Q: What does a pig write with?
A: An oink pen.
Q: What does a pig write with?
A: An oink pen.
davepoobond: i saw something pretty weird like 20 min. ago
davepoobond: i was at OSH turning in a job application, and i parked next to this ford excursion, and i notice that the door handle is hanging off the door
davepoobond: and then i see this dirty looking guy with a long bear coming out behind a car with a bag, and he looks at me looking at the car i guess
davepoobond: and then he went over to the car, and then he shoved his arm into the hole and opened the door like that and got in
davepoobond: he didnt start the car until i was away though
MorzyMagic: weird
MorzyMagic: hmmm
davepoobond: its obvious he stole it
davepoobond: cause if he could afford an excursion
davepoobond: he could afford pants that weren’t purple
MorzyMagic: hahaha yeha
MorzyMagic: that’s weird
davepoobond: and when i came out of OSH, i saw the car leaving, but i couldnt see the liscence plates
davepoobond: and on the way back i saw at least 10 police cars
davepoobond: realllly weird
MorzyMagic: wow
davepoobond: i was kinda thinking to myself “should i tell the cops”
davepoobond: but i couldnt cause i didnt see the liscense plates…
davepoobond: eh oh well. that’s the adventure of my life
MorzyMagic: haha well what are you gonna do
davepoobond: stay at home and hope it allll goes away…
MorzyMagic: hahaha
TBomb: Boo
davepoobond: AIYEEEEEEEEEEE
TBomb: muahahahaha
davepoobond: do you know the old crossguard guy in front of st. bedes
davepoobond: st. francis i mean
Blind Bubba: what about him
davepoobond: he got fired
Blind Bubba: lol
Blind Bubba: y?
davepoobond: and he “doesnt know what to do with his time now”
Blind Bubba: hahaha
davepoobond: “undisclosed reasons”
davepoobond: it was in the valley sun
Blind Bubba: hahahaha
Blind Bubba: he was old
davepoobond: 82
davepoobond: he had to “turn in his stop sign”
davepoobond: the stop sign is like a badge to the crossguards
davepoobond: its sad
Blind Bubba: LOL
Blind Bubba: that would be phat if they got to keep it
davepoobond: ha
davepoobond: he got reported cause he cussed
davepoobond: my sister said once he said something like “you stupid idiot, i cant believe you get laid at night!”
davepoobond: when the car didnt stop for him
Blind Bubba: LOL
Blind Bubba: LOLLOLOLOLOLOL
davepoobond: someone named Mr. Moeran reported him
davepoobond: and the old guy is looking for a job
Blind Bubba: hahahah
Blind Bubba: mr moeran
Blind Bubba: that guy is an asshole
davepoobond: who is that
Blind Bubba: dunno but hes an asshole
davepoobond: teacher?
Blind Bubba: Blind Bubba: dunno but hes an asshole
davepoobond: staff?
davepoobond: ok now i’m just doing it to spite you
davepoobond: anyway
davepoobond: the old guy was kinda stupid
davepoobond: i think he’s gonna work at mcdonalds now
davepoobond: “can i take your god damn order? sorry”
davepoobond: HEY bud-dy!
HazMatt911: who r u
davepoobond: Pauly Shore
HazMatt911 signed off at 3:14:18 PM.
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davepoobond: GERTRUDE! IS THAT YOUUUUU??
davepoobond: =-O
HazMatt911: who r u
davepoobond: you dont remember me?
HazMatt911: no
davepoobond: its Sally!
HazMatt911: sally who
davepoobond: Sally Struthers
HazMatt911: who is that
davepoobond: …me…
davepoobond: gerty….
