How bad is inflation? …Yesterday when I got paid, all of my bills were folded into paper airplanes.
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Joke #12533
Now the government is thinking of minting coins to take the place of paper bills. The idea is that by making the dollars heavier, inflation won’t be able to soar as easily.
Joke #12532
Affluence has finally reached the Far North. Last winter, an Eskimo had a furnace installed in his igloo and ended up with hot-water heat.
Joke #12531
I finally figured out a foolproof system for enjoying life. I work two weeks a year and spend the rest of the time on vacation.
Joke #12530
Today’s expert is a guy who knows where yesterday’s expert went wrong.
Joke #12529
The employment situation in today’s world is really terrible. The other day someone asked me what I did for a living, and I’ve been unemployed so long, I’d forgotten.
Joke #12527
The other day a pickpocket tried to pick my pocket and I was so broke, all he got for his trouble was practice.
Joke #12526
Every American motorist will tell you that the easiest thing to run into today is debt.
Joke #12525
You can’t win in the construction business today. No matter how fast you shovel dirt, you still end up losing ground.
Joke #12524
True, a fool and his money are soon parted. But what I’d like to know is how they got together in the first place.
Joke #12523
A wise man once said: “A politician who smiles when he makes a mistake has thought of someone else to blame it on.”
Joke #12522
The prices they get for toys these days are outrageous. Last Christmas in order to buy my daughter a dollhouse, I had to take out a mortgage on it.
Joke #12521
There is so much smog in California that Los Angeles is the only city in the world where street vendors can make a good living selling oxygen.
Joke #12520
I guess I’m just the kind of person who resides in the state of total confusion.
Joke #12519
I can tell you the perfect way to save on heating bills during the winter. Move to Death Valley.