SMELL SO GOOD
davepoobond: and its like soft core porn half the time
Sk8Godezz: i dont really like them
davepoobond: soft core porn?
Sk8Godezz: nope 😀
davepoobond: how about hard core
Sk8Godezz: nah
davepoobond: dammit this stupid bitch warned me to 49%!
davepoobond: urrrrghhh
Sk8Godezz: who warned u?
davepoobond: Licmytushi
Sk8Godezz: lol
davepoobond: 99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
davepoobond: panic bells its a red alert
Sk8Godezz: 🙂
As of this week, this Squackle-blog has passed 21,000 hits.
As of today, there are around 9700 posts of Squackle-y goodness for the Internet to enjoy.
Thank you to the search engines for bloating my hits, and hello to the few real people that may stumble across the bloodninja IMs I posted.
A few more comments from actual people have been left, too, so I’m actually excited about the possibility of people actually interacting with my web site. Why won’t more people leave comments? :B
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
A: Because her father is Janet Reno.