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#10545: davepoobond -> Sk8Godezz

davepoobond: angela

davepoobond: angela!!!

Auto response from Sk8Godezz: Am i the star beneath the stairs? Am i the ghost upon the stage? Am i your anything?

davepoobond: oooh you like AFI

Sk8Godezz: hi whos this?

davepoobond: dave

Sk8Godezz: dave who?

davepoobond: poobond

davepoobond: whos this

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: angela

davepoobond: haha

Sk8Godezz: Angela…

Sk8Godezz: yeah, where do i kno u from?

davepoobond: yeah, you saw me in the magazines

davepoobond: remember

davepoobond: seventeen weekly

Sk8Godezz: no

davepoobond: they send out seventeen different magazines a week

davepoobond: helloooo

Sk8Godezz: nope i have no clue who u r

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: i better talk to my agent

Sk8Godezz: do u go to my school or sumthing?

davepoobond: cause he said everyone under the age of 872 would know me

Sk8Godezz: ooh lol…nope

davepoobond: no, i dropped out of school 5 years ago

davepoobond: in 89

Sk8Godezz: o

davepoobond: y’know, 1989

Sk8Godezz: have i seen u before?

davepoobond: i told you

davepoobond: i’m on seventeen magazines

Sk8Godezz: i dont get those tho

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: you’re a deprived and abused child then

davepoobond: cause EVERYONE gets those

davepoobond: pshh

davepoobond: pshh

davepoobond: even my maid does, and he’s a man

Sk8Godezz: but i dont even want them

davepoobond: WHY THE HELL NOT

davepoobond: THEY SMELL SO GOOD

davepoobond: and its like soft core porn half the time

Sk8Godezz: i dont really like them

davepoobond: soft core porn?

Sk8Godezz: nope 😀

davepoobond: how about hard core

Sk8Godezz: nah

davepoobond: dammit this stupid bitch warned me to 49%!

davepoobond: urrrrghhh

Sk8Godezz: who warned u?

davepoobond: Licmytushi

Sk8Godezz: lol

davepoobond: 99 red balloons floating in the summer sky

davepoobond: panic bells its a red alert

Sk8Godezz: 🙂

#10541: davepoobond -> Licmytushi

davepoobond: is this koko lala of las vegas nevada?

Licmytushi: wow should i be surprised

davepoobond: why do you ask that

Licmytushi: who is this??

davepoobond: its not like i looked at your directory and saw your name and where you lived

Licmytushi: ok,well who is this

davepoobond: dave

Licmytushi: no kidding

Licmytushi: and last name

Licmytushi: how doy ou kno me

davepoobond: i dont KNowoWW

Licmytushi: wow ok then

Licmytushi: byebye

davepoobond: hihi

Licmytushi: byebye again

davepoobond: hihi again

Licmytushi: no really who is this

Licmytushi: ??

davepoobond: dave

davepoobond: i told you

davepoobond: do you want an address

davepoobond: geez

davepoobond: what do you expect for people to say when you say “who is this”

Licmytushi: nope not really ,but why are you talkin to me

davepoobond: cause

Licmytushi: i want a last name and how you kno me when i say that

davepoobond: poobond

Licmytushi: haha funny last name

davepoobond: as per the screen name

Licmytushi: your moms really creative

davepoobond: yeah well

davepoobond: its been in the family for generations

davepoobond: what can i say

davepoobond: we have a coat of arms and everything

davepoobond: its just a big bucket overflowing with crap

Licmytushi: who would marry a guy named poobond??let meask you that

davepoobond: most of them have been females

Licmytushi: ok then

Licmytushi: wow exactly at 5 :05

davepoobond: its 2:05 for me

davepoobond: what are you talking about

Licmytushi: haha

davepoobond: eastern folk are so weird

davepoobond: its like they’re living in the future

Licmytushi: where do you live

davepoobond: hell

Licmytushi: yea sure

Licmytushi: ok whatever

Licmytushi: bye

davepoobond: hi

Licmytushi: hi and bye see ya

Licmytushi: never

davepoobond: hi again

davepoobond: forever

Licmytushi: leave me alone

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: don’t talk to me

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: cause your annoying

davepoobond: :'(

Licmytushi: happy

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: cause i said so

davepoobond: y

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: not talking to you as of now

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: y should i tell you y

davepoobond: cuz i said y

Licmytushi: i said y for your y

davepoobond: y\

Licmytushi: y yyyyyy

davepoobond: but YYYYYYY

Licmytushi: y to your y to your yyy’s

davepoobond: did you blow the moon?

Licmytushi: so soon

davepoobond: BABY YOU’RE ALL THAT I WANT

davepoobond: WHEN YOU’RE LYIN HERE IN MY ARMS

davepoobond: I’M FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE

davepoobond: WE’RE IN HEAVENNNNN

Licmytushi: stop breakin out into song

davepoobond: AND LOVE IS ALL THAT I NEED AND I FOUND IT THERE IN YOUR HEART

Licmytushi: it wasn’t meant to be

davepoobond: IT ISN’T TOO HARD TO SEE

davepoobond: WE’RE IN HEAVENNNNNNN

davepoobond: we’re in heaven

Licmytushi: shutup

davepoobond: doo bee doo be doo ba doo bee da doo

I get warned to 39%.

I warn her to 35%.

davepoobond: that wasn’t worth it was it

Licmytushi: huh

I get warned to 49%.