Joke #12822

It was the night of a big basketball game when a couple walked up to the Madison Square Garden box office.  The man asked the ticket seller, “Do you have two tickets for tonight’s game?”

The clerk replied, “I’m sorry, but we’re sold out except for standing room only!”

The man then asked, “Are they together?”

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