Q: What did the nervous wrestler say?
A: “I’ve got to get a hold on myself.”
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Joke #12822
It was the night of a big basketball game when a couple walked up to the Madison Square Garden box office. The man asked the ticket seller, “Do you have two tickets for tonight’s game?”
The clerk replied, “I’m sorry, but we’re sold out except for standing room only!”
The man then asked, “Are they together?”
Joke #12821
Q: Why do hobos who play football make great pass receivers?
A: Because they know every down-and-out pattern in the book.
Joke #12820
Any sportsman will tell you that fish grow faster than any other game animal. That’s because every time a fisherman tells the story about the big one that got away, the fish grows at least another foot.
Joke #12819
Another baseball first happened yesterday in New York City. Umpires decided to call a night baseball game on account of daylihgt.
Joke #12818
I don’t hit my balls into the water traps because I’m a duffer. It’s just that I’m a neat golfer and I like to keep them clean.
Joke #12817
MAN: “Hey! I broke seventy on nine holes today!”
GOLF PRO: “Wow! that’s a lot of clubs to break.”
Joke #12816
Q: What’s the first requirement for bowling?
A: Being strong enough to lift the ball of course.
Joke #12815
Did you hear about the dumb fisherman who chartered a helicopter because he wanted to catch flying fish?
Joke #12812
Q: Where does a pig play golf?
A: On the sausage links, of course!
Joke #12811
There was this dumb trout who jumped out of the lake and up into the rain because he was tired of taking baths and felt like a shower instead.
Joke #12810
It’s easy to tell if a pitcher is throwing spit balls… The catcher will be wearing a raincoat and galoshes.
Joke #12809
Did you hear about the dumb sports fan who thought the St. Louis Cardinals were managed by the Pope?
Joke #12808
Have you heard about the boxer who became a puppeteer and staged “Punchy and Judy” shows?
Joke #12807
Did you hear about the dummy who tried to water ski behind a row boat?