Q: Why did the cannibal invite over a variety of musicians for lunch?
A: He wanted to cover the four major food groups.
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Joke #11244
Q: Why was the Wicked Witch of the West eventually destroyed?
A: She just had a monkey on her back.
Joke #11243
Q: Why did the cannibal start dining on heavy metal bands?
A: He needed more iron in his diet.
Joke #11242
Q: What does a cannibal mother always teach her son?
A: "Don’t eat fingers with your fingers!"
meadow muffin
meadow muffin – n. a pile of poo in the middle of a field or meadow
Joke #11240
Q: What’s hot and soft and has five toes?
A: A meadow muffin with a footprint in it.
Joke #11239
Q: What’s warm, fresh, and full of grain?
A: A cow-pie in a wheat field.
Joke #11238
Q: Why was the milkman fired after he delivered sour milk?
A: He couldn’t cut the cheese.
Joke #11237
Q: What do you call a movie musical about having a chest cold?
A: Meet Me in St. Lugey’s.
termitator
termitator – n. a termite from the future that wants to eat little kids
Joke #11235
Q: What’s a car thief’s favorite movie?
A: Barefoot in the Parking Lot.
Joke #11234
Q: What’s a complaining plastic surgeon’s favorite movie?
A: Days of Whine and Noses.
Joke #11233
Q: Why did the tuna cross the strait?
A: Because it’s the chicken of the sea.
Joke #11232
Q: Why did Tigger hop through the woods?
A: He didn’t want to step on Pooh.
purseistent
purseistent – adj. to be resistent to purses
Ex. Sheila was purseistent when she saw that Coach.
;} to be resistent to the conditions inside of a purse
Ex. My tampons are purseistent!