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: HELLO
davepoobond: HELLOO
davepoobond: HELLO
davepoobond: HELLO
davepoobond: HELLO
davepoobond: HELLO
HazMatt911 signed off at 3:19:54 PM.
stimpyismyname: im a firestarter
davepoobond: ?
stimpyismyname: twisted firestarter
stimpyismyname: mmmm
stimpyismyname: oh oh oh ohoh
stimpyismyname: mmm
stimpyismyname: oh oh h ohoh
stimpyismyname: daaaaave im boooored
davepoobond: go to hell then
stimpyismyname: NO
davepoobond: look at the stuff i put on squackle
stimpyismyname: YOU GO TO HELL
stimpyismyname: ASSHOLE
stimpyismyname: AZZHOLE
stimpyismyname: A22HOLE
stimpyismyname: boooo
stimpyismyname: tainted looove
stimpyismyname: wo whoooa whoa
stimpyismyname: bum bum
stimpyismyname: I…
stimpyismyname: i just died in your arms tonight!!
stimpyismyname: da da da rains down in afffrica
stimpyismyname: and theres always somethin there to remind meeeeeeee
stimpyismyname: daund
stimpyismyname: fbduase
stimpyismyname: hb
stimpyismyname: that stupid cd
blowthetoad: michael jackson is a white n*gger, what does that make you?
davepoobond: your mom
davepoobond: oh HOOOO
davepoobond: got you there.
blowthetoad: oh man
blowthetoad: that was harsh
blowthetoad: :-[
blowthetoad: i can play his beats on a bass, so uh…… wipe my ass
davepoobond: so what
davepoobond: that’s simple
blowthetoad: so i can play bass better than you
blowthetoad: and your mom
davepoobond: unh hunh..
blowthetoad: 😎
blowthetoad: man….. i can even play the friggin’ pokemon theme song on bass
davepoobond: can you play metallica?
davepoobond: thought not
blowthetoad: yes
davepoobond: sure sure
blowthetoad: yes i can
blowthetoad: slowly……
davepoobond: unhh hunnhhhh
blowthetoad: but i can
blowthetoad: i play battery inc
davepoobond: that’s pretty sad that you bought a bass just because i do
blowthetoad: no
blowthetoad: ive had it
blowthetoad: since i was what, 12?
davepoobond: sure ya did
blowthetoad: does your mom lean her head sideways when she eats a hamburger?
blowthetoad: and then the patty falls out the other end and blames you for it
blowthetoad: haha
davepoobond: no, she’s not like your mom. everyone doesnt have to be like someone in your family
blowthetoad: atleast i can play master of puppets
blowthetoad: booyeah
davepoobond: at least i can play pretty fly for a white guy
blowthetoad: at least i can play ice ice baby
blowthetoad: no man, that has good beats
davepoobond: i can do that 10folds better than you
blowthetoad: the guitar beta in the back is sick
blowthetoad: you dont even know what a fold is
davepoobond: yeah i do
blowthetoad: regardless, let a lone the number 10
blowthetoad: whats a fold smarty
blowthetoad: mcfarty
davepoobond: times
blowthetoad: Smarty McFarty
blowthetoad: haha
davepoobond: idiot
blowthetoad: i made a funny 😎
blowthetoad: i play slow songs fast
davepoobond: i’m done talking to you blowthetoad
davepoobond: so go away
blowthetoad: ok, i am not blow the fucking toad
davepoobond: sure you are
blowthetoad: im past that stage
davepoobond: unh hunh
blowthetoad: waaaaaaaaay past it
davepoobond: sure ya are
blowthetoad: like, past XKP’S POKEMON PAGE
blowthetoad: member that shit yo?
blowthetoad: it was PHAT
davepoobond: dont need to
blowthetoad: i just like the gamebody games
blowthetoad: the old ones
blowthetoad: other than the show, cards, comics, and the merchandise, pokémon is really gay
blowthetoad: hey, i got more talent in html for your information
davepoobond: i bet you have sex with the pikachu oversized cards, what are you talking about
blowthetoad: www.brandonism.tk
blowthetoad: not sex man…… LOVE
davepoobond: is that you on all the pictures
blowthetoad: =-O! you are pretty smart
blowthetoad: just check out my dog man….
blowthetoad: and my room
blowthetoad: WITH NO TV!!
blowthetoad: 🙁
blowthetoad: check out ‘myteeth.jpg’
blowthetoad: just got my braces off
blowthetoad: AND YOU CAN SEE MY FACE
blowthetoad: god dammit
blowthetoad: hey, im good at photoshop
blowthetoad: if you need photoshop skills…….
blowthetoad: come to me
blowthetoad: brandon harris
blowthetoad: not blowthetoad
blowthetoad: now when i go back to squackle i see how stupid i looked
blowthetoad: when i was 12
davepoobond: hallelujah, its an epiphany
davepoobond: make a flash card outta that
blowthetoad: www.geocities.com/bism28/pics/jtbg.jpg
blowthetoad: click that when i say so
blowthetoad: sure its justin timberlake, but i made it for my girlfriend and it looks good
blowthetoad: its a background
blowthetoad: for the 1024×768 resolutions
blowthetoad: its still uploading
blowthetoad: dont click it yet
blowthetoad: <—-56k
blowthetoad: ok click it
blowthetoad: www.geocities.com/bism28/pics/jtbg.jpg
blowthetoad: my g/f likes it, you will too
blowthetoad: i think
blowthetoad: pretend it’s peewee herman, not justin timberlake
blowthetoad: its not him, its the skills
blowthetoad: www.geocities.com/bism28/pics/jtbg.jpg
blowthetoad: www.geocities.com/bism28/pics/jtbg.jpg
blowthetoad: www.geocities.com/bism28/pics/jtbg.jpg
blowthetoad: www.geocities.com/bism28/pics/jtbg.jpg
blowthetoad: www.geocities.com/bism28/pics/jtbg.jpg
blowthetoad: rate it
davepoobond: ur page shut down foo
blowthetoad: 1-10
blowthetoad: what
blowthetoad wants to directly connect.
blowthetoad: aim is more reliable
davepoobond declines request; no connection was made.
blowthetoad: argh
davepoobond: its ok
davepoobond: i saw it
blowthetoad: alright
blowthetoad: what do you think
davepoobond: “why the hell would you make it” comes to mind
blowthetoad: well, mainly because i was extremely bored, and it was a request
davepoobond: when i’m bored i go to sleep, i dont make a collage of justin timberlake
blowthetoad: LOL
blowthetoad: that’s true………….
blowthetoad: but my girlfriend requested it man
blowthetoad: im not gonna fart in her face and go to bed
blowthetoad: but i wasnt tired, and it helps my portfolio
blowthetoad: maybe some gay single parent may want to pay me to make a collage of stone phillips….. who knows, he has money
blowthetoad: where did you register squackle.com?
stimpyismyname: testing
stimpyismyname: testin
stimpyismyname: test
stimpyismyname: test
stimpyismyname: ok
davepoobond: ,,,,?
stimpyismyname: nothin
stimpyismyname: ,,,,
stimpyismyname: STOOPID
davepoobond: ,,
Zephendroyd1: how many christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
davepoobond: 1, because he’s a priest and he makes the kid do it
Zephendroyd1: k
Zephendroyd1: hi davepoobond
davepoobond: hi..
Zephendroyd1: is squackle poobond?
davepoobond: ?
Zephendroyd1: is squackle poobond?
davepoobond: what are you talkin about
Zephendroyd1: hi
davepoobond: hi
Zephendroyd1: nupes.com?
davepoobond: no.
davepoobond: www.squackle.com …..
Zephendroyd1: hey davepoobond
davepoobond: hey zephendroyd1
davepoobond: what do you want
Zephendroyd1: plz give autograph
davepoobond: no
Zephendroyd1: y?
davepoobond: its too expensive to give away for free
Zephendroyd1: PLZ GIVE PLZ NUPES
Zephendroyd1: PLZ GIVE SNUPES AUTOG
Zephendroyd1: GIVE AUTOG
davepoobond: :-!
