Q: How are dirty socks like seashells?
A: They both go out with the Tide.
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Joke #11168
Q: How are dirty socks like a losing team?
A: They hate to go down in defeat.
Joke #11167
Q: How is playing Mortal Kombat like no other sport?
A: It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you spray the brains.
Joke #11166
Q: Why don’t neighborhood kids like to visit the Addams Family for Easter?
A: Thing likes to make real chocolate bunnies.
Joke #11165
Q: What do you call it when guys with bad breath are out looking for girls?
A: Scoping.
Joke #11164
Q: Why aren’t Wednesday and Pugsley allowed to bring their pets to the dinner table?
A: Pets are served only for lunch.
Joke #11163
Q: Why did the Addams Family have so many coffins lying around the house?
A: They were having relatives over for dinner.
Joke #11162
Q: How did Snow White’s smock get wet?
A: She was sprinkling pepper too close to Sneezy.
Joke #11161
Q: Why was the eighth dwarf dropped from Snow White?
A: The producers didn’t think people were ready for “Queasy.”
Ass Crack Man
So I was driving to my internship and finding a place to park earlier today, and I see this dude wearing only his boxers and a weird teal shirt that was showing entirely too much shoulder and weird moccasin-type footwear.
To my displeasure, the man’s ass crack began to show, like half of his ass. I thought to myself, "this could not be any worse." But it did. As I was parking (he was right by where I was parking), he bends down and picks something up. I tried to look away, but I was forced to have him in my peripheral vision since I was still driving.
DISGUSTING.
cestlop
cestlop – v. to get shot in the face by a police officer because you were speeding
midifleur
midifleur – v. to beat a 1 year old baby to death in your car while you are speeding
Downloads Should Work Now
Sorry everyone, I recently realized that downloads on the site were not working at all.
They should be working now. So download away.
Joke #11156
Q: What do you call a dog with a metal box for hind legs?
A: Sparky.
Joke #11155
Q: How is belly-button lint like a flower?
A: It grows best in a moist, warm place.