Q: Why did the retired basketball player become a judge?
A: To stay on the court.
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Joke #11570
Q: Why did the bench-sitter bring a water pistol to the basketball game?
A: He wanted a chance to shoot the ball.
Joke #11569
Basketball Coach: Billy, I think you grew another foot over the summer.
Billy: No, Coach, honest. I still have only two.
Joke #11568
Q: How do they play basketball in Hawaii?
A: With Hula Hoops.
Joke #11567
Q: Why was Cinderella such an awful basketball player?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Sports Bestsellers
Strike Three – by U.R. Out
Last-Inning Cliffhangers – by D. Bases, R. Loaded
Last-Second Touchdown – by Justin Time
Interception – by E. Bluitt
The Referee Is Always Right – by R.U. Nuts
Sports Medicine – by Frank N. Stein
The Washington Redskins – by T.P. Dweller
Great Basketball Plays – by Jim Shoes
Improve Your Foul Shooting – by Mr. Completely
Basketball Bloopers – by Dub L. Dribble
Calisthenics – by Stan Dupp and Neil Down
Skateboard Hotdogging – by Frank Furter
Ice Hockey for Beginners – by I.M. Freezin
Hockey Plays – by I.C. Tose
Bowling Strikes – by M.T. Lane
Boxing Knockouts – by Seymour Stars
Joke #11565
Jack: How did you break your arm?
Zack: I was playing football with a telephone booth.
Jack: What?
Zack: I was trying to get my quarter back!
Joke #11564
Q: Why did the ghost try out for the cheerleading squad?
A: To add a little team spirit.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the ghost join the team?
A: Because they needed spirit.
50,000 Hits
Pretty much a year after I launched this version of my site, I’ve gotten 50,000 hits according to the stats program I’ve got running.
That’s an average of about 4,200 hits a month. Not bad, but I hope to get that increased.
It’d be swell if you passed around a link to this site to your friends. Also, thanks to anyone sticking around and visiting every now and then.
Joke #11560
Only thirteen seconds were left in the fourth quarter of a big football game. The home team was ahead by three points and had possession of the ball.
The quarterback threw a pass to a first-year player, who caught it, then dropped it. The opposing team recovered the ball and went on to score the winning touchdown.
Asked how he felt about the defeat, the home team’s coach said, “Well, that’s how the rookie fumbles.”
Joke #11559
Q: What’s black and white and green all over?
A: A referee who fell into the Gator Bowl.
Joke #11558
Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite color?
A: Yeller.
Joke #11557
Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer.
Joke #11556
Q: What’s black and white and sticky all over?
A: A referee who fell into the Sugar Bowl.
Joke #11555
Dad: How’d you do in the game today, son?
Son: I made a ninety-two yard run.
Dad: That’s terrific!
Son: Not really. I didn’t catch the guy I was chasing.