Tom: I married a girl who was one of twins.
Jerry: How do you tell them apart?
Tom: Her brother has a beard.
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lanodroc
lanodroc – n. a gift that you’re happy you can take back to the store
mureep
mureep – n. a gift that makes you happy because it affirms that you have better taste than the person giving you the gift
yadnu
yadnu – v. to learn to snorkle in your backyard pool.
cordonal
cordonal – n. a gift that allows you to start your collection of used bottle caps
demic
demic – n. a package that is beautifully wrapped with recycled garbage
xeteen
xeteen – v. to hide a gift in a drawer next to the gift you got last year
curalgo
curalgo – v. to pour ketchup on a gift and feed it to your cat
Joke #11312
Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
A: I’m stuck on you.
Joke #11311
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I’m attracted to you.
Joke #11310
Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
A: Let’s go out together.
Joke #11309
Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: Better get ready — the doctor is taking us out tonight.
Joke #11308
Q: What did the bee say to the rose?
A: Hi, bud.
Joke #11307
Q: What did one ear say to the other ear?
A: Between you and me we need a haircut.
Joke #11306
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Just between you and me, there’s something that smells.