Zephendroyd1: do you know adam
davepoobond: adam who
Zephendroyd1: the adam who you know
Zephendroyd1: adam nupes
davepoobond: i suppose…
Zephendroyd1: who adam nupes?
davepoobond: i dont know
Zephendroyd1: hi
davepoobond: whats his sn
davepoobond: bye
Zephendroyd1: his sn is gemini
davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
davepoobond: i remember now
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i dont know him
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: go eat some custard
davepoobond: with some mustard
Zephendroyd1: dave do you remember that food with the white
davepoobond: and leave me alone
davepoobond: and go to talk on the phone
Zephendroyd1: nupes
Zephendroyd1: what is ur #?
davepoobond: 1-800-444-4444
Zephendroyd1: squackle poobond?
Zephendroyd1: hi
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: are you gonna call me?
davepoobond: i’m standing by my phone
Zephendroyd1: nopes to the nupes
davepoobond: comon, i cant leave my phone lines open all day
Zephendroyd1: ?
davepoobond: call me….
Zephendroyd1: I CANT CALL
davepoobond: my number is 1-800-444-4444
Zephendroyd1: CANT
davepoobond: WHY NOT
davepoobond: WHY NOT
Zephendroyd1: B?C IM AT COMPUTE LAB
davepoobond: so what
davepoobond: dont be a puss
davepoobond: schools have phones
Zephendroyd1: I HVE NOT A PHONE
davepoobond: say you’re callin your mom
Zephendroyd1: NEARBY
davepoobond: DONT BE A PUSS
davepoobond: GET UP AND WALK TO ONE
Zephendroyd1: I CANT CALL OF
Zephendroyd1: CANT CALL OF
davepoobond: YES YOU CAN
Zephendroyd1: CANT CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
davepoobond: YES YOU CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Zephendroyd1: omg stink
Zephendroyd1: omg stink putezy
davepoobond signed off at 7:16:24 PM.
Zephendroyd1: omg stink putezy
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davepoobond signed on at 7:16:45 PM.
Zephendroyd1: hi
davepoobond: give me the IM we had
Zephendroyd1: for squackle?
davepoobond: yeah
Zephendroyd1: wiz00t
Zephendroyd1: <~~~celebrity
Zephendroyd1: =]
davepoobond: stupid AIM had an error
Zephendroyd1: hi
Zephendroyd1: k i have all the messg
Zephendroyd1: plz give a brief paragraph on why you like trix cereal
davepoobond: the extremely fruity flavor gives the tastebuds a world of tastes in one simple bite of flavored corn smothered in milk.
davepoobond: that’s 3 sentences which is one paragraph
Zephendroyd1: ^_^ k YU GET TEXT>NUPES
davepoobond: k…
Zephendroyd1 wants to send file Nupes.txt.
Zephendroyd1: accept poobond!
Zephendroyd1: accept poobond!
davepoobond received Nupes.txt.
Zephendroyd1: ACCEPT OR NO GET
Zephendroyd1: KK THX
davepoobond: thanks..
MadManWithAnAxe: well, well, well
davepoobond: eh eh eh?
MadManWithAnAxe: look what the cat dragged in
MadManWithAnAxe: if it isn’t mister slap-happy himself
davepoobond: look what your MOM dragged in
davepoobond: hahaha
MadManWithAnAxe: awwwwwwww
MadManWithAnAxe: :'( you can be so cruel sometimes, davey
davepoobond: sorry
MadManWithAnAxe: it’s ok
MadManWithAnAxe: i know what it feels like to be anally raped by my father….wait…no i don’t…sorry, i can’t help you
davepoobond: hmm
MadManWithAnAxe: i’m sorry, i’m all out of bananas
MadManWithAnAxe: well, well, well
davepoobond: hi
MadManWithAnAxe: well?
davepoobond: well what
MadManWithAnAxe: i was hoping you knew
davepoobond: well i dont
MadManWithAnAxe: so…i have found your weakness
davepoobond: darn
davepoobond: :-$
MadManWithAnAxe: :-X
MadManWithAnAxe: i implore you to reconsider
davepoobond: what
MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me
MadManWithAnAxe: ()0oO()oO()o0OoOo()
davepoobond: wow
MadManWithAnAxe: it took me 7 years to type that
fartsinajar: shut the PUCK up
davepoobond: har har thats pretty funny there
fartsinajar: hahahaha\
fartsinajar: ha
fartsinajar: jhahaha