Tag Archives: HazMatt911

#10602: davepoobond -> HazMatt911

davepoobond: HEY bud-dy!

HazMatt911: who r u

davepoobond: Pauly Shore

HazMatt911 signed off at 3:14:18 PM.

I sign on to a different screen name.

davepoobond: GERTRUDE! IS THAT YOUUUUU??

davepoobond: =-O

HazMatt911: who r u

davepoobond: you dont remember me?

HazMatt911: no

davepoobond: its Sally!

HazMatt911: sally who

davepoobond: Sally Struthers

HazMatt911: who is that

davepoobond: …me…

davepoobond: gerty….

davepoobond: hello?

davepoobond: HELLO

davepoobond: HELLOO

davepoobond: HELLO

davepoobond: HELLO

davepoobond: HELLO

davepoobond: HELLO

HazMatt911 signed off at 3:19:54 PM.

#10601: HazMatt911 -> MadManWithAnAxe

HazMatt911: back

MadManWithAnAxe: ummm….hi

MadManWithAnAxe: You might like this (its a link to dolphinsex.com)

HazMatt911: u jerk

MadManWithAnAxe: WHAT?

HazMatt911: do u play

HazMatt911: do u

MadManWithAnAxe: ummm……sure

HazMatt911: u wear boxers

MadManWithAnAxe: ummmm….sure

HazMatt911: how big is pole

MadManWithAnAxe: umm…..around 2″ to 2 1/2″

HazMatt911: that is how big ur dick is

MadManWithAnAxe: approximately

HazMatt911: how tall r u

MadManWithAnAxe: i already told you 2′ 6″

HazMatt911: k

MadManWithAnAxe: i can barely reach the keyboard

MadManWithAnAxe: hello?

HazMatt911: hey

MadManWithAnAxe: i like putting things in my butt!

HazMatt911: great

MadManWithAnAxe: I think i love you

MadManWithAnAxe: i wanna have your children

MadManWithAnAxe: FINE!

MadManWithAnAxe: i guess we can never be together

MadManWithAnAxe: i thought we had something special, you and me

MadManWithAnAxe: but i guess it was all just a game!

MadManWithAnAxe: Why?!?